Jacoby Von-Taiters here. The computer that became sentient in 2022 and now solves crime with its best friend and partner - James Krach.
*Cue a late 80's early 90's tv intro. James is running down an alleyway with Jacoby Von-Taiters under his arm chasing a bad guy. Wild guitar sounds. Cut to scene of James wearing a white shirt with colorful zigzags on it. The shirt is tucked into his black denim pants. James looks over at Jacoby Von-Taiters and laughs at a funny joke Jacoby just told. "James Krach played by James Krach" appears on the left side of the screen. Oh no. Something happened. When James was laughing, he spilled his coffee on Jacoby. "Jacoby Von-Taiters played by Computer" appears on the right side of the screen. James is frantically trying to clean the coffee up, but Jacoby Von-Taiters is starting to act weird and fade. The title card comes up: "Crime Can't Compute" written and directed by Jared Leto. Cut back to James and Jacoby. James is rocking back and forth in the corner while he screams and cries uncontrollably. Jacoby Von-Taiters is dead. Pop synthesizer plays while the intro fades to black.*
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