Jason Squared

A Tumblr by Two Nerds Named Jason

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Halloween Mood Table, 2016 Edition! (Actually, it’s more like Halloween Pair of TV Trays 2016, but you get the general idea.) This year’s table is covered in Ghostbusters and stuffed Chuckys, blinking LEDs and glow-in-the-dark things, spiders and action figures and too many things that topple over at the slightest touch. Thanks to Matt from Dinosaur Dracula for the original idea. Know there hasn’t been a proper update in a good while; life kind of got in the way this past summer. Hoping to have something out there to celebrate this year’s Month of Spooky Shit. Stay tuned to see if we can manage to do so!

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Gotham City’s King of Summer!

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Chris Evans as Doritos

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Gamer problems

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A.K.A. “Dawn of Just Ass”

The Jasons take on the latest DC Cinematic Universe movie, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. They discuss the film's choppy editing and nonsensical plot beats, how awesome Wonder Woman and Bat-fleck turned out to be, character assassination, the future of the franchise, how ill-suited Zack Snyder is to lead these films, and more!

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The Jasons take on the latest superhero film, Fox's X-Men spinoff Deadpool (2016). They discuss Ryan Reynolds, Deadpool's place in the X-Men universe, how the film compares to other "Deadpool" media, clever jokes and meta-knowledge, and more! As a bonus, they also discuss upcoming superhero movie fatigue, Batman v. Superman, the lessons everyone will learn from Deadpool's success, TMNT 2 letting its freak flag fly, and more!

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In memory of the always captivating Alan Rickman, we revisit Galaxy Quest.

We actually released this several weeks ago, and I’m just now getting around to releasing it. Oops.

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The Jasons discuss the recent news that Steven Moffat will be stepping down as showrunner/head writer for "Doctor Who," the almost total absence of new content in 2016, his upcoming replacement for the show Chris Chibnall, what this may mean for star Peter Capaldi, and more! 

(Note: This minisode was excepted from an upcoming episode.)

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Bowser Propaganda Posters by Fernando Reza

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The Jasons tackle Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens, the long-awaited next Star Wars movie. The first one in over a decade! The first "good" one in almost 30 years! What do the Jasons think? Will it hold up in their eyes?!

You’ve all already seen Star Wars 7... but have you heard us talk about it?

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You know i just reblogged this but im reblogging again to say i keep looking at baby jesus with the lighter and cackling madly because i love this so much

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The Jasons were strapped for ideas this time, so they spend this episode discussing all of the recent video game releases they've been playing. They discuss Star Wars: Battlefront, Assassin's Creed: Black Flag, Shadow of Mordor, Fallout 4, Yoshi's Wooly World, and more! Something for everyone!

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The Jasons discuss the 24th James Bond film Spectre, which may end up being Daniel Craig's 007 swan song. They discuss series history, signposting as a shortcut to depth, family ties, terrible secrets (and worse reveals), and more!

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omg.

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In honor of Wes Craven, who passed away earlier this year, we dedicate this episode to watching all four Scream movies.

We had intended to post this up a couple of days ago for Halloween, but... oh well. Sad to see the Month of Spooky Shit end, but at least we went out on a high note this year.