heart on fire.

jax avery ; master ; don't quit, some people are counting on you as their challenge.

[mambo-laveau-deactivated2015032]

My master hates me or something. I haven’t met him yet… Hell I don’t even know if he’s here.

Listen… I’m a mermaid. If I don’t drink something soon I could very well die. I’m not asking for much just… a half a cup if anything. Please…

[jaxavery]

You've never even met him yet you say he hates you...okay, makes sense.

You're a mermaid. That sucks, it means you'll miss out on shower sex. Fine, fine I'll go and fetch you some water only cause I'm in a mood. [Jax strutted to the kitchen, humming a bit to himself as he reached for a cup and filling it up fully with water from the tap before returning to the girl and handing her the cup] Here you go.

[mambo-laveau-deactivated2015032]

Water. I’m thirsty… Like… Incredibly thirsty…

Why would you get spanked?

[jaxavery]

That's cool. Is being thirsty a hobby of yours? Just ask your master for some water do I look like a waiter.

Just because we're not allowed to touch other peoples slaves unless we have the masters permission. And by spanked I mean i'll probably have a witch spell on me.

[mambo-laveau-deactivated2015032]

Well then maybe you should spank me. Just kidding.

But I would love a glass of water?

[jaxavery]

Ah, well, I couldn't even if I wanted to. See if I touch you then I'll be the one getting spanked.

Water, mhm. Not champagne? Wine?

[mambo-laveau-deactivated2015032]

You are hilarious.

Really, I’m not faking it.

[jaxavery]

Nope, no, you're lying. I don't appreciate my amazing comedic skills being mocked.

[allegedlyhq-blog]

You keep convincing yourself that. Now how about you go fetch it? I would but my actions seem to be limited.

[jaxavery]

I will. Oh, and I should get you a bottle of water because you're chained up? That's just too bad.

[allegedlyhq-blog]

What can I say? Suffering through lame jokes isn’t all that entertaining. But while you’re here, I’d adore a bottle of water.

[jaxavery]

My jokes are not lame. Yeah, yeah, a bottle of water does sound pretty great.

[allegedlyhq-blog]

Silence? Well aren’t you just boring. 

[jaxavery]

You're the one who didn't want my entertainment.

[allegedlyhq-blog]

From you? I’ll pass.

[jaxavery]

[audriarivera]

Vampire and a comedian, you are the whole package.

[jaxavery]

Oh, and I have abs. See I'm the perfect man.

[winter-fae]

Heh, yeah…. yeah that one was pretty good.

[jaxavery]

No, no that was terrible. I don't know why I even thought I was close to funny.

[audriarivera]

A little amusement couldn’t hurt, so yes.

[jaxavery]

Yo momma is so dumb, she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team.

[winter-fae]

I suppose…. sure, why not?

[jaxavery]

What do you call llama's that adopted kids? Not yo momma llama.

[mambo-laveau-deactivated2015032]

Why not?

[jaxavery]

Their called eyebrows because my eyes be browsin' yo fine ass.

[jaxavery]

Does anybody wanna hear a joke?

[vincentreynolds-deactivated2014]

Where am I...?

[vincentreynolds-deactivated2014]

Oh god— And I didn’t even get my slice of pizza.

[jaxavery]

You're concerned about pizza, right now?

[vincentreynolds-deactivated2014]

Where am I...?

[jaxavery]

Some call it heaven and some call it hell, nether the less, welcome!

[audriarivera]

Give her time, I guess. This can be… hard to adjust to. I figured that, but it’s nice to meet you Jax, considering the circumstances. No, I’m a boring old human who’s having quite a time processing that supernaturals actually exist. What are you?

[jaxavery]

I guess so and it's lovely to meet you as well. Humans aren't- maybe a little but others would disagree. I'm one of the most popular supernaturals, you know, a vampire. Don't worry I'm not going to drink your blood.