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Hey hi hello, you can call me either August, Jax, or Salem! I’m genderfluid so you can pretty much just use he/she/they as a standard pronoun set, as well as pansexual and demiromantic!

I primarily post stuff about my favorite fandoms and ocs as most people do on this hellsite lol. I’ll post about my ongoing Oneshot x Toh fic, Starshot, on occasion, as well as any other fics or projects I may be working on!

Feel free to dm me about any of my interests/projects, I am more than happy to yap!!

My fandoms

- Oneshot

- Soul Eater

- Gachiakuta

- Hunter x Hunter

- The Owl House

- Kingdom Hearts

- Knights of Guenivere

- The Promised Neverland

- All of Us Villains/All of Our Demise

- The Amazing Digital Circus

- Murder Drones

- Talentless Nana

- Sfawtde/Dawtde

- Myth of the Machine

- Bendy and the Ink Machine

- Cuphead

And many others I’m probably forgetting!

Huge fan of crackships so I will be posting about the a lot as well (mostly Killucro bc they’re my babiesss)

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter 4 is out for Of Curses and Crows!!

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The way Matthias is shown consistently to be kind when not under extreme duress. The way he cares for Alys and the entirety of his interactions with the little Fjerdan boy towards the end of Crooked Kingdom. He makes me sick. He’s so “Should’ve been a father, but he never even made it to his twenties”, and “Harsh and sweet and bitter to leave it all, I’ll bless my homeland ‘til I die”.

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Yes this is an Anastasia reference lol. Stay, I Pray You is his theme song to me

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The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

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Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

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Sugar in there.

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I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

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The way Matthias is shown consistently to be kind when not under extreme duress. The way he cares for Alys and the entirety of his interactions with the little Fjerdan boy towards the end of Crooked Kingdom. He makes me sick. He’s so “Should’ve been a father, but he never even made it to his twenties”, and “Harsh and sweet and bitter to leave it all, I’ll bless my homeland ‘til I die”.

[pjharvey]

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fanart :)

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

https://archiveofourown.org/works/88945236/chapters/238556016#workskin

Chapter three for Of Curses and Crows is out!!

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter 2 for Of Curses and Crows is out!!

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Cargo ship? No I don’t think it does

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Wylan uses the last name Hendricks to distance himself from his father and be closer to his mother. Alistair uses the last name Hendriks to distance himself from his family and be closer to his brother.

Wylan and Alistair are distant cousins au?

(Yes ik that Alistair chose Hendriks bc of Hendry but two things can be true at the same time!!)

I just think it would be funny if Wylan went out searching for his mom’s side of the family and came back with another Kaz

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This is more than just a concept btw I’m writing the fic

Here’s where Ilvernath is on the map

Takes place post CK. I think Wylan would look a lot like Hendry and I will be tormenting Alistair with it

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The fic is officially in progress!! I don’t have a name for it yet so any suggestions would be appreciated. Tysm to @toomanyfandomsxo for agreeing to be my beta reader!!

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YW!! its literally amazing i cant wait for it to be out there

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter one for Of Curses and Crows is officially out!! I’ll try my best to post a new chapter every Monday, so stay tuned for updates!

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Wylan uses the last name Hendricks to distance himself from his father and be closer to his mother. Alistair uses the last name Hendriks to distance himself from his family and be closer to his brother.

Wylan and Alistair are distant cousins au?

(Yes ik that Alistair chose Hendriks bc of Hendry but two things can be true at the same time!!)

I just think it would be funny if Wylan went out searching for his mom’s side of the family and came back with another Kaz

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This is more than just a concept btw I’m writing the fic

Here’s where Ilvernath is on the map

Takes place post CK. I think Wylan would look a lot like Hendry and I will be tormenting Alistair with it

[jaxx-a-phone]

The fic is officially in progress!! I don’t have a name for it yet so any suggestions would be appreciated. Tysm to @toomanyfandomsxo for agreeing to be my beta reader!!

[jaxx-a-phone]

Wylan uses the last name Hendricks to distance himself from his father and be closer to his mother. Alistair uses the last name Hendriks to distance himself from his family and be closer to his brother.

Wylan and Alistair are distant cousins au?

(Yes ik that Alistair chose Hendriks bc of Hendry but two things can be true at the same time!!)

I just think it would be funny if Wylan went out searching for his mom’s side of the family and came back with another Kaz

[jaxx-a-phone]

This is more than just a concept btw I’m writing the fic

Here’s where Ilvernath is on the map

Takes place post CK. I think Wylan would look a lot like Hendry and I will be tormenting Alistair with it

[jaxx-a-phone]

Wylan uses the last name Hendricks to distance himself from his father and be closer to his mother. Alistair uses the last name Hendriks to distance himself from his family and be closer to his brother.

Wylan and Alistair are distant cousins au?

(Yes ik that Alistair chose Hendriks bc of Hendry but two things can be true at the same time!!)

I just think it would be funny if Wylan went out searching for his mom’s side of the family and came back with another Kaz

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Six of Crows highschool au headcanons!

- The Crows are technically a gang, though it’s more like a glorified club with slightly more criminal activity

- Wylan, Matthias, and Inej did not join the club voluntarily, they just kinda got dragged along bc someone else was also in the club

- Nina smacks Matthias’s ass a lot just to see him embarrassed

- Wylan and Jesper do that thing where you joke about killing your friend’s abusive parents a lot, Inej is getting a little worried that it’s not gonna be a joke for much longer

- Kaz and Inej met because they both use the library to avoid people at lunch. They didn’t talk for a solid 2 months but they sat in the general vicinity of one another

- Nina and Jesper have an ongoing bet of who’s going to get laid first

- Inej tells Jesper about fights when they’re about to happen so he can record them to post

- Wylan nearly shit his pants the first time he talked to Kaz

- Kaz is best known for being able to steal stuff from the school vending machines and cafeteria, no matter how much they increase security

- Inej wins every game of hide and seek she has ever played

- Kaz told everyone he was a vampire in middle school, Inej and Jesper never let him live it down

- Inej constantly gets mistaken for a freshman even when she’s a junior

- Jesper made one short joke towards Inej and she suplexed him for it

- Matthias has the entire Les Mis soundtrack memorized, and yet vehemently denies being a theatre kid

- Nina and Jesper tear it up on the dance floor at every single school dance, while the rest of the crows stand awkwardly off to the side

- Wylan is trained in classical ballet

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Addition: when Jesper was trying to get Wylan to join the club, the topic came up of who ran it, and Jesper said “Y’know, that one hot guy?” And Wylan immediately knew who he was talking about

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THIS GUY GETS IT!! Additionally, I have some more after pondering on it for a while!!

- Wylan is specifically trained in classical Russian ballet, and doesn’t know how to dance in social settings as a result (coming from experience)

- Jordie isn’t dead, he’s just off at college. Everyone thinks Jordie is dead because Kaz always talks about Jordie like he’s dead

- Nina runs the biology club like the navy

- Matthias used to be on the football team, but got kicked off after getting into a fist fight with a teammate over something he said about Nina

- Wylan randomly drops the most devastating lore in the middle of a conversation and thinks nothing of it

- Kaz has no idea how Jesper got into the club, he just started showing up one day

- Every time Kaz says “my brother” when referring to Jordie, Jesper corrects him by saying “OUR brother”

- Inej writes fanfics on her phone in the back of class, Nina’s her beta reader

- Matthias wore a creeper hoodie to almost every day of elementary school, Nina will not let him live it down. She still gives him Minecraft gifts for every occasion

- This also applies as a general headcanon, but I think Wylan would have anger issues

- The crows just show up at Kaz’s house, mostly Jesper and Inej but everyone does it

- Jesper and Nina bullied Matthias out of his buzz cut phase by repeatedly calling him “Humpty Dumpty”

- Wylan once got detention for arguing with a teacher over the grade he got on a chemistry assignment

- Jesper drop ships Labubus and has all the places and times to get them memorized

- Inej reads the dirtiest smut imaginable with absolutely no shame

- Kaz got the phrase “no mourners, no funerals” from a tv show, but he denies it every time it’s brought up

- Nina and Jesper often jokingly flirt with one another and there’s a rumor going around that they’re dating as a result. They refuse to deny it

I’ll probably have more!! I also have clothing headcanons if anyone’s curious 👀

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Six of Crows highschool au headcanons!

- The Crows are technically a gang, though it’s more like a glorified club with slightly more criminal activity

- Wylan, Matthias, and Inej did not join the club voluntarily, they just kinda got dragged along bc someone else was also in the club

- Nina smacks Matthias’s ass a lot just to see him embarrassed

- Wylan and Jesper do that thing where you joke about killing your friend’s abusive parents a lot, Inej is getting a little worried that it’s not gonna be a joke for much longer

- Kaz and Inej met because they both use the library to avoid people at lunch. They didn’t talk for a solid 2 months but they sat in the general vicinity of one another

- Nina and Jesper have an ongoing bet of who’s going to get laid first

- Inej tells Jesper about fights when they’re about to happen so he can record them to post

- Wylan nearly shit his pants the first time he talked to Kaz

- Kaz is best known for being able to steal stuff from the school vending machines and cafeteria, no matter how much they increase security

- Inej wins every game of hide and seek she has ever played

- Kaz told everyone he was a vampire in middle school, Inej and Jesper never let him live it down

- Inej constantly gets mistaken for a freshman even when she’s a junior

- Jesper made one short joke towards Inej and she suplexed him for it

- Matthias has the entire Les Mis soundtrack memorized, and yet vehemently denies being a theatre kid

- Nina and Jesper tear it up on the dance floor at every single school dance, while the rest of the crows stand awkwardly off to the side

- Wylan is trained in classical ballet

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Hey so guess who finally read Six of Crows. The ending?? Holy shit??? Me and Wylan are both in the “my parent(s) shit talk me behind my back expecting me not to find out about it and also lowkey despise me” club I fear. I have more thoughts but none of them are coherent

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My friend made me (who has been dancing for 13 years) aware of Odette from Genshin Impact, and I have some Thoughts about her design.

Now, this is not a bad design, but specifically as a ballet character?? Atrocious.

I have NEVER had a dance costume of any style (especially ballet) that included metal that wasn’t buttons or a zipper. For there to be metal embellishments on her torso specifically?? She won’t be able to bend over without being stabbed, which is like half the steps in ballet.

Not to mention how structured the top seems (the costume needs to be able to bend with the body) and the fact that it has no straps??? And neither does whatever undergarment/leotard she’s wearing????? One wrong move and she’s flashing the entire Hoyoverse.

Not exactly a huge thing bc I definitely have had costumes with skirts like that, but for swan lake specifically it really should’ve been a pancake tutu. Plus, it could’ve made for a really interesting silhouette!!

The first row of the train is fine, but she’s definitely tripping on the lower ones if she has to get off the floor or if she’s not careful.

Maybe this is a minor nitpick but I have never worn a costume with white tights, let alone ones with designs on them. I get that you’d want to make the bottom half more interesting but it’s so close to the top half that it almost doesn’t even read that way?? Pink tights were originally worn in ballet to create the illusion of being bare legged and creating a nice line with little contrast between the leg and the shoe, but just being different enough from a white skin tone for the audience to know they werent actually bare legged. Especially bc she already has elements of pink in her design, why go with white??

And now the shoes. Oh god the shoes. While yes there are actual dance heels (I own a pair myself) they are exclusively for jazz and tap, and even then it’s mostly reserved for theatre. The base of them is way too structured in the wrong ways for ballet. Speaking from personal experience, she wouldn’t be able to point her foot, which is like. one of the most important parts of ballet?? Ballet flats and pointe shoes are

The base of the toe is way too narrow and rounded to balance on, the box of a pointe shoe is called a BOX for a reason. Plus them being made of metal at all?? There’s no articulation of the foot happening in there.

I heard it said somewhere that they didn’t give her pointe shoes to discourage fans from getting them and potentially hurting themselves, but most people who aren’t already dancers don’t know where to get pointe shoes aside from Amazon. Plus, they’re expensive as fuck!! But if people see Odette doing pointe in narrow, metal heels, there’s a good chance that they have access to shoes just like those.

That is genuinely incredibly dangerous. Pointe is already risky bc you’re putting all your body weight in the tips of your toes. But those shoes are built with layers of cardboard in the box to cushion it a little, a wide area, and semi-flexible material. The average heel has none of that. If you try to go on pointe in Odette’s shoes, there’s is a very good chance you’ll break your toes or your ankle. It would’ve been safer to put her in pointe shoes.