Welcome, my friends
I am here to have fun and to share some of the wild and fantastic stories that you have heard about me and my good close friend Nicolas Cage. There is a certain documentary that will be coming out in April of 2022, and I am overjoyed to find that so many of you already are using your imaginations to flatter me.
There will be no racism, or cruelty or sexism on this page. I love to be a gracious host, but children under the age of 18 are not welcome. Anyone under the legal age will be blocked, because I do love to see and talk about all of the fantastic and sensual stories that you share about me. I am learning to use all of the features of this website, and if you misbehave I will use block or report functions fully. If you wish to ask a question Anonymously, please select a unique emoji.
I prefer to have fun together as friends in large groups, so please forgive me for not using the private direct message function to speak with you. I’m sure you will understand that I am a busy man and must attend to all of my guests equally.
Thank you for coming to visit me. Your host, Javi















