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{★ Howdy!! [★] They/them ★}

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

im an unproud American so i dont take GCSEs but i hate them on principle

yes very good gcses must be hated on every corner of the planet

[tired-shipper]

sending hate from europe<3

[killer-offical]

sending hate from Zurona too<3

[jaxplode]

also an unproud american here what the fuck is a gcse/gen

[jaxplode]

Would you enjoy eventual fanart for Valk

👀

ye

yes

i would

very much so

[ouchytummyhurter]

expect some once I get home

[jaxplode]

:333 ← huuuge smile this big smile yeysaysyayayyy

[jaxplode]

Would you enjoy eventual fanart for Valk

👀

ye

yes

i would

very much so

[jaxplode]

hhhey

hey

hey @killer-offical

can i uhh make someeerjfjf fanart

of

bellamy

ill also doodle captain i guess

but like

can i make bellamy fanart

uhhh heres a spider i found for payment/persuasion

spider pic under the cut

spide r

i think thats a dog hair in the spiderweb

[killer-offical]

YESSSS i love fan art, feel free to make any!!! :D

[jaxplode]

COUFHXOUFHTCOUGHCOUTGHCOGUH

youll see this when you wake up trust

um

tw gore or something idk and uhh implied cannibalism

yay bellamy

oh yeah it was me btw

bruh tumblr actually destroyed the quality

i was the anon

Hear me out Bellamy and I've finally revealed who I am

:3

captain is in there somewhere i just (beneath the fog of nalakhaki or smt)

got lazy

and couldnt color the background but

yeah :DD

[ouchytummyhurter]

extremely proud of myself for having been confused for you >:3

[jaxplode]

lIT TOOK ME A MOMENT TO REGISTER WHAT YOU MEANT HELP BAHAHAHAHHAA IM GIGGLING

youre the new jax now uhhh

heres the jax crown

👑

trust

[ouchytummyhurter]

THANK YOU POOKIE

one of us' oc sent your oc an ask btw

[jaxplode]

THANKIE THANKI THANKS I SMILE BIIIG SMILE

[jaxplode]

hhhey

hey

hey @killer-offical

can i uhh make someeerjfjf fanart

of

bellamy

ill also doodle captain i guess

but like

can i make bellamy fanart

uhhh heres a spider i found for payment/persuasion

spider pic under the cut

spide r

i think thats a dog hair in the spiderweb

[killer-offical]

YESSSS i love fan art, feel free to make any!!! :D

[jaxplode]

COUFHXOUFHTCOUGHCOUTGHCOGUH

youll see this when you wake up trust

um

tw gore or something idk and uhh implied cannibalism

yay bellamy

oh yeah it was me btw

bruh tumblr actually destroyed the quality

i was the anon

Hear me out Bellamy and I've finally revealed who I am

:3

captain is in there somewhere i just (beneath the fog of nalakhaki or smt)

got lazy

and couldnt color the background but

yeah :DD

[ouchytummyhurter]

extremely proud of myself for having been confused for you >:3

[jaxplode]

lIT TOOK ME A MOMENT TO REGISTER WHAT YOU MEANT HELP BAHAHAHAHHAA IM GIGGLING

youre the new jax now uhhh

heres the jax crown

👑

trust

[jaxplode]

hhhey

hey

hey @killer-offical

can i uhh make someeerjfjf fanart

of

bellamy

ill also doodle captain i guess

but like

can i make bellamy fanart

uhhh heres a spider i found for payment/persuasion

spider pic under the cut

spide r

i think thats a dog hair in the spiderweb

[killer-offical]

YESSSS i love fan art, feel free to make any!!! :D

[jaxplode]

COUFHXOUFHTCOUGHCOUTGHCOGUH

youll see this when you wake up trust

um

tw gore or something idk and uhh implied cannibalism

yay bellamy

oh yeah it was me btw

bruh tumblr actually destroyed the quality

i was the anon

Hear me out Bellamy and I've finally revealed who I am

:3

captain is in there somewhere i just (beneath the fog of nalakhaki or smt)

got lazy

and couldnt color the background but

yeah :DD

[jaxplode]

hhhey

hey

hey @killer-offical

can i uhh make someeerjfjf fanart

of

bellamy

ill also doodle captain i guess

but like

can i make bellamy fanart

uhhh heres a spider i found for payment/persuasion

spider pic under the cut

spide r

i think thats a dog hair in the spiderweb

[killer-offical]

YESSSS i love fan art, feel free to make any!!! :D

[jaxplode]

i found a uhh a lamp so the drawing process will be so much cooler yayy it might actualy turn out good (and hopefully this will get me outta artblock)

the setup

THE GREEN IS PAINT, NOT MOLD. YOU CANNOT EAT IT. I REPEAT, YOU CANNOT EAT IT. IT IS PAINT

[jaxplode]

hhhey

hey

hey @killer-offical

can i uhh make someeerjfjf fanart

of

bellamy

ill also doodle captain i guess

but like

can i make bellamy fanart

uhhh heres a spider i found for payment/persuasion

spider pic under the cut

spide r

i think thats a dog hair in the spiderweb

[satan-offical]

I'm lending my friend my Chainsaw man mangas and she's like "Oh my god I love power-"

"I also really like aki-"

"- and Himeno"

"And Makima is cool-!"

[jaxplode]

and then its

"WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME (PERSON) DIED" or if you DID tell them "WHY WOULD YOU SPOIL ME"

ughhh make up your mind do you want to be informed before witnessing or NOTTT

DONT SHOOT THE MESSENGER

[jaxplode]

scrolling thru my camera roll

"it couldnt have been that bad"

i was then shocked 27 times

it wa s THAT BAD

tje fuck

[jaxplode]

Yooooooo!!! I am here for the asks of Valk!!!

My first question: How do you use all their pronouns, like how could you use them in a sentence? And if you have one, a list of ALL its pronouns!!!!

Le second question: Can you yap more about the star stuff? I needs more information!!!!! ^_^

Let them be as explanatory as ya want lol bc Valk is cool as shit and i need more <3

(I’m perona-offical’s mod if ya forgor lol!!)

mm youu sent this on the main blog but thats a-okay ill reblog this onto their blog yesyes ⭐

sososo sorry if this response is late i was actually working on art for them for a new pfp LOL (ill provide down below under a cut probably)

you dont gotta use all in a sentence,

pronouns (especially neos&xenos) are a way to describe identity and identify yourself in a way that makes you feel like you. valk identifies closely with vir xenos and neos, especially things like stars and insects, so their pronouns are similar to those

aer xenos and neos that arent related to things like stars and insects (ae/vey etc) are used because it doesnt fully identify as just a they, but rather something completely outside of the binary because vey arent from a place with a distinct gender binary. there was no distinct gendering system

most of their pronouns are:

ae/they/bug/it/vey/iso/star/sol/xe/xys

theres probably some that i forgot to add but ueurhhgh im too lazy to open the list

for the star thing, ooh, i love explaining this

so, they come from "stars", or rather, exostars (←not a real term, made up, and will be explained)

exostars are fake stars, moreso planets, that have an atomosphere of fire surrounding the planet. these planets often can become huge like stars, and can gain their own solar systems that revolve around them.

the layer of fire in the atmosphere is often bonded with a protective layer of humidity n water vapor.

exostars that dont have this layer are not populated for...obvious reasons

anyways, valk comes from an exorstar :3 yeah!

yes they are cool as shit thanks for noticing!!!

hope i answered all your questions :3

art i was working on below cut ↓

i just colored over a traditional drawing i did...i cannot do digital art for the life of me so i used a multiply layer and colored it lol

[jaxplode]

ggyyuuulp... ggguyyys...

my oc gimmick...

please...

read intro and send asks...

you can ask anything...

pretty please...

im boreedd....

aer here ↓

@valk-offical

PLEASEEE↑

[jaxplode]

PLEEESAAAASEEE ANON ASKS ARE ON PLELEESAASEEEE PLEASE PLEAS PLEASEE PLEASE EPLEse PLEASEE PLEASASE DO YOU(general) KNOW HOW BIG ID SMILE

pleaasee Pleasse PLEASEE

[jaxplode]

ggyyuuulp... ggguyyys...

my oc gimmick...

please...

read intro and send asks...

you can ask anything...

pretty please...

im boreedd....

aer here ↓

@valk-offical

PLEASEEE↑

[killer-offical]

I've always been told I look like Mother, though I never believed it until less than an hour ago, I was staring at myself in the bathroom mirror, without my glasses for once. I think I saw her in the mirror instead. I really don't like this.

[jaxplode]

fuck yeah i can relate to this hard. people dont understand that parents' kids are their own people, and the kids dont always want to be compared to their parents

"you look like your mom" or "you look like your dad"

personally, i started replying to people who say that with: "no, i look like myself. i look like me. i am unique and i am great. youre just blind fr"

does it piss them off? yes

do i care? no

you are also unique and you are your own person

having similar features to someone doesnt make you the exact same as them

theres always at least one minor difference

one change that makes each individual person unique

remember that ^^

[satan-offical]

I thought of a stupid satirical play about the four leaders of a Maga/Reform type party discussing what they're going to do to win the election and the only line I can think of is "People say we're too sexist, that we 'hate women' and 'would remove all their right' so what if... we kill all the women so there's no sexism" and everyone claps

[deep-down-in-drowsy-town]

but if there's no women, who are they gonna objectify and sexualize? men?

[satan-offical]

The leaders pause for a moment "that...would be gay"

[unlikelycupcaketrash]

some unidentifiable voice from the back of the room pipes up, “Not if it’s only the twink, weak ones!”

[satan-offical]

"WE'RE KILLING THE TWINKS WITH THE WOMEN DUMBASS!!" everyone shouts in unison

[jaxplode]

this reminds me of that one audio

"burn the witch burn the witch!"

"wait! i have a spell to summon femboys!"

"release the witch release the witch!"

[unclefather]

[superepicchan]

[jaxplode]

yea

[gotinterest]

Gonna be honest a lot of people deep down view cheating as worse than abuse which is why so many people view downright controlling and manipulative behavior in a relationship as 100% permissible so long as that behavior is centered around either preventing or discovering cheating.

[jaxplode]

experiencing this right now lmao (not my situation, but people EXTREMELY close to me to the point it affects me)