A little bit of everything

Chance of adult content 🔞 with gaystorms 🏳️‍🌈 This blog is a mess, tread carefully~ Art tag #Jayf0rm art gallery They/she/any 💜 Uncensored in patreon.com/Jayf0rm bc I need nutrients

[therainatdawn]

REBLOG IF YOU'RE AN SFTH FAN!

We all keep joking the tumblr fandom would fit on a bus

would it tho???

i wanna keep headcount of all the pigeons!

Please reblog from only ONE of your blogs!

Let's GO!

[cuntlijah]

Aragorn n Legolas r so funny to me bc people who don’t know lotr well see gruff manly ranger and elegant princely elf but they don’t know what i know. they don’t know that Aragorn is the long haired sensitive softboy writing sad poetry on his livejournal about not being able to show his girlfriend the awesome new song he wrote for her on his guitar meanwhile Legolas is doing backwards kickflips over gimli at the skate park bc gimli double dog dared him then he and gimli climb the tree at Aragorn’s house n yell at him through the window to come play halo

[ggg-ppp]

the only logical continuation of the kabedon substory

[drawinglinestoconstellations]

RECEIVE YOU

[losangelesareacode-deactivated2]

[bntyhuntr-remade]

i wanna thénk my määäāāam,,, and my daaæd

[cca-tro]

ocelhira makes me want to bang my head against the wall because it has almost NO concrete content in canon, but at the same time there's a lot??

their personalities, even how they grew up in general, are so interesting one next to the other, also the way they met each other??? 9 years working together??? kaz at his worst probably HAVING TO rely on that fucking cat that he hates?? the death pact??

still the games don't acknowledge all this at all so you still sound psychotic when you try to explain it to a casual fan. like my friend only played 40% of mgsv main missions and when I mentioned ocelhira to her she went “interesting but????” and I was like NO I SWEAR YOU LOWKEY HAVE TO PLAY ALL THE GAMES TO FULLY GET IT THEIR CIRCUMSTANCES ARE CRAZY PLEASE. feels like I'm hallucinating

[pummelingbat]

did a powerpoint presentation on ocelhira for a friend's party over the weekend. small selection of my favorite slides:

[asthedeathoflight]

Really badly need fic of ART in a human-form bot body (in some situation where there's reduced feed capacity so it can't just ride along with MB) and hanging off of MB physically the way it always does in the feed and neither of them really notice or think it's remarkable because like. Duh. They're always huddled up next to each other. But their humans are losing their minds because what do you MEAN ART-bot is just shoving into MB's space like that and it doesn't care at all. At some point Ratthi is like wow you two seem like youve gotten so much closer since that whole debacle with the target planet! And MB just stares at him blankly like what do you mean. ART ignoring my personal space so it can watch what I'm doing is normal. And so Ratthi just has to sit there vibrating and not saying anything while ART-bot physically drags MB around by the arm and MB inexplicably allows this to happen.

[stealthetrees]

Perihelion and Murderbot are never getting married, Peri is gonna list Murderbot as a vital systems component in its operational files and Murderbot is gonna have its memory archives backed up in Peris servers.

[allegrabanner]

ART’s love languages:

full body scan

corporate sabotage

experimental surgery

kidnapping

bomb threat

[grand-line-shenanigans]

Murderbot says do NOT touch me ever except for ART who can lean on me in the feed if it wants.

[jayf0rm]

Calm before the storm~

[probuccalfat]

stop inventing shit to be insecure about oh my god

[probuccalfat]

like i’m actually so sick of it i’m two days from pulling my hair out and screaming in the walmart parking lot about how fake the constructs of our society are like you don’t have to do any of this shit you can have a fine and content life doing shit the way you want to do it oh my GOD you don’t need to have glass skin or have a 6 figure salary or try to find a house in the city or have a baby or try to get a promotion or whatever the hell else people told you makes for a happy life you can work at the library or pool forever if it makes you happy you can be single forever if it makes you happy have whatever the fuck kind of skin or hair or clothes you like having on your body have whatever the fuck kind of body you want this shit is MADE UP!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU HAVE AND NOT CONTINUALLY STRIVE FOR MORE AND MORE!!!!!!!!!

[chilewithcarnage]

probably feels good af to latch your jaws onto someone and not let go

[ceruleanheaven]

honestly given my parents whole [gestures vaguely] i am actually incredibly well adjusted

[lockssteps]

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

[islandofarson]

sometimes I wonder how y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever

[lunarriviera]

to quote someone who was a genius on bluesky: