You should have a Curfew

Jasper Caden || 18 I'd like to think I'm a nice person. Also; I'm actually Uncle Krakcker.

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y

y what

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I don’t like your negativity son

WHY

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y

y not

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yes

NOOOPE

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yes?

NO

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no

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there was a camping trip?

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Depends. Is he young and hot?

Aaaaaaaand that's why women earn 75 cents to the dollar.

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I don’t need to explain myself to someone like you. Be careful otherwise it’s your bag that’s ending up in that river next. 

Sorry sweetie. I'm not actually scared of the Samfords? Especially considering the fact that your dads stock market is down 80% and without money you're basically nothing. And I didn't bring anything valuable in my bag, just a couple spare changes of clothes. But if you really feel like touching my stuff feel free. A doctor at my university is doing a study on kleptomatics, can I give him your number?

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It’s called being confident to walk around in a bikini. Since it’s summer and all? Whatever dude, I don’t even know why you’re bothering to involve yourself in something that’s completely irrelevant to you. 

Late at night? Okay whatever floats your boat. Neither do I to be honest. Oh wait, yeah I do. You're actually one of the most annoying bitches in town and I'm tired of hearing everyone gossip about you wherever I go? If you don't want people to hate you, maybe don't push everyone away and start rumors. One last message; If you're really over Harrison, you wouldn't be trying to make his life hell, you'd be focusing on getting over him. And you might want to try that before a restraining order is filed and you're forcibly removed from Laguna.

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Please, I know what you’re gonna say. But doesn’t my confidence make up for my lack of logical thinking? 

No actually it just makes you look desperate. Especially now that you're hardly wearing any clothes.

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I was bored and I hate him, duh?

Please tell me you don't go to college.

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Do I look like I’m trying to get sympathy? Like I care anyway, I’ve been the devil child from the beginning so its not like this is any different, right? 

Yeah you kinda do. If you don’t care, why’d you go throw his bag in the lake? You’re very complex

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Tushae. You’re a funny one aren’t you.

It's questions like these that keep me awake at night.

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Oh shit, I thought you were a possum.

That’s okay , I mistook you for a downsyndrome mouse.

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Hey Jasper, Can you not. You shouldn’t believe everything you hear, and besides you have no idea how he’s treated me so you should just not get yourself involved. 

And you haven't treated him any worse? You just completely destroyed everything he brought to camp. As far as most of us are concerned, you're the villain and he's the victim. Making everything a big drama just to get attention isn't going to gain you sympathy.

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Whatever, he deserved it. 

I don't know the entire situation, but you guys lost a baby, right? And I remember hearing about how in love you where before that happened. I don't think he did the right thing, but you aren't doing yourself any justice by ruining every possession of his.