the c-word

hey im jasper i got my hat on backwards and its time to fuckin party

[jaswikis]

i cant even deactivate my account bc i dont know the password despite literally being logged in right now. fuck it tho lol heres my new blog @jasper64 because i wont even be able to log in again after i post this so yea

[guguhen]

WHERE IS SHEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

[hannahsnotsocoolblog]

My other love, jasper

[jaswikis]

lookin forward to

getting poofed and bubbled immediately and not getting anything but namedrops for another super duper year

[guldendays]

1st Letter Of My Name : 2nd Letter Of My Name : 1st Letter Of My Moms Name : 2nd Letter Of My Moms Name : 1st Letter Of My Dads Name : 2nd Letter Of My Dads Name : My Child’s Name Would Be ?

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

the dogs wouldn’t stop getting in my dads gross chair so he carved this weird sculpture of his own frowning face with a chainsaw and puts it on the chair when he’s not sitting in it. the dogs are scared of it

[queerdungeons]

we’re working on something

[jaswikis]

its dat building

THIS is the one i was talking abt a while ago tht looks straight outta white diamonds court lookie

its actually called the frost bank tower but i didnt know until recently so i just called it the pointy one

also its really cool at night too

ITS SO COOL everything about this building is amazing adn i can only imagine how great it is inside..

[jaspidotheadcanons]

Sometimes jasper just looks at peri and wonders what she has done to deserve her. (She once told peridot that and peris response was “jasper you are yourself and that’s enough” then she kissed jasps cheek and continued whispering nice things in her ears)

[billciipher]

I made a Litten Atsume to match my Shinx Atsume!

[jaspidotheadcanons]

When jasper is sad peridot kisses her belly and whispers nice things (or the things she loves about jasper) in her ears. When peridot is sad about the loss of her limb enhancers jasper kisses and cuddles her tiny feet and hands (which makes peridot giggle)

[mushroom-cookie-bears-deactivat]

the smallest little thing

[jaswikis]

me, wheezing and coughing and on the verge of death: mother...please.....buy me more onion bagels..

[jaswikis]

bbbbbbbb its 3am im going to sleep

[jaswikis]

stop...shipping me with shannon she was mean and i only liked her because she had higher metal content than any human id seen before...

she was very rude and i was too distracted with finding her attractive to see that she was mistreating me constantly..

[jaswikis]

theres a thund erstorm outside and its very loud and scary and i feel like im gonna Cry i need comfortt......

[jaswikis]

im going to complain about some certain boys now.

idk i needed to vent so here i go.

so ig before i dropped out of the hellhole called high school apparently alot of guys liked me??? or at least thought they did. it was especially bad bc one time a guy legit tried to kiss me. this was some dude i barely knew or cared about. like he actually thought i would let him do that. i almost punched the motherfucker in the face for even thinking id let him do that.

like, no. no. you’re either delusional or an idiot to think id let someone who was basically a stranger try and do that to me. not to mention this dude was always winking at me and everyone who knew him was telling me he liked me. 

and then there was this other guy who also was under the illusion that he liked me. this fucking guy was 17 while i was 13 at the time and he knew i was that old. how he thought i was gonna let a 4 year age gap slide, i have no earthly idea. he didnt know shit about me aside from what i looked like and what my name was. he was pretty much hitting on me every chance he got and thanks to how stupid i react to compliments i would always just blush and smile and it seemed like i was leading him on which wasnt at all what i wanted to convey.

idk boys are always so dumb. everyone at that school only cared about relationships and it was so much like ik they can be really fun just...pick anyone. anyone but me. please.