Don't Be A Fuckhead

Gotta catch 'em all. Black Lives Matter. Trans rights are Human rights. Protect kids not guns. Profile pic by @butterflypigment on insta. ~~~~~~~~she/her~~~~~~~~

[everythingfox]

He is browsing the shops for christmas goods

[thekanucklehead-deactivated2025]

This one time I ate so much salmon I could barely move, and then my mom was like oh have some blueberry pie for desert, and in that moment I understood what it is like to be a grizzly bear

[homunculus-argument]

There's people for whom "we're leaving in the morning" means "we ride at dawn motherfuckers, you can finish waking up and getting dressed in the car, we'll grab breakfast somewhere along the way", and there's people for whom it means "we'll get going somewhere before noon".

And then they get married.

[lizardsfromspace]

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

[marxism-transgenderism]

I know it's an issue that boys are not taught emotional maturity amd women are expected to take care of them but please do not think that therefore it must be true that women ARE taught emotional maturity. Like please take a look at all of our mothers and tell me you honest to god believe that

[shepardlives]

“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism

[shepardlives]

The idea of a person being capable of incredibly immoral acts but held in check but their love of their partner sends me every time

[ii-zi]

yes

[joematar]

pairs well with this one

[sweet4ngell]

[they-thespian666]

Alternate image for this scenario

[ifartconfetti]

Putting your vampire fuckbuddy into the sauna to reach normal body temp before sex so their ice cold hole doesn't kill your boner

[ifartconfetti]

Glad yall are vibing with my very important thoughts on the undead

[energyprison]

[beemovieerotica]

"king of queens" could have been a great name for a sitcom where a regular straight guy finds himself in a social circle somehow made up entirely of drag queens, and he's just like "eh that's life, ya know?" and each episode he's called on to solve some crisis like help them play straight when they're invited to their dad's superbowl party or whatever, and he's coaching them through it explaining the rules of football in the backroom of a drag bar sitting on a little stool by an illuminated mirror surrounded by queens in full face furiously taking notes

[kaijuno]

[stuckinapril]

I could get over anything as long as I have something new to be obsessed with

[stuckinapril]

girls when they don’t have a new obsession that helps them dissociate from their problems and they’re actually forced to face their thoughts

[headspace-hotel]

So many people have wetlands in their yards and don't even know! "This spot in my yard is always soggy and wet! How do I fix it?"

They will of course tell you to install a French drain. DO NOT DO IT! Plant Wetland plants and allow it to helpfully absorb puddles of heavy rain and give you the gift of beauty!

[headspace-hotel]

It makes me so sad how many wetlands were destroyed.

And the wetlands remove carbon from the atmosphere and store it as peat! We need more of them to mitigate climate change!

[headspace-hotel]

land developers: *Destroys the homes of salamanders, frogs, and rare plants to build a housing development on top of what once was a Wetland*

land developers: Why is this land so wet?!?!

[headspace-hotel]

If you have the wet soggy spot in your yard you should be filled with pride and contentedness, because you have the ability to grow a special class of cool plants (the Wetland Plants) that others of us can only dream of and sigh after.

[dajo42]

"when they dig up your bones theyll identify them as male"

1. why do you think the inevitable fate of all bones ever is to be dug up

2. if they did my gravestone would be right there with my name on it and theyd say "oh probably a trans woman. cool"

3. i cant stress enough that you have fundamentally misunderstood archaeology. do you think it works like the fossils in animal crossing

4. id literally be dead who gives a fuck

5. cremation

[the-briny-bulletin]

[ourlordapollo]

The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

[catasters]