Lady Lucifer

Janae. OC, CA. My humor is weird and my art is shitty. I'm a social person with social anxiety. Constantly changing and staying the same. Snapchat- janaeariel Instagram- jaydeariel me art youtube twitter

[lsdzeppelin-deactivated20180206]

Holy crap “He tried to stand on an egg”

[robertdeniro]

Me in Fight Club

Me: yea I can take a punch Brad Pitt: yeah? *hits me* Me: harder daddy Brad Pitt: what? Me: what?

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s a shame how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence and not for his brilliant paintings of tunnels

[muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223]

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

[test-subject-1459-blog]

[jaydeariel]

birds: what a beautiful morning

birds: but you know what this needs

birds: yelling

[funnystories]

funny story

during my sophomore year of high school, we were doing silent work and my history teacher said that we could listen to music but if it was too loud he would “break our headphones.” so I’m doing my work quietly with my music on low, and this obnoxious kid sitting next to me had his music really loud. I could hear it over my music but ignored it. my teacher thought it was me. so he comes up to me & ripped my BRAND NEW apple headphones, looking ruthless. he suddenly realized it was the guy next to me and he was completely embarrassed.. he came in the next day with a new pair and an apology note taped to them. he couldn’t look me in the eye for the rest of the year

[jaydeariel]

me: i hate drama im gonna stay out of it :/

someone: guess what happened

me: WHAT HAPPENED BITCH 👀🕵👂🏻📝☕️

[marisatomay]

[brokendildo]

I’m screaming they made “concealer for MEN” and named the color after beer oh my god

[jumex]

Zit camouflage

[pardonmewhileipanic]

omfg

[actuallyaprincess]

STOP

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

I have a group of friends that would always go on “adventures” but what adventures really meant was going to a place they wouldn’t normally smoke  weed at, and then smoking weed there

[babygoatsandfriends]

[tastefullyoffensive]

“She’s still working on her manners.”

[ingenieropapi-deactivated201910]

Me

[wetdirtandearth]

She doesn’t need manners she’s perfect and I love her

[burritosong]

here’s a fun new way of responding to anon hate, just post this pic

[gunblades]

WHAT A CONCEPT

[47-47-deactivated20220522]

[mangupapi]

[A frog ball floats in a pool while an unseen person talks about it] It’s really amazing to me how, you know, sometimes you can just receive these gifts and uh.. You know, I didn’t ask for this frog ball, but …she’s here.

[05827292fjsksjsmmk975zxaswqgh22]

this is my favorite vine

[capacity]

​I hope I get to watch this again like when I’m 50 I hope this doesn’t get lost in my past

[acutelesbian]

A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took a class called Relationships For Life and I learned that most people fall out of love for the same reasons they fell in it. That their lover’s once endearing stubbornness has now become refusal to compromise and their one track mind is now immaturity and their bad habits that you once adored is now money down the drain. Their spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy, just another distraction in your busy life. Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought that I can become ugly to someone who once thought all the stars were in my eyes.

[fat-thin-skinny]

this fucks me up every single time

[acutelesbian]

I never expected this to be my most popular poem out of the hundreds I’ve written. I was extremely bitter and sad when I wrote this and I left out the most beautiful part of that class.

After my teacher introduced us to this theory, she asked us, “is love a feeling? Or is it a choice?” We were all a bunch of teenagers. Naturally we said it was a feeling. She said that if we clung to that belief, we’d never have a lasting relationship of any sort.

She made us interview a dozen adults who were or had been married and we asked them about their marriages and why it lasted or why it failed. At the end, I asked every single person if love was an emotion or a choice.

Everybody said that it was a choice. It was a conscious commitment. It was something you choose to make work every day with a person who has chosen the same thing. They all said that at one point in their marriage, the “feeling of love” had vanished or faded and they weren’t happy. They said feelings are always changing and you cannot build something that will last on such a shaky foundation.

The married ones said that when things were bad, they chose to open the communication, chose to identify what broke and how to fix it, and chose to recreate something worth falling in love with.

The divorced ones said they chose to walk away.

Ever since that class, since that project, I never looked at relationships the same way. I understood why arranged marriages were successful. I discovered the difference in feelings and commitments. I’ve never gone for the person who makes my heart flutter or my head spin. I’ve chosen the people who were committed to choosing me, dedicated to finding something to adore even on the ugliest days.

I no longer fear the day someone who swore I was their universe can no longer see the stars in my eyes as long as they still choose to look until they find them again.

[conceitedtrash]

This is so fucking important and I think it’s something I needed right now

[weedsuggestion]

smoke weed

[bigeisamazing]

I’ve seen you guys go in on rappers for fucked up lyrics and you guys go in on people who enjoy rappers like Future because he’s problematic but it’s truly remarkable I’ve yet to see anyone bring up the fact Drake really rapped about going through women’s phones and purses when they go in the restroom because he’s insecure lol.

That guy is on the verge of cult status. He got yall drinking the kool aid.

[lucidnee]

was you not on here that month that they dragged drake for hotline bling and being manipulative? Cus it was almost a new paragraph every day. ???

[aaliyahbreaux]

Lmao no one even fucks with drake like that anymore we just jam to his music and have discourse about his misogyny

[didi-is-spiffy-deactivated20190]

I swear every body talked about how drake is just as misogynistic just does it in a different style

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

its mostly white people who like drake lol

[thatadult]

I don’t feel like enough is said about drake though honestly and his ~light skinned mixed and thus less scary and threatening African American living in Canada with his Jewish mom~ appeal does a lot for that compared to Black dark skinned rappers who are terrible / misogynistic, who are held accountable far more often I’ve always felt that!

[pure]

my thoughts exactly. people do go in on drake’s misogyny and the people who haven’t seen that must’ve had their eyes closed or they’re being purposely disingenuous to bolster a political point lol because for a few instances it was a constant dash topic for weeks going on months, but i’ve yet to hear people describe him in the same ways people do to black dark skinned rappers who are misogynist and who are simultaneously seen as more threatening due to their blackness. he’s able to access a level of perceived sensitivity/softness that dark skinned black men generally cannot, so we rarely see drake being described as a violent misogynist like his peers, which he should be.

[jaydeariel]

Things you should always tell to the Signs

Aries: You're so passionate and alive that your presence alone fills me with desire to live better

Taurus: Simply being you makes me feel safe and cared for, your aura exhales protection like no other

Gemini: I am in love with your brilliant mind and the beautiful words it is able to render if you just let it

Cancer: I'll never forget the time when you were the only who was there to hold my hand and wipe my tears

Leo: Your silhouette is pure fire, your attitude solid gold and the way you walk & talk gives me the shivers

Virgo: You're admired from afar for how much you're able to accomplish without having a major meltdown

Libra: You have the purest heart, the brightest mind and the classiest sundress we have ever seen

Scorpio: You want to be on your own but your true friends are here to help you fight against those demons

Sagittarius: You're not aware of how strong you are because you're not solid as a rock. You're like water which always finds a way to keep moving.

Capricorn: Letting go of control is not failing, smiling isn't inviting someone in, crying isn't defeat.

Aquarius: Each time you tell me about your dreams, you color my day in hues I didn't even know existed.

Pisces: You inspire me to write about the kindness of strangers for how much you warm me up with your smile