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🖤Nuerospicy (AuDHD)
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Hey ya'll! What I consider my "main" blog is now back to being uncensored so I will be posting mostly over there now. Thanks for coming here to support me, love ya'll <3
You're free to continue following this blog since there's some really good posts/headcanons/asks I've answered here and there are some requests I will answer that are still in my inbox on this blog that still need to be fulfilled. I'll most likely answer two per week until it's completely clear. I'm going to be closing my ask box so please redirect all of your requests/blurbs and such to ->jazeswhbhaven
Hey ya’ll I didn’t forget about this account I literally have been busy with other stuff 😭 my activity on my main whb blog has been lacking too. But as always I appreciate all and any interactions cause it’s better than nothing.
So in Secret Club we can leave kisses right? What do think their favorite lipstick color would be?
Thank you so much for waiting on this!! ✨
So for fave lipstick colors…
Satan likes red, any shade of red but a nice burgundy or rose red will make him love it more
Mammon likes colors of luxury so gold, purple, and emerald, especially if it’s a shimmery lipstick
Beelzebub doesn’t care what color, but he fancies pink and shades of blue, but if it matches his eyes or the color of underwear he has on for the day that would make him happy
Leviathan prefers neutral colors and muted hues, only because he doesn’t want to show off your kisses and they are only for him to see.
Lucifer never really had a preference for colors, but he is fond of of wine red or matte neutral colors if you really press him about it
Belphegor likes black lipstick or a navy blue. Bright colors he feels are “doin’ too much” lol
Okay so I had a thought while warming up at the gym today that i wanted to share-
Imagine the mc working out with Satan in his private gym, and Sitri & Zagan are kinda trying to catch a glimpse of mc (cuz Sitri gets turned on by heartbeats & Zagan by workouts) and eventually they just go in and, well, everything turns into a hot mess after that🥵
Oh? This is hot, let's see what they'd get into...
"Zagan, what are you doing?"
Sitri approached the other devil, positioned in a squatting pose, door cracked open to Satan's private gym. He looks over at Sitri with a guilty look, his cheeks flush with sweat rolling down his neck.
Sitri raised his eyebrows, reading Zagan's expression with a deep hum.
"This isn't normal for you to sneak around, I wonder what-"
It's right when he hears it, the quickened heartbeats of his majesty, along with another...MC. A rush ran through his core, and he had to catch his breath as he leaned against the wall to contain himself.
"What are they doing...in there?"
Sitri joins Zagan, peeking into the crack of the doorway, his eyes catching sight of Satan spotting MC as they raise the barbell over their head. However, Satan was sitting on MC's lap instead of standing...smirking and grinding his hips while praising them for doing so well.
MC of course, was getting a bit agitated with being distracted, but that only made Satan do it more, chuckling and licking his lips.
"Don't drop it...you know I'll catch it, but you should be able to focus on two things at the same time, MC."
MC puts the bar back on the rack, sitting up and nearly colliding with Satan's broad and sweaty chest, complaining that they would never get anything done if he continued to tease them.
Satan smirks, leaning over for a deep kiss, mumbling about wanting a cardio session next.
Sitri and Zagan watched in silence, both of them trying their best to ignore the growing erections in their pants. It was too much to put aside, Zagan being the first to stand and burst through the door with a expression of need plain on his face.
"Zagan, that's rude!" Sitri hisses, following behind him and trying to hide his blushing face. Admittedly, he was having a hard time keeping it together the closer he got to MC and Satan.
MC noticed the two devils, pushing the devil king away from their lips as they sheepishly called out. Satan turns, slightly annoyed and asked in a deadpan fashion; 'What do you two want?'.
"I'm sorry your majesty, we'll leave immediately." Sitri tries to grab Zagan but the devil refuses, taking his arm away and panting with vigor.
"I...want to watch you work out..." Zagan's voice is clear, slow, dripped with lust as he stared at Satan and MC. Stiri widened his eyes in horror, anticipating the possible outcome of this defiance. But to his surprise, nothing happens, Satan instead laughing and pulling off his shirt. His red eyes glowed down at MC as he licked his lips. Their heart thumped so loudly, Sitri's bulge throbbed with excitment.
Without any further words, Satan leaned toward MC again, taking them in his embrace. Before pulling from the feverish kiss, he gazed at the pull-up bar with devilish grin.
"Let's do a session over there..." He purrs.
Zagan looks over toward the machine, a nervous smile and his rising chest indicating his continued excitment. Stiri was trembling where he stood, feeling almost drunk off of the different quickened heartbeats in the room hitting him all at once. But as he followed the others to the machine, he did his best to focus, watching as Satan, with Zagan's help, adjusted the bar for MC.
"Okay. Now stand here. I'll be underneath to catch if you fall."
MC nods, a bit intimated by how high they set the bar in the first place. Zagan lifts them, their hands firm on the bar as they paced themselves. Satan lowered to his knees, his face leveled perfectly in front of their crotch, lashing out his tongue to lick the fabric.
MC yelps, and pulls themselves up without thinking. Satan grins.
"That's one..."
When MC lowered down, Satan this time pressed his lips against their crotch once more, his tongue swirling where their sex was located. MC groans and lifts above the bar, grunting and panting.
"That's two..."
Sitri watched the display with redden cheeks, his eyes moving over to Zagan who was clearly losing the battle. He was palming at this cock that pressed against his pants. His eyes lowered, tongue draped over his bottom lip. Sitri blushes even more, grazing his fingertips against his bulge while trying to maintain composure.
The blue haired devil couldn't hold back any longer, needing some sort of further stimulation. He wouldn't dare interrupt Satan and MC, especially seeing as how they were on their 5th rep, their bottoms soaked with Satan's saliva. He then felt the someone's lips on his neck, heavy, hot breaths hitting his skin.
"Allow me to assist you, Sitri." A soft whisper in his ear that came from Zagan, his hand reaching over to slide down Sitri's pants with ease, stroking his throbbing shaft. Meanwhile his cock pressed and rubbed against his plump backside, giving just enough friction to not require being unclothed.
Sitri moaned, feeling the other devil's heartbeat against his back, the steady thump, combined with MC's rapid rhythmic beats was bringing him quick to his peak.
He watched as MC made it to their 10th rep, but their arms were trembling so badly, Satan chuckled and grabbed on to their legs and draped them over his shoulders.
"Keep your hands there, I've got you..."
He smirks and rips down their bottoms with his teeth, getting access to their dripping heat. He licks and leaves kisses on their sex, MC crying out while focusing on not letting go of the bar while Satan supported their lower half.
Zagan's hand kept steady on pleasing Sitri, who was near tears from the pleasure.
It's...so...this is...so fucking good.
Stiri closes his eyes and lets himself go, his moans combining with MC's as the room was thick with the smell of sex and sweat. Zagan moaned quietly in Sitri's ear, giving over to his peak as fluid dripped from his horns.
The room was silent before Satan looked back at his devils with a grin, carrying MC coming down from their orgasm with flushed cheeks.
"That was a good session everyone. Now...let's try some yoga poses as a cool down..."
heads up ya'll I'm closing the ask box for this blog! please meet me back on my other blog to send in any requests/blurbs/and such ^^ it's back to business as usual.
There's an important note also on my pinned for this blog!
I think the English translator listened to diss tracks before working old-Bimet's dialogues
When they said it was like he was doin' freestyle rap I cackled. He was going OFF on Metatron so bad I fear he would have burst into flames if he kept going.
Whoever is translating definitely into rap culture.
AMONS NEW CHAT IS SO CUTE SERIOUSLY he sent the mc a whole menu of stuff he wants to eat with them on their date and asked what they wanna add
im a picky eater so some of the stuff he put on there i probably wouldn't eat but its ok he can have my servings too <3
(ps he also says he wants to have mc for dessert with a bunch of thick white cream and get "it" all over his face and hair so 👀 me personally id start with dessert first but i want him to eat real food too lol)
i already in love with amon but that chat made me love him even more he's such a cutie im so ready to see the avisos boys in the main story alreadyyy
He wanna do what
Amon...you little flirt. But I mean most of us saw how he was during the "Where's Beel?" event he was using the best rizz he had with that devil casino girl and she was losing her mind just by him teasing.
This date...would definitely be fun with him around.
I'm also a picky eater so I'll probably only try a bite of everything he added and keep around some imodium/IBSguard/pepto/tums just in case it flares up anything lmao
I always headcanon that foods in hell are spicy even if they look sweet so i would have to have everything so mild you might as well just give me vanilla pudding. (and some of that cream Amon was talkin' about)
HEY YA'LL MY OTHER BLOG IS BACK UP AND GOOD TO GOOOO
Thank ya'll for comin' on over here for a couple days to hang with me. Please feel to keep following since there ARE some very old requests that I do plan on answering on here as I think those people deserve to have their requests answered even though it's been months.
I also think I'm going to move some info of my pinned to my other blog like the Valefor intro cause it's cute lol
It's good to be back.
And ya'll were right, I was told it never should have taken that long to look into it so they were unsure why it did in the first place.
Leviathan deadass choked Foras to death LMAOO in the middle of a battle. Him choosing to just use his bare hands to strangle him instead of just using the rope is so funny to me. He really said “ uh un bitch see now I gotta choke you myself”
Every time they say something about Leviathan strangling them I can’t stop picture Homer Simpson choking the shit outta Bart.
God it makes me so happy that there's more people recognizing Foras. I fell for him at first sight too. One look and I was like: "yes this one." I just want to rub his horns and kiss his little tattoo cheeks and make him hot and bothered at the same time.
Glas is also getting under my skin. Even with his philia he's still charming somehow. I honestly can fall asleep to his voice like who even voices him?
Standing with Foras under the moonlight to kiss him so Levi doesn't catch you doing it headcanon activated.
Glas came at me outta nowhere honestly. I didn't expect him to smack me upside the head but then I looked back at an old post of mine when I did my own halloween headcanon event on this blog and it seems I wrote Glas very romantic and doting and it seems....I may have tapped into something a while back and just forgot about him over time because I was too focused on everyone else.
The game is trying to make me hate Barb for the poison thing but that ain't workin'. I'll still call him my sunshine. Lmao
I feel like PB made an art mistake on Foras because his shoe heel heights are different. Thogh I actually know someone IRL who has legs of two different lengths but I don't think devils have those types of defects that wasn't caused by angels(Andre and Belial) since the canon is God made they all perfect and sexy. Then again I also noticed there's some art mistakes in general.
Foras was missing his leg armor in the Orias event in the last art thingy...splash art? And then Glas' H scene, his big ol chest bruise was missing. But honestly PB makes so many mistakes that I just ignore it and go: "Oh, well, it's normal"
Oh shit, you know what? Anon, I didn't even realize that big ol' hole/bruise Glas has was missing in his h-scene. I guess whoever was doing the art forgot too. For Foras and his shoes? I will pretend that he just floats and doesn't walk. 💀
I swear they count on the players to be like me and miss small things like that and just hype up what's going on at the moment. Though I did see that Minhyeok's scar doesn't show up at any point consistently either even though it's canon that it's there from the halloween event last year.
I keep telling myself I'm going to see these differences, I'm going pay attention...only for me to not pay attention
So for Mammon's backstory thing, I fucking knew where they were going for today's part of the story and I could tell from Day 5 what Bimet was going to do and I was like nooooo
But me and previous Bimet? Yah we're besties because he fucking tore into Metatron like fresh meat. No holds bar. Cooked. Like I would hype him up from the sidelines on the amount of shit talk he was dealing out.
Anyways...tomorrow's thing is gonna be good.
And sorry for not doing my react for each day....the whole switching of blogs threw me off so I'm probably going to catch up with my reacts tomorrow that I didn't touch on.
