king of queens

Jason Michael Queen twenty-six ; army brat not the bitch who shoots arrows, but i'm handy with a gun

[jason-queen]

taylor--q‌:

“Can I get you a Christmas gift this year or is that stupid rule still in place?”

“I just personally think you could use your money for better things.”

[lorelaiqilmore]

naley appreciation week  - day three: favorite happy scene ↳ Hi, you’ve reached the Scott’s, um, my wife and I are, uh- Your wife? What do you, like, own me now? Yeah, I do.

[beccafab-ray]

No we can’t. You wouldn’t want that disaster on your hands. Tired which is amazing for me because usually he’s running around like a maniac. But I am really happy to have him for the entire last week of school.

[jason-queen]

I’ll always take tired over rolling around in energy. Easier to contain, you got him all his supplies? 

[beccafab-ray]

Hopefully. I really need more time with my man or I might go crazy.

[jason-queen]

And we definitely cannot have that. How’s the boy?

[beccafab-ray]

It has been a fun twenty minutes. Are you going to be home in time for dinner tonight?

[jason-queen]

I agree, but I don’t know. Hopefully if I can get this car running.

[jason-queen]

I got like 10 minutes left of my break

[beccafab-ray]

I know, I know but a girl has got to try. 

When are you coming home? I’m going to go help Natalie unpack today anyways. Can you give me a ride there? Abel can give me a ride home and we save on gas money.

[jason-queen]

I know.

Not til the morning. I’m working a double at the hospital. I can drop you off though, yes. You just gotta be ready in ten minutes.

[beccafab-ray]

Is there a chance of me convincing you to go in late?

[jason-queen]

As tempting as that is. You know I can’t.

[jason-queen]

I better get ready for work.

[childishsgambino]

[ellet0mkins]

Okay… this isn’t working.

[dani-camp]

[beccafab-ray]

You have so few days off it’s a miracle that you have not gone crazy yet.

We aren’t going anywhere tonight right? Because I want to drink but if I have to drive I probably shouldn’t. 

[jason-queen]

Well I know I’m doing it to take care of Taylor, if I feel like I’m gonna lose my mind- I think of her.

Nah- I wanna stay in.

[jason-queen]

God I love days off.

[lazarusofarabia-deactivated2012]

[breathtakingqueens]

After I gave my speech [at the UN] there was a website threatening to release naked pictures of me, with a countdown. I knew it was a hoax, I knew the pictures didn’t exist, but I think a lot of people that were close to me knew that gender equality was an issue but didn’t think it was that urgent – that it was a thing of the past. (They said) ‘We live in Great Britain! This is a thing of the past! We’re fine aren’t we? We’re good! We’ve got far enough.

[iomiprenderocuradite]