The Game Went On All Day

and through the next and next they played

[simplybutterfree]

[jasper-my-angel]

I'd definitely say the Voodoopunks were at PEAK coolness in The New Albion Radio Hour

[stellaaoctangula]

Kyrie eleison in the dream we’ve waited for Kyrie eleison on Elysium’s far shore Kyrie eleison on where heaven’s city waits

[simplybutterfree]

gay culture is blackmailing your boyfriends dad so that you and him can go and create a civilization in literal hell

[jasper-my-angel]

The Narrator: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Jasper: What if it bites me and IT dies?

Priscilla: That means you're poisonous.

Fay: What if it bites itself and I die?

Byron: That's voodoo.

Soldier 7285: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Annabel: That's correlation, not causation.

Amelia: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Edgar: That's kinky.

The Narrator: Oh my god.

[depressedbutoptimistic]

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[jasper-my-angel]

Edgar in a McDonald's drive through: "Hey can I get uuuuuuuuuh key lime pie."

Staff member: "Key lime pie machine broke."

Edgar: "OO O O O ONEEE DAY YOU W ILL LEARN-"

[jasper-my-angel]

Amelia: Hey, Byron. What's going on?

Byron: Teenage rebellion.

Amelia: Fuck yeah, stick it to the old people.

[incorrectnewalbionquotes]

Me, shoving a bunch of little hotel shampoo bottles in my purse: The thief,,, is a lady

[jasper-my-angel]

Kate: You remind me of the ocean.

Lloyd: Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Kate: No, because you're salty and you scare people.

[lunariens]

Honestly idc about lime pies, my favorite quote from the whole New Albion trilogy is definitely “after using her ex boyfriend as a vessel for spirit posession-”

[carefulpyromancer]

My favorite is “Lovecraft porn we face” or anything the BRDs say

[incorrectnewalbionquotes]

Personally, I think “That’s STUPID” is iconic

[simplybutterfree]

My favorite will always be “the kool aid that they’re drinking is laced” because that implies that kool aid is a brand in the new Albion canon. While voodoopunks are literally entering hell and people are being turned into ai people are watching commercials with the Kool aid man jumping through walls and screaming “OH YEAH”

[lime-pie-dying-inside]

Mine is the full twenty one seconds of “FUCK YOU” from the Room Beneath New Albion.

[jasper-my-angel]

Rachael: I'm going to Taco Bell, do you want anything?

Lee: I want my boyfriend back...

Rachael: Yeah, uh, I've got like 12 bucks.

[jasper-my-angel]

Jacqueline: You know, there's something weird going on with your face.

John: What?

Jacqueline: You're smiling. I didn't know you could do that.

[jasper-my-angel]

I needed this for something else. Oops

[lime-pie-dying-inside]

If I may throw in my two cents as to who between the Narrator and Lloyd would win in a fight:

The Narrator could gut Lloyd Allen with a sharped cogwheel. 

[clockworkenby]

I made something

[incorrectnewalbionquotes]

Hey could u draw lime pie?

I would have drawn the lime pie

But I was dying inside