The Ramblings of Jason Walker...

I'm 27 and lost in the middle of the midwest. I have a few obsessions. You can probably tell what they are by my reblogs. Sometimes I write captions or stories. Story Time If you have any questions please ask.

[skatingthinandice]

— thunder and lightning at the lightest touch.

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These trunks are getting tight 🐟

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😴🐟🌧

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Am I a dad yet 👨🏻‍⚕️

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Haven’t posted shirtless pics in quite a while because of depression, body issues, and weight gain. I’m flexing and am making sure my angles are right but whatever you gotta do right? I’m trying to be happier and more positive so here ya go 🐟🌲

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Boop boop 🐟🌲🌊

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[maturedadsandmen]

“C’mon, bro.  Quit wasting time taking a selfie in the mirror.  Our wives are gonna be done and waiting for us by the exit.  Do you really wanna have to listen to them razz us for taking longer to get showered and changed than they do?  Let’s hit the shower so we can have some of that special best buddy time we both want and need so badly.”

It was kind of a fucked up situation.  Rick and I going to the gym with our wives was sort of a standing weekly double-date.  At least, that’s what our wives thought.  It’s a sad state of affairs when you’re having an affair with your best friend and you have to disguise it by bringing both of your wives along for the rendezvous.  But with how busy our schedules have become over the past few months, these once-a-week trips to the gym were all that Rick and I could manage.  We’d go right before closing because that usually meant the four of us were the only ones in the whole place.  While our wives were gabbing on the treadmill or the elliptical, he and I would get into a heavy weight-lifting routine and make eyes at each other the whole time.  Then after we were done, while Gina and Patty carried their gabfest into the women’s locker room, we’d have our own special time together in the gym shower or the sauna.

They were none the wiser.  A few times, we thought we’d been caught…  Like that time Patty saw me walk out of the locker room with my chin and cheeks red from the beard burn Rick’s stubble had given me during a particularly passionate makeout session that night.  Luckily, I was able to play it off as if I must’ve had an allergic reaction to a new aftershave I’d just switched to.  Of course, she bought it hook, line, and sinker.  I love my wife, but God, is she an idiot!  Or that time, Rick and I had sucked each other off and swallowed.  He walked directly out of the locker room with my load in his stomach - and I’m assuming still traces of it in his mouth - and laid a breathtaking tongue-powered kiss on Gina.  What a kinky fucker Rick is sometimes!  But, if either woman had any idea what was going on with Rick and I, they never said a word.

As I stood in the locker room shower, pressed against the wall, water running down my body as Rick fucked me while he licked and nibbled on my ear, I should’ve felt bad for what both of us were doing to our wives.  But I didn’t.  Maybe it’s a character flaw.  But neither of us had the guts to leave them.  And I wasn’t about to give him up.  So, our double-dates at the gym were going to keep on going…at least until our schedules calmed down and we could carve out some time to be together in a more typical setting.

[mayormaynotbegone]

“Cast your eye on him one last time For we will never see each other again”  -Lyrics from a hungarian song called ‘Áldja meg az Isten’ which translates to ‘God bless it’ by a band called Dalriada.

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Texts from your kid’s coach

[shyhungariangayguy]

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Follow both of my blogs @ http://furrytrade.tumblr.com/ & http://dirtyrabbithole.tumblr.com

[roughrawready]

Fuck, son!

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[winterlong]

When you’re full of Thai food but still looking like a snack.

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Wayyyyy back in December @dadgician tagged me to post 7 selfies from 2017. I’m haven’t really been on tumblr much on my PC so this is the first chance I have had to collect some and post!

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Dad?