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There is just one thing you can do, when your cellphone rings in 2015, the age of mobile internet: Run. Hide. Survive.

*Feeling socially awkward*

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When I walk my dog, we always come to the point where the cleaning up - thingy starts. I get the poop-bag out of my pocket, hold my breath and bend down. During this, my dog stands 1m besides me, watches me in obvious confusion, the ears are flipped back and she is behaving as she is feeling very uncomfortable. I always wondered, if she thinks I am a strange poop-pervert, collecting her dumps or something like this :/.

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Having a dog is the most awesome thing ever, but it also brings some unpleasant side effects with it.

One evening I had to experience, that the dog brought some new friends in my home. I don’t know if you have a dog who brought you fleas into your house, but the mayhem that followed afterwards was unbelievable. Not only that I had to wash EVERYTHING made of cloth that I posses, we also had to clean every centimeter of the flat and we also had to fire several smoke bombs (full of poison) to get rid of the small insects. The fight went on for over one week.

The most interesting thing was, that my dog had nothing more than 1 or 2 flea bites while we all were completely covered in itching red marks which would not vanish for weeks.

Just the thought of this episode makes my whole body scratch again.

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I don’t know if you have a dog, and I don’t know if you even like dogs. But when you have one, I wonder if it is as suicidal and weird as mine. I got her from animal rescue and when I had her for some days, I learned really quickly that she is not like those normal, cute and happy fluffy thingy puppies. She wanted to kill everyone, who I liked and still today likes all those people I really - REALLY - want to avoid. She also came with a list of things, she is scared of. I don’t think you can imagine how much someone can fear a pencil or a lemon. Those things are dangerous and my dog always tries to convince me, but I am just a stupid human and I just don’t get it. It must be so frustrating to be my dog. I also don’t get, that drinking poison (bleach, plant fertilizer) is totally important. To give you an idea about these points, I drew a short list to put everything in perspective:

“The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

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work in progress at Jimdo by Felice Vagabonde on EyeEm

at Jimdo by Felice Vagabonde on EyeEm

Hey there!

I started with Photoshop illustration yesterday. I have never done this before and am surprised how well it worked. Those 2 pieces are completely drawn in PS. I think with a little practice I can do amazing stuff with it :) Ahoy! Felice xx PS: Find my portfolio here: http://www.felicevagabonde.com/illustration/

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