[fu-boss]

Real life Road Runner

[sahonithereadwolf]

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

[dancing-crow]

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

[murderofsomeone]

every movie poster just looks like this to me now

[silly-blue-gosling]

[ultramaga]

[segamascott]

[enriquemzn262]

Japanese samurai cowboy. 

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

[srsfunny]

Real faxxx

[fnordseer5]

there can be other types of weird besides autism you know

[fnordseer5]

you could just have a strange personality it’s not necessarily a disease

[weather-n-calamity]

Can confirm

[cosmonautroger]

[stonedsacrifice]

[lovely-v]

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

[lovely-v]

[10-4ward]

This is the polar opposite of this:

[froginakettle]

[myonlypen]

[eric-coldfire]

“Guess you haven’t read the Silmarrilion,” is what Tolkien fans have been saying to every shill defending RoP.

[skulki-d]

And they're right to do it

[ow-my-skin]

Who the fuck is asking for this? Is Gomez Addams calling them??

[yokelfelonking]

Dr. Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture

[scrtchptch]

[skulki-d]

We can use those winnings at the nearby bass pro shop

[pocketss]

leave your laundry on the floor for them

[correctopinionhaver]

[teamvoorhees3]

[nonenosome2]

He probably stopped even thinking about you, while he lives rent free in your head. Lol

[emmaubler]

"I'm being an obsessive asshole about a random guy I don't know on the Internet!!! Aren't I clever?"

[skulki-d]

Hey man, I'll condone any amount of some other person's time being wasted to inconvenience redditors. 0 cost with positive upside.

[thememedaddy]

[lakewinnipeg]

need

[psi-hate]

[letterful]

[ancaporado]

Thanks for clarifying. I will remember that all interactions with them are like trying to diffuse a bomb. I love living alongside a culture that seems to have the social mores of the Russian aristocracy about "respect" but then has zero actual honor. We might as well pretend they are samurai and we are peasants who can get cut down at their pleasure as they test a new blade.

[riflebrass]

Kyle Rittenhouse: Stood in front of a gas station so rioters wouldn't burn it down. The gas station and it's owner are irrelevant to why people are rioting. Video footage showed that the rioters tried to provoke him into initiating violence but he refused. When they attacked him his first choice was to run. When he couldn't run then he fought and he only shot people actively trying to harm him.

The narrative: This white supremacist brought a gun across state lines and went looking for a fight then he fired blindly into the crowd killing two people and injuring a third.

Rick Chow: Owned a convenience store, black teen came in to rob the place. Chow shot and killed him when he pointed a gun at chow's son.

The narrative: This poor boy walked into the store and the racist owner killed him for no reason.

Karmello Anthony: Brought a knife to a track meet. According to witness testimony he tried to bait Justin Metcalf into getting physical and when that didn't work he stabbed him anyway. He claimed self defense which whitnesses say was false and his fucking attorney came up with "maybe he ran into the knife?"

The narrative: Those evil racist white supremacists couldn't kill this poor little child so they ruined his life sending him to prison instead.

[yourtoradorasextendedwarranty]

Ok. I'm going to just say this in the most sterile non hostile way I can.

According to this woman, Blacks are volatile little babies that need to be pampered and talked down to, because they have no ability to be civil.

No ma'am. Black people do not need to be treated like toddlers. And they have zero entitlement to be barbaric little shits. Karmelo was asked to leave an area that he didn't belong in 15 times. Brought a knife to an event at a school that didn't allow weapons. And then when told GTFO, and "I'm not going to fight you at a track meet" upon a pushing motion being directed towards him, he opted to stab someone.

I've since heard black people on youtube, instagram, and by proxy of the previous 2, tik tok, tell me, "Yeah you push me i'm gonna kill you" and "He should have killed both brothers". I've since seen a black man piss on Austin's grave, and several people going around punching white people claiming they were on the jury.

I'm losing my patience with these people. And frankly? I'm tempted to hit up my trucker friends and film myself dumping their piss jugs on the grave of "Saint Floyd of the Fent". Get in my face. I dare you. I'll show you what real barbarism looks like.

[skulki-d]

The "black community's" argument certainly seems to be built on the idea that they're wild animals [that need to be put down] and that we should all regard them as such. At this point it's a hard bigotry of the lowest expectations.