Jay

i write a lot and draw sometimes

[jaytherad]

and in fact i think everyone should be more perverted. in this essay i will—

sigh. fine ill do a pinned post

hi, im jay!

pronouns: he/him

adjectives: obnoxious/enthusiastic/horny

proship and anti AI

ao3 (rn i write for naruto—hashimada and madatobi—almost exclusively 🫰🫶)

me and squirrel's smut dictionary

relevant blog tags: #my post, if you want to see my random yaps. #my art, if you. yknow. wanna see my art

open to prompts, asks and DMs! im friendly i promise 🥰

ya

[just-a-silly-jellyfish]

something about ryland grace erasing Who Am I? off the whiteboard to replace it with flight plan back to rocky. something about the question of who ryland grace is is no longer important to him, because it doesnt matter who he is if rocky is dead. something about him letting go of his distress over his amnesia and his will to go back home in favour of saving his friend.

[fluorescentbrains]

me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

[almondcroissantsandink]

au where the amnesia doesn't stick and Grace still does his little video logs but he's MAD

[jaytherad]

just came out to my brother

gonna pee

[jaytherad]

whoever said "can't miss what you never had" was on some bullshit because this is factually untrue

[jaytherad]

ive got a free two hours

you know what that means

*opens ao3*

oh yeah. alien porn

[cloudyysworld]

Marada and Hashirama are just Ponyo's parents. Depressed messy man and his gorgeous goddess/god giant wife

LIKE

[solo-walker]

Hey so you know how sapphics are called sapphics because of Sappho the person and how lesbians are called lesbians because she was from the island of Lesbos?

All I'm saying is, "from kyoshi" is definitely slang for "queer woman" in the atla-verse

[jaytherad]

hashimada makes me sick i feel ill i hate them

[jaytherad]

almost every hashirama fic ive ever written has been implicitly ooc. damn

[jaytherad]

i just realized: something i need to explore more and be more aware of in my hashimada writing (esp my canon compliant works!) is that hashirama did actually kill madara. and he didnt cry while doing it

this is such a characterization facepalm moment for me 🤦omg

like hi yes every single hashirama of mine is accidentally OOC thabks

[mechanicalrot]

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

[jaytherad]

"come on my cock" from a cis man: gross, doesnt work, toxic masculinity vibes, kind of an ick

"come on my cock" from a trans man with a strap: sexy, gender affirming, probably gonna work anyway cuz they actually know how vaginas work

[thesuicidalfox]

You know, when I first came across this meme I thought about Hashirama. It just suits him (even if I hc him to be a terrible cook)

The back of the cookie is charred, and it makes Hashirama cry, not because it's ruined, but because Madara would have eaten it anyway if he was there (Madara can eat literal coal)

He needs a hug.

[jaytherad]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/86002871

yeah

(forgot to mention but blood kink!)

[cosmicanger]