Ritchie

22 He/Him Consumer of media

[indianab0nez]

Blowing myself to smithereens as my friends won’t let me go to Prague and be a vampire on Halloween :(

[indianab0nez]

“Can we just go in January so we can plan more and have money” no we cannot I’m going in 5 weeks

[indianab0nez]

Blowing myself to smithereens as my friends won’t let me go to Prague and be a vampire on Halloween :(

[indianab0nez]

AU where Hannibal and Will drank the cursed water from the cult in the movie Together… much to think about

[softbeigepillow]

can you all watch over him while I have a smoke

[girlhelpthepassengerhasthoughts]

she's autistic, she works in a pet store for minimum wage, she's on five different medications, she's weird, she's a loser, she will knock your teeth out if you look at her wrong, she puts stickers on everything, she has a parasocial relationship with some no-good punk whose music she's obsessed with, she's a virgin, her masturbatory habits would make her white middle class family keel over in shock, she still lives with her parents, she has no plan for the future, she sings the songs she hears in her head, she's watching a dead cat, she's shit at basketball, she's my queen I hope she never changes

[skyrigel]

[skyrigel]

[cannibalings]

chuckling at the silly antics of the iwtv men and then remembering what they did to claudia

[alltears]

[yayohno]

I LOVE WILL MANIPULATING HANNIBAL

[quemirabobo]

Some were drawing yaoi on churches or sculpting the hottest Lucifer but point still stands

[rodrickheffeley]

Lestat hallucinating Louis wearing his wedding suit in the crowd mid performance . you’ll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you

[kookiedeadbutterflies]

So I found out yesterday that “taking turns driving across the Golden Gate Bridge” is actually a sexual euphemism for switching.

Lestat was insulting Louis’ sex life with Armand and Louis countered by saying they were actually quite giving and playful with each other.

Reminder that again, they are talking about this in front of their LAWYERS. At the DEAD OF NIGHT.

[indianab0nez]

How did I not get this

[captainfaygeleh]

lestat "i'm suing him for defamation so he'll spend time with me 🥰" de lioncourt

[indianab0nez]

Told my friends I’d spend all of my savings on flights and tickets to SDCC 2026 if we all went as book accurate iwtv characters while drunk…

[gawayne]

should I get a masters or jump into a river and swim away forever. vote now

[indianab0nez]

#me

[indianab0nez]

Someone should have hacked Christopher Nolan’s laptop like the talamasca did for Daniel Molloy but, instead, just filled his computer with files full of patrochilles fics