take risks.

Alessandra Samford. Beach bum.

[alessandra-samford]

Is it inappropriate to wear my crown from when I won Prom Queen in my senior year?

[billie-thekid-blog]

You should try the universal closet. That’s where Tristan and I go during family dinners.

[alessandra-samford]

We know. That closet isn't sound proof, Billie.

[alessandra-samford]

There's like, a hundred rooms in this house and somehow its still so difficult to get any privacy. 

[oklolita]

Oh… it’s just that Bush is gone… Obama’s the president now… he’s actually in his second term.

[alessandra-samford]

Oh, right. Cool....I'm not really into politics. 

[oklolita]

Uh… Obama.

[alessandra-samford]

A What? 

[oklolita]

Cops are stupid, once I got arrested for kicking a dude around a bit because he grabbed my ass. Self defense right? No one thought to charge him for sexual harassment.

[alessandra-samford]

The government is so stupid. Like get it together, George Bush!

[becspen]

So did you get the boots? 

[alessandra-samford]

Uh, obviously. I saw them first. 

[alessandra-samford]

I think it's unfair that I almost got arrested for "attacking" some bitch who got her hands on my Chanel boots first. People are so sensitive these days. 

[alessandra-samford]

[master-daniel]

of course if seen a fucking christmas tree i aint blind, but how the fuck did you fit a fucking forest in your house?

[alessandra-samford]

Uh...I'm a Samford? Have you seen our house?

[alessandra-samford]

[master-daniel]

WHAT THE FUCK?

[alessandra-samford]

What, never seen a Christmas tree before? 

[alessandra-samford]

Christmas at the Samfords is always the best xx

[whorlando]

You had a puppy named Chanel when you were twelve? My money was on Supre.

[alessandra-samford]

Uh, yeah? I also had a cat named Dior.

Isn't that french for like, slut? 

[alessandra-samford]

I just found out that my puppy Chanel that I had when I was twelve didn't really go to a special farm where she could run around freely and chase all the other animals. 

[titti-ana-blog]

i still dont even know where the best shops are here 

[alessandra-samford]

If you're looking for the best of the best you may as well go to like, Rodeo or Melrose. Otherwise the best ones in Laguna are on the top floor. 

[tr-istan-blog]

I will.

[alessandra-samford]

I'd pay to see that. 

[mitchell-day-blog]

Fun Has Just Begun | Mitchell & Alessandra

[mitchell-day-blog]

"Are you sure? Those guys seemed a bit dodgy to me, and I could see you yelling at them," Mitchell replied, cautious of that fact that Alessandra seemed angry. He looked over at the group of guys who were snickering. "Yeah, lets get out of here," he agreed, grabbing hold of her wrist and pulling her through the crowd, making their way towards the door. "In N Out sounds good," he added, as he felt a wave of cool air hit him as they left the hot, sweaty club. 

[alessandra-samford]

"I'm fine, leave it alone." Alessandra insisted. She followed him willingly out of the club, relieved to finally breathe fresh air. The two walked towards Mitchell's car, Alessandra's jaw dropping as she walked over to the passenger's side. "Holy shit. Mitch, uh...you might wanna see this." There, on the side Mitchell's car, that was most likely more expensive than any other in Huntington at that point, was the word 'Twat' spray painted in large blue letters. A bit of guilt washed over Alessandra. She was unsure if it was her fault for bringing someone who was the epitome of Elite Laguna to Huntington - the scum suburb, or if it was Mitchell's for bringing such an expensive car. "Oh my god, I'm so sorry...I'll pay for the paint job?" She offered. 

[tr-istan-blog]

Don’t call my sister an animal! Xav may be an animal but I would never actually call him one. Oh wait, I just did. Oops.

[alessandra-samford]

I never called your sister an animal? Ha, I dare you to say that to his face.