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"You're doing it again," Ashley said, her voice full of judgment.

"Doing...doing what?" I asked.

"Looking at me like...like a boy looks at a girl, looking at me like you're thinking about me sexually."

"I...I'm not," I said even though I was walking right up to the line of doing just that.

"What's on your mind, this second, don't lie."

I swallowed. "I'm jealous of how good your breasts look in that bra," I said.

"Okay, that's fair," Ashley said. "Did you flirt with anyone today?"

I hesitated, looked down. "Yes," I said."

"Who?" she challenged me.

"Austin," I said.

"That guy in sales?"

I nodded.

"Flirt or talk?"

"Flirt," I said.

"How?"

"Eye contact? Smiling at him? Touching his arm when he said something funny."

She thought for a moment. "Okay, I'll take your word for it..."

"But?"

"I'm not sure I believe you."

"Why?"

"Cause you're looking a me like a guy looks at a woman he wants to fuck."

"I mean it," I said, "I really am jealous of how that bra fits your breasts."

"Okay."

"You don't believe me."

"How about this. I'll let you sleep with me tonight...or I can tell Austin that my femme, gay bestie has a total crush on him and if he asks you out you'll totally say yes."

"Ashley!"

"Which is it? Me or Austin?"

I looked at Ashley's breasts, swallowed. "You'll really say something to him?"

She nodded.

"Then...then Austin," I said.

She smiled. "You really are my gay bestie," she said. "Come give me a hug."

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Let's say you are hanging out with your guy friends and you all start talking to a really pretty girl. What one complement will let her know you are on her team without letting your guy friends know how gay you are?

Nails, makeup, and shoes are always good things to compliment. Be as specific as you can. Hopefully you’re learning about products and techniques because your algorithm is feeding you women’s content, so you can not just compliment her makeup, but something in particular about it. The more you know, the more it signals to her that you’re not a real man. You can always play it off to your friends like you learned from an ex gf if they get suspicious.

But what’s really gonna let her know you’re one of the girlies is asking where she got something, who did her nails, what kind of product she’s using, something like that. Something that tells her you don’t just like the thing you’re complimenting, you want it for yourself. “Where do you get your nails done?” “What eyeliner do you use?” Those are the kinds of things girls ask each other, but your male friends wouldn’t have any use for information like that at all. She’ll get it.

If the boys are trying to get with her, it would also be fun if you started subtly bonding with her over how desperate they are. Say one of them is really trying hard to impress her. Maybe share a quick glance with her and roll your eyes. Like a “boys, ugh” sort of thing. Just to make it clear that you’re NOT trying to impress her like that and you’re different. Like her, you know?

It might also be a good time to use some feminine hand gestures that she’ll pick up on. The boys are gonna be staring at her and probably won’t pay too much attention to you, right? So maybe you let your hands do the talking and really faggify your gestures so she’ll have no doubt. Or glance at some hot guys nearby. Girls are observant, she’ll probably notice where your attention is.

Be yourself! Honestly you probably have to use a lot of effort to appear straight, since it’s not natural for you. Stop pretending so hard and the real you will shine through enough that people who are paying attention will notice! 💋