YO, I GOT SOME TIPS FOR ALL THE MISERABLE LADIES!
(and hell fucking yes i used to be one)
try getting ready in the morning wearing only the underwear you look the best in (only buy underwear you feel the best in) or get ready naked. itās like a scientifically proven fact that all boobs are amazing, and iāve discovered thereās this weird victoriaās secret angel switch that gets flipped when youāre nude putting on makeup or brushing your hair. you just look like a fox.
donāt be scared to do things youāre really good at in front of people (they want to see) and donāt be scared to talk about how good you are at things (there is a difference between arrogance and confidence, and weāve been told repeatedly that being proud of ourselves is cocky and unattractive: FUCK THAT, WEāRE JUST THE SHIT, WE CANāT HELP IT)
in recent years iāve discovered that iām super hot. you also happen to be super hot. i think āsuper hotā is a combination of attractive, unique, and comfortable. it just took me a long time to learn how to make myself feel and look super hot, learn what you need to do to make yourself realize youāre super hot, and do that. (if you think iām an idiot and iām just telling your to put on tons of makeup, read the next bullet)
make yourself feel pretty. makeup is not a bad thing. no, you donāt need it. no, you donāt have to have it to be āsuper hot.ā but the coolest thing about it is that itās a useful tool for shaping your hotness into exactly what youād like to show to the world, and thatās badass. itās okay if you arenāt born looking the way you feel inside, cause you have the power to tweak. that also goes for your hair, your clothes, etc. for example, do you think your head looks like a penis when your hair is short? grow it out. do you absolutely love when your head looks like a penis? THEN FUCK YEAH KEEP IT THAT WAY
be honest as much as you possibly can. to yourself, be honest all the time. if you find you are having a really hard time telling certain people the truth, then maybe they are the wrong people for you. do you trust them? do they make you feel bad about yourself? NAH DUDE FUCK THAT
if you are uncomfortable, you are instantly not super hot. i donāt mean like if you are wearing shoes you love and they hurt your feet. i mean, if youāre shaving your legs every single fucking day and you hate it but you donāt want anyone to say anything. instead, you should only shave your legs so you can feel the pleasure of your smooth legs against the sheets. or because YOU like them shiny when youāre at the beach. and if you like your legs hairy, donāt shave them!Ā only change yourself if to YOU, that is super hot.
masturbate all the time. that is all.
the only person that deserves anyone as super hot as you, is a person that knows they are super hot. and a person that realizes you and fawns in the glorious light that is your super hotness.
donāt go to work if you have nightmares about it. quit and get a new job. you maybe probably arenāt going to love it (hey, maybe you WILL), because itās work. but if it is affecting your well-being to the point of suffocation then quit. there are tons of shitty jobs that are less shitty than that one.Ā
you really need to have a catalog of things that you know make you feel better. you will come across these things slowly and randomly. but remember them, and practice them when you feel shitty. youāre going to feel shitty, so be stocked up on plenty of antidotes.
hurting yourself is so fucking not okay. i cut myself and all i got were these lousy scars. i starved myself and my pretty hair fell out and my brain was all fucked every time i ate anything for years. i tried to kill myself and had to stay in a mental hospital for the most miserable, depressing, loneliest week of my life. i drank myself into a stupor for a couple of months straight and all it did was hinder me learning how to actually help myself and solve my own mental issues. stop all that shit, and start figuring out how to love and how to feel better and how to be badass when youāre all alone and how to feel super hot.
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