Now's The Time To Be Alive

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@jasperaltieri !

       ❛  –– – see, it’s not that hard! just gotta rock ‘em a lil ––– & voilà. no more cryin’. easy as pie, i swear. ❜

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baby loving bunny:

     ❛ exactly! look at his face, jasp––– absolutely adorable. he’s jus’ cranky. doesn’t hate you at all! you can do this, no problem.❜

          ‘ yeah, no, he’s– he’s cute. i’m just not sure the feeling is exactly mutual. y’know ? i guess he doesn’t seem that unhappy about me, though. ’

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mom bunny:

      ❛ they don’t hate ya! you just… gotta put on a SMILE & act as if you know what you’re doin, yeah? here–––– you take him. remember; nothing but some light rockin’ from side –– to side, & there ya go! ❜

          ‘ well, i mean, it seems like they do. maybe they just don’t trust in my capabilities to take care of them. –––– uh, okay. i, uh– i just– just rock him. right ? okay. ’

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the most lovable:

         ❛ why? –– because i’m so lovable? PLEASE. i’m not nearly as strict as i should be. a kid could be off eating decade old glue & i’d only tell him off if he came near me with those clammy little hands. way to rain on the parade, altieri. ❜

          ‘ well, you’re not unlovable. are you saying you don’t like the kids ? –– sorry if child neglect isn’t exactly on my list of hobbies, though i’m sure we’ll be getting plenty more of them in first aid if this drought lasts any longer. ’

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bad communicator:

    ❛ do you seriously believe i’ll buy that half-assed diversion? ❜

          ‘ i thought you might take it as an easy out, maybe. you’ve made it pretty clear that you don’t like talking, right ? ’

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baby silencer:

@jasperaltieri !

       ❛  –– – see, it’s not that hard! just gotta rock ‘em a lil ––– & voilà. no more cryin’. easy as pie, i swear. ❜

          ‘ yeah –– i guess. i don’t know, i’m pretty sure they just hate me. if i hold a baby for longer than five seconds they start screaming, one literally tried to roll out of my arms. but they obviously love you. ’

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fake deep:

@jasperaltieri said  ☁  ( e.v.o.l by marina & the diamonds )

     ‘ it only takes a drop of evil to fuck up two beautiful people. ‘

          ‘ you think so ? i mean –– i think most people can make it through anything if they try hard enough. ’

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gossip column editor:

‘ ‘s that why you ask so many questions about everyone else? — — jasper altieri’s secretly running a valdez gossip column ‘cause his own life is a little slow? ’

          ‘ what ? –– do i– do i really come across as that nosy ? ’

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[mientus-andrew]

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[tomellisarchive]

since i’ve been at my mom’s, i wanted to get rid of him. but you were right. you can’t destroy a part of yourself.

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princess bunny:

       ❛ well, do other people say you are? that’s how i know i’m plenty. fun that is! as long as you keep the medical talk to yourself–– i can’t see why not! maybe one, or two reasons… but those are just minor details. NO BIGGIE. ❜

          ‘ yeah, there won’t be a problem there. but i don’t think i’ve ever actually been called fun, more of the opposite, actually. which, uh– doesn’t really help my case. but like i said –– i can try. ’

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fun bunny ?:

        ❛ –– – you any FUN? ❜

         ‘ i don’t know if i’m necessarily fun, but, uh– i could try to be ? i guess it kind of depends on your definition of fun. ’

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hoe bunny:

         ❛ no, he doesn––– i was just making an example, that’s all. a hypothetical one, yeah? because nothin’ actually happened! but… if it does, & it means so much to ya –– you’d be the first one i’d tell. how you like that? ❜ 

          ‘ yeah, sounds good. and, uh– listen, if you need help with anything, like at all, i’m here. i’m not saying you’ll need it or anything, but just in case. i know it can be tough adjusting and all that. i could show you around or something, if you don’t already know the area. and i’m not always this serious, so you don’t have to worry about that. ’

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50s housewife:

       ❛ ––– – & what’s that supposed to mean? ❜ 

          ‘ i just –– i don’t know. forget it, it doesn’t matter. sorry.  –– – how are, uh– how are things at work ? ’