Hi! May I ask for fluff headcanons on What in Hell is Bad Satan x Reader (Gender-neutral) who's a human and their personality is embodiment of Patience, like from the 7 heavenly virtues?
Satan x Patience!GNReader
How? How could someone so calm and patient end up with a hot-tempered Chihuahua who threatens anyone who looks at you the wrong way? It's a question that even his nobles struggle to answer. Some bets were even made in the utmost secrecy, which were obviously never revealed to Ppyong. We love this little red ball, but telling him who (jealously) placed bets on your relationship with the King would be like hanging a sword of Damocles over their head.
When you and Satan are together, one thing is certain: it will end badly and the furniture will end up in tears. Often, you haven't done anything, just reading or playing in one of the many common living areas before being called to the rescue by the demons. It's just as much Sitri and Amy on the verge of divorce as it is Paimon crying on your shoulder after you DARED to abandon him with those idiots (and no, he's not trying to steal your time with Satan, he would never dare, come on! Have faith in him!).
Satan eventually gets wind of what's going on and, strangely enough, a lot of butt-kicking is going on today... How odd. And you quickly find yourself having to take care of him before one of the veins in his forehead bursts. The scene is comical to watch.
After all, Satan, King of Gehenna and Sin of Wrath, standing before you, his hair almost standing on end, swearing a multitude of oaths that even the most foul-mouthed of humans would not know, makes the other Kings laugh, especially Mammon, who likes to add fuel to the fire by saying that the Chihuahua has rabies.
This obviously makes Satan furious (if he can be any more so) before you decide to intervene, asking him to calm down in a voice as soft and light as silk, one hand tenderly caressing his shoulder. And in those moments, Satan doesn't know whether to throw himself at you and smother you in his arms until your head pops or throw the first thing at hand at Mammon (it's often the second option).
Although quick-tempered, Satan nonetheless admires your character; the calm and serenity you inspire in him only makes him want to tear Mammon apart even more! The way you resolve conflicts fairly, without raising your voice or making death threats, earns you the King's unwavering admiration. Your calmness in the face of the worst scum, the smile you offer and the hand you extend are traits that only make Satan fall harder.
Satan shows you the wave of emotions you stir up in him in interesting and sometimes slightly ridiculous ways. For example, a failed attempt at mediation that ended with a shredded carpet, or a week-long silence until the nobles begged you to stop.
Satan expresses his affection in a rather aggressive way, pulling on one of your locks to get your attention, nibbling your hand when you spend too much time on your phone, biting your shoulder or cheek when the mood strikes him, or trying to sneak under your top to properly feel your skin.
However, when the night becomes too dark, the world too noisy, and the mind too heavy, your presence is a comfort that Satan cannot describe. On the verge of tears and a nervous breakdown, he joins you late at night and slips wordlessly into your arms, into your warmth, into his home.
The patience that defines you is what allows Satan to find a pillar he has never known, a pillar he clings to when the world becomes too much to bear. And together, that weight is always lighter.
There it is ! I really liked doing this one, was fun. Especially since Satan is my favorite in WHB ! I hope I didn't get carried away and respect the demand about a patient reader.
