the guy from tetanus

@tetanus.band on ig

[uglyyfisherman]

stop reblogging a post i made a fucking year ago

[jaxophone1]

stop reblogging a post i made a fucking year ago

[jaxophone1]

metallica guys: hey where’s kirk

me: (with a suspiciously kirk hammett shaped bag) aw jeez idk man

[jaxophone1]

WHAT IVE FELT‼️

WHAT IVE KNOWN‼️

TURN THE PAGES TURN THE STONE‼️

BEHIND THE DOOR SHOULD I OPEN IT FOR YOU⁉️

YEAHYEAHHEHHH🗣️‼️

[jaxophone1]

guys wtf do you do at end of a burrito

[jaxophone1]

In the studio, straight up “playing it”. and by “it”, haha well. lets justr say. my gurtar.

[jaxophone1]

all week im like “oh boy i can’t wait for the weekend so i can finally sleep” and then on the weekend im like “yay it’s the weekend i can stay up late now”

[jaxophone1]

call me metallica bc you can ride my lighting

[jaxophone1]

she genghis on my khan ‘til i mongolia!!!

[jaxophone1]

okay hear me out

instead of a presidential debate where two old people yap for an hour, you have a presidential cage fight

The two candidates are put into 15x15ft cage, with nothing but their bare hands.

the entire nation votes during the duration of the fight

as candidates hit certain numbers of votes, they can choose between a weapon or a defense, with better weapons/defenses as you accumulate more votes

the fight is to the death, with the surviving candidate becoming the president

with this system i also propose changing the term limit to eight terms, with each term being one year so americans get an annual presidential cage fight, and it would be a huge holiday

as an added bonus this would encourage younger, brighter, and stronger presidents to run for president and have higher chances of winning since we seem to have an issue with presidents that are way too old

so who do i need to call to implement this

[jaxophone1]

system of a down is literally so good their music makes me ascend to a higher level of existence

[sentient-rat-5]

She showed me her boobs and I shouted hooray!

[jaxophone1]

hi i just crated acount