Viv Lennox

[vivlennox]

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[themirrorremembers]

have you tried kicking it? your AC. not your landlord. although maybe that would work too. that works sometimes. i can probably consult the Housemoms of Wickeds Rest group for someone to help. They're 90% drama but they do have pretty solid resources.

[vivlennox]

No. Definitely not. How would I ever have thought of that. You are definitely for sure the first person to recommend I hit the air conditioner to make it work.

[...] If your mom group has anything I'll take it. It's better than this subsection of hell I'm in.

[vengeancedemon]

One beer to go all the way to Boston? You can do better.

[vivlennox]

... Two beers.

[causefulmoon]

Like, think the most hopeless someone can be, and then go like, ten degrees further. [...] No, maybe 100.

[vivlennox]

Fuck. Maybe just tell him to order them a shot and look mysterious at the end of the bar, if he's that fucking hopeless I wouldn't trust him to not fuck up the pickup line delivery.

[kellydays]

[pm] Folks can lace cookies, Viv. I've been warned numerous times. Think someone's been watchin' too much television, though. Can't happen that often. [User's sense of self-preservation is battling with his interest in baked goods.] [...] Yeah, sure, why the fuck not. Bet they didn't drug the Barbie cake neither.

I have patched up many a busted kneecap in my day, between sports and the job. Caused a couple, too, but wasn't like I was aimin' for [User totally misinterprets what Viv means by "a ride out of it".] Oh, absolutely. Happy to save you the drive back to your place, if that's what you're anglin' for. Think I still got a ramp in for loadin' shit onto the Chevy. We can use that to get your bike into the bed. [...] Shit, no, that's not what I meant. Respectin' boundaries, here. Sorry if I overstepped.

Don't want him to become part of the show. It's a lot of excitement for him. Maybe when he's a little older. Probably won't even remember it, if I take him now. Or he'll get scared and wail loud enough they'll just kick me out. [User would flirt a bit, here, but feels awkward after above. Better luck next time, Viv!]

Flyin', huh? [Again, due to above, User isn't quite sure what he's allowed to ask about. One step forward, two steps back.]

[vivlennox]

[pm] I doubt someone's grandma is going to slip drugs into the brownies for the towns collection of sexy firefighters. Barbie cake, who knows. Since half the town didn't look like they were fucking tripping balls, it was probably fine.

God you are oblivious Babe, if I ever take anyone up on putting my motorcycle into the back of a truck rather than drive it home, assume I got my fucking kneecaps busted. I'm good to ride. You didn't overstep, you're just fine.

So? You'll remember. Don't parents take photos of kids doing cute shit they won't remember later? Speaking from experience, no one's gonna kick you out if the kid's throwing a fit. At least none of the performers are going to. We got a show to do.

Flying. Falling. Jumping off of things and waiting for someone to catch me. I'd rather be on the trapeze than on the ground.

[michellejwatson]

MAX MITCHELL Wild Cards 2.10 "Our Lip (Fillers) Are Sealed"

[luckythings]

[causefulmoon]

Some dude is making a fool of himself and like, who am I to stop him, but I think that he deserves a little more praise, he tips well and isn't weird. He just really likes this one regular, so I'm trying to help him out a little.

[vivlennox]

How hopeless are we talking?

[technowarden]

Have you tried switching it off and on again?

[vivlennox]

Wow. What a genius idea. I never would have fucking thought of that.

[whimmortal]

So the ever in happily ever after might be bullshit, but there can still be many happy inbetweens, ya know! I need them.

[vivlennox]

Happy in betweens are just preludes to the worst fucking day of someone's life. Might as well skip to the part where the other shoe drops.

[irlsunbeam]

No, but I know someone who does it and I can get him to do it for you, if you'd like?

[vivlennox]

Which? Fix this piece of shit AC, or find the asshole landlord?

[highoctanegem]

Nope :( I'm sorry, babe. I'm just standing in solidarity with you here, cause this heat is no joke. Wait, actually, wouldn't it be way better if it were too cold right now?

Did you try smacking it a little bit, I know it's like a total boomer advice, but like... sometimes it works. But also, what I used to do when I lived at my crappy apartment was to tell it positive affirmations, you know? I wanted it to know I believed in it, that it could do its cooling business correctly. Sometimes it's just a bit of performance anxiety. Then you tell the unit you trust their abilities, or that they're capable and strong and they have the power to create change, or that they radiate confidence and courage, or that they're becoming the best version of themselves, and bam, we're totally back.

[vivlennox]

No. I'd take no AC over this shit. It's like living in a fucking meat locker.

Smacking it. Kicking it. Hitting it with a wrench. Unplugging it. Plugging it back in. Nothing works. The most positive affirmation it's going to get is me throwing it out a fucking window if it doesn't get it's act together.

[vengeancedemon]

Depends on how much you're paying me.

[vivlennox]

I'll give you a beer.

[vivlennox]

What's your favorite scary movie?

My life.

Real answer: A Nightmare on Elm Street.

[vivlennox]

If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?

Paralyzer by Finger Eleven. Or I Constantly Thank God For Esteban by P!ATD. Never let them tell you it's just a phase.

[vivlennox]

How do you think other people would describe you?

I could quite literally not give less of a fuck how anyone here would describe me.

[vivlennox]

If you could go back and change one decision you made in your life, what would it be?

Opening my inbox to this bullshit, for starters.