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marcus+mae 📱
What was my muses 5 last sent texts yours?
(text) I know I fucked up(text) I’m sorry(text) c'mon let’s forget about it and go get drunk and eat pizza (text) I don’t trust anyone else to give me tattoos but knowing you you’ll probably ink a huge dick into my skin(text) I’m not saying I don’t deserve that, if you’ll actually speak to me again you can tattoo a dick on me
What was my muses 5 last unsent texts?
(unsent) i love you so fucking much(unsent) i miss you, you’re my best friend what the hell am I suppose to do without you?(unsent) i can’t sleep right or eat right or even fucking function without you mae (unsent) im so sorry(unsent) i still love you
What was my muses last snapchat to yours?
What my muse saved your number as?
M
What contact photo my muse has set for yours?
What ringtone my muse has set for yours?
Mr Brightside by The Killers, it was only a kiss yo
How many times my muse has called your this week?
probably about ten because he knows there’s a slim chance she’ll actually pick up
How many calls has my muse missed from yours?
none cause she hasn’t called him
payback is a bitch~ aaron+addie 📱
What was my muses 5 last sent texts yours?
(text) I believe Netflix and chilling is what couples do (text) I bought popcorn and googled a few shows to watch, there’s one about a woman in prison, something about a card house and one titled how to get away with murder, I like that one but you can pick(text) I bought you sweatpants and a hoodie, for the chilling, you’ll thank me later (text) I think your red bottom Louis Vuitton’s have leaked into the kitchen floor, please clean up the blood in future dear as I slipped on it this morning and almost broke my neck (text) i booked us dinner at that French place, i thought you might like it better than takeouts and my cooking
What was my muses 5 last unsent texts yours?
(unsent text) why didn’t you just kill me that first night?(unsent text) not a day goes by i don’t think about that kiss(unsent text) i don’t hate you, i thought i did but i don’t (unsent text) would you kill me if i bought you flowers?(unsent text) i can’t stop thinking about you, i hate it
What was my muses last snapchat to yours?
He would totally consider it but know it wouldn’t be smart.
What my muse saved your number as?
Mariani
What contact photo my muse has set for yours?
He was tempted to put a picture of Adelaide half asleep on the couch but decided against it
What ringtone my muse has set for yours?
Default because he’s boring
How many times my muse has called your this week?
Probably somewhere in the twenties
How many calls has my muse missed from yours?
One because he was showering, he got out but couldn’t answer it because his hands were wet
📱 literal puppy and literal computer
5 last sent texts.
(text) Did you take my laptop charger with you?
(text) You should come back, I saw their car pass by our motel.(text) Please hurry.
(text) Cole, what the fuck? You took my key card so now I have to wait for you to come back!(text) God, how many times were you dropped as a child…
5 last unsent texts.
(unsent text) I know it might not seem like it but I’m glad that you followed me.
(unsent text) It’s unlikely that I would’ve gotten this far without your stupid ass and it’s fucked up because you’re impressively stupid.
(unsent text) I bet you know that I’m not as tough as I might seem, but you never mention it and I’m grateful that you always support my grumpy ass.
(unsent text) When are you going to kiss me?
(unsent text) I want you to kiss me.
last Snapchat.
contact name.
lanky with the two eyes emoji
contact photo.
ringtone.
Preset iPhone ringtone.
calls this week.
One or two, they’re always with each other so it’s generally not necessary.
missed calls this week.
None, Teddy is glued to her phone.
📱 mae and the worst best friend ever :)
5 last sent texts.
(text) hey dick, have you seen my fave sweater? i probably left it in the apartment somewhere unless you burned it
(text) still trying to figure out why you ruined my life(text) couldn’t you just have done coke if you were looking for a thrill?
(text) yooooo why did you tell rick that we just grew apart?(text) he called bullshit, obvs, so i had to deal with his curious bullshit, you should’ve taken that bullet
5 last unsent texts.
(unsent text) i love you, i love you, i love you
(unsent text) maybe i’m in love with you too, maybe i just didn’t want to ruin us but i did it anyway
(unsent text) what am i supposed to do without you? no one else lets me crawl into their sweater while they’re wearing it to see if two people fit in it
(unsent text) i just realized that i’m gonna have people ask me why i have an M tattooed behind my ear for the rest of my life and i don’t know what i’m gonna say anymore…
(unsent text) asshole
last Snapchat.
contact name.
assface
contact photo.
ringtone.
Thunderstruck by AC/DC.
calls this week.
None because she hates his guts except she doesn’t but it’s Mae so she does.
missed calls this week.
A few probably, she sees it’s him calling and throws her phone away.
Send me a “📱” and I will answer the following:
What was my muses 5 last sent texts yours?
What was my muses 5 last unsent texts yours.?
What was my muses last snapchat to yours?
What my muse saved your number as?
What contact photo my muse has set for yours?
What ringtone my muse has set for yours?
How many times my muse has called your this week?
How many calls has my muse missed from yours?
📱 dumb assassin 1 & 2
5 last sent texts.
(text) Our false marriage is not going to work if you keep testing my patience.(text) Stop telling people that I’m a housewife.
(text) You could’ve left your blood stained clothes to soak before you left. I’m not actually your wife and you’re an adult. Next time, I’m setting you up. So unless you want to swap your expensive suits for an orange jumpsuit, clean up after yourself.
(text) How long does it take to pick up food? You should be back by now.(text) I hope you remembered my tiramisu.
5 last unsent texts.
(unsent text) I’m scared that I’ll miss you when this is over.
(unsent text) If told to, would you try to kill me again?
(unsent text) You’re so infuriating yet so mesmerizing. I hate you.
(unsent text) I can’t sleep. I wish I could crawl down next to you.
(unsent text) Do you think about me?
last Snapchat.
As Adelaide would ever consider the app. Pssh, no way.
contact name.
Woolfe.
contact photo.
Her phone is supposed to be as clean as possible in case someone were to get their hands on it, so she doesn’t have contact photos for people.
ringtone.
Standard iPhone ringtone.
calls this week.
Probably way too many, fifteen or seventeen.
missed calls this week.
She doesn’t miss any calls because she has no life.
worlds dumbest assassins + [text]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet? // [text]: do you hate me? // [drunk text]: im iss youu
[text]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet?
[text] I’m buying a new pair of shoes. My favorite ones were splattered with blood.[text] Why can’t they just die without ruining my life?
[text]: do you hate me?
[text] I wish I did but alas.
[drunk text]: im iss youu
[text] I haven’t even been gone for a day, Aaron.[text] Leave the scotch alone and do something productive.
Friends With Benefits, dir. Will Gluck (2011)
She was dark, and she was sharp. Her words cut like blades. Her eyes burned like coals. I hated her with every inch of my being.. And yet, when she put her lips on mine, I could have sworn I was in heaven.
In love with the devil (via stephanieofrp)