Hello Euphoria @goddamnitwhalen - Tumblr Blog

Been around here long enough and realized I’ve never made one of these, so here you go!

Howdy y’all! I’m Jules, I’m 29, and I live somewhere in the forested wilderness of Northern California.

I’ve been on tumblr for the better part of a decade (which is an absolutely insane sentence) and had this blog for a couple of years.

I am not exclusively a horny bastard and this is not exclusively a porn / kink blog. That being said, I am often a horny bastard, and you can expect to find all sorts of NSFW content posted and reposted here, including hard kinks from time to time.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you, and please don’t follow me if you’re not at least 18.

Aside from being a horny bastard I’m an aspiring screenwriter and director, an avid sports fan (mostly football but also basketball, hockey, and college lacrosse), a music freak, a gamer, a tattoo collector… you get the idea.

I’ll do better at trying to tag posts from now on, but don’t count on it! Mutuals can always ask for my non-tumblr socials, too.

I figured this’d be obvious if you’ve ever actually seen my blog, but if you’re anti SW, anti LGBTQ+, anti abortion, etc….you aren’t welcome here. Bigots, racists, bootlickers, terfs, misogynists… you especially aren’t welcome here. Go fuck yourselves.

I’m an open book and I love getting to know new people, so feel free to ask questions or hop in the DMs!