jazmine king

Who said that? What hoodrat? Grab my coat, girl ima 'bout to clapback

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Bold everything your muse has done. (caution: contains multiple common triggers)

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bunchofrpmemes:

Broken a bone | Gotten stitches | Had a near-death experience | Killed someone | Tried and failed to kill someone | Invented something | Been hungover | Kissed someone | Slow danced | Been in a long-term relationship | Had sex | Had sex and regretted it | Had a one-night stand | Had a threesome | Experimented with their sexuality | Had a kid | Gotten married | Self-harmed | Traveled to another country | Been in a play | Received an inheritance | Been in a car wreck | Lost a loved one | Been dumped | Dumped someone | Smoked | Gotten high | Been slipped something in their food/drink | Won a contest | Won an election | Joined a sports team | Gone skydiving | Gone hunting | Been in a band | Had a job | Been fired | Been in a wedding party | Owned a pet | Seen a ghost | Skipped class/work | Learned an instrument | Gotten a noticeable scar | Sued someone | Been robbed | Been mugged | Been kidnapped | Been sexually assaulted | Been brainwashed/hypnotized | Gone more than one day without eating | Had a recurring nightmare | Been bullied | Bullied someone | Seen someone die | Attempted suicide | Been tied/chained up | Shot someone | Stabbed someone | Saved someone’s life | Cheated on someone | Been cheated on | Had a stalker | Been betrayed | Been in a fight | Been arrested | Been to a funeral | Had surgery | Broken someone’s trust | Gotten a piercing | Gotten a tattoo | Used a fake name | Been tortured | Been abused | Been blackmailed | Had an attempt on their life | Gotten away with a crime | Gone on a road trip | Been in love

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[giorgiawhighan]

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alenaroospeeters:

Alena sat herself down comfortably in the rocking chair next to the baby bed, the baby boy peacefully sleeping as she looked at him. The room was quiet but in a comfortable soothing way. After a few minutes there staring at the cute little baby, she noticed someone else with her in the room besides the two of them. “I was totally not staring.” She laughed. “Okay, you caught me – but shh, he’s so peacful.”

“i wanna see.” she whispered as she walked towards the crib.

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hdcalypso:

╰ ✩ – “ YOU KNOW what’s the funniest thing about this entire thing? i’ve slept more having a child than being alone.” she laughed at the realization, “so how’s it been with your cutie,” she questioned, the five month old girl putting calypso’s hoop earning in her mouth.

“how does that work exactly?” she wondered as she laughed. “oh, well i don’t have a baby for this event.” she shrugged. “ i’m not sure who got lucky the baby or i.” she said jokingly. 

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athenaheum:

“oh? aahh!” she cooed, chuckling softly at her temporary child’s reaction to playing with the little plush toy he was holding. “yeah, you like it huh?” she cooed in a voice that was like 10 octaves higher than her normal. she smiled, turning her head to look at the familiar face. “thanks for the toy, i think he likes it.” she said, holding onto it and gently, shaking it in his face.

“yeah, there was just one too many baby toys at my mother house. so why not?” she giggles lightly. “she cute.” jazmine said bending down in front of the baby as she lightly scratch her head. “what’s her name?”

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flynngfcuk:

“gonna take good care of you buddy.” flynn mumbled, holding the tiny human in his arms. “god, you are so tiny… who would put you up for adoption?” he asked, rocking the baby boy back and forth gently as he let down his smart ass demeanor around the child. “you are gonna be just fine.” he said with a smile, not realising that someone was watching him be all cutesy and a completely natural ‘father figure’ with travis.

“wow, this is really refreshing to see. i don’t know much guys your age when they see a baby they get vulnerable and all daddy like. it’s cute.” she said with a small chuckle. 

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hcydenisms:

“ shit, i’m so sorry ! i actually sent you an essay ? fuck, that’s really embarrassing ! “

jazmine laughed. “no it’s a ll good girl, i promise. i knew it had to be a mistake.” 

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franchescas:

same here. they’re usually seventeen bucks per piece. although i don’t have any on me right now since i’ve yet to bake them so how ‘bout tomorrow at the party i’m going to ??

“at least they’re not twenty a slice so deal. just give me the deets to the party and i’ll be there.” 

[lifelovemusiq]

[greatjourney]

My crazy girl. Simone, I love you.

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headingforthestars:

“god, she’s gorgeous.” Mason smiled at the bundle of joy in her hands. Then a moment of panic struck her. “shit, I have a kid in my hands.” Her eyes widened. “Shit I just said shit.” She groaned. “God dammit! Okay, you know what, Someone take this kid away from me before she ends up a truck driver.” She held her out.

“what the hell is wrong with you?” 

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frickivy:

I am craving junk food so bad so which do you suggest Subway, Taco Bell or Pizza Hut?

what about arby’s? their shakes are the best and their one dollars sliders are everything. trust me on this.

[b4gheera]

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franchescas:

quick question — would you rather eat pot infused brownies , cookies or gummy bears ? it’s for science.

“brownies, all day every day.” she said waving her hand as if she was in church or something. “how much are you selling for them, girl?”

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okdamitri:

“mierda, lo siento.” he muttered as he quickly went to get his son away from the other’s leg while he grabbed at their socks. “he just started walking– and he’s a curious little thing,” he continued, smiling down at the young child. “camillo dice ‘sorry’.”

“he has got to be the cutest baby i’ve seen all week.” jaz said glancing down at the little man. “what’s his name?” she asked unsure if she heard him say it the first time. 

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yikesharriet:

“Are you done fuckin’ staring?” Harriet snapped as she cleaned her mascara stained cheeks in the sink as the person emerged from the door.. “Never seen a girl cry before or somethin’? Well get fuckin’ used to it.”

“not in the bathroom of a fucking taco bell! it threw me off, shit.” she said rolling her eyes. jazmine reached into her mini michael kors backbag and handed her some kleenex “do you want to talk about it or nah?”