mr. lightning bolt

Jack Barakat. Video game addict. Caught kissin' that silly nugget that Cassadee is. Entertaining crowds since '03. Baltimore Ravens. AIM: jagktothemax [roleplay. fake like your tits.]

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[jbbthehuman]

sighing loudly.

[unfollovv-deactivated20130710]

i’ve never taken a cold shower bc when cold meets hot there’s a reaction

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[bonemichaelbohn-deactivated2014]

I never did, but now I might want to see that. For science. I said the doping! Come on, I remember the drugs, Jacko, give me some credit.

[jbbthehuman]

Believe me, it's somehow embarassing and hilarious at the same time. I'm not coordinate enough to run, I tell you. Yells, I missed it, my bad~ If he went that far, I guess it couldn't hurt go with that mix, ahah.

[bonemichaelbohn-deactivated2014]

Masturbate THEN eat the apple. And then go for a run. Or something. I don’t know. All of those things are supposed to wake you up. That and dope are probably how Lance Armstrong got through the day.

[jbbthehuman]

......Did you ever see me running? I think I would trip and die on the moment, oh god. It's not that I'm not awake, just very grumpy in the morning, ahah. You forgot the doping, he uses that too ://

[bonemichaelbohn-deactivated2014]

I’d say I know that feeling but I try to keep my meals and my masturbation in two different rooms.

[jbbthehuman]

Honestly I don't even like food anywhere near me in THOSE situations, it gets messy and just nope :/

[bonemichaelbohn-deactivated2014]

I…….Don’t choke on the apple, man, that’s all I’ve got to say. That sounds like it would get sticky very quickly.

[jbbthehuman]

I'm gonna try to, can't promise anything. Probably, it's always messy when food is involved, sadly.

[jbbthehuman]

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well be waiting wirh open arms :*

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with too gdi

yes good, you better >:((

[bonemichaelbohn-deactivated2014]

You just need the proper motivation to wake up. You can do it! I believe in you! Have an apple! Masturbate! The world rocks!

[jbbthehuman]

i just choked on my doritos omfg i'm gonna try ti eating an apple while masturbating from now on, what one could ask for more in the morning.

[jbbthehuman]

alexanderisabadjoke replied to your post: alexanderisabadjoke replied to your post: ...

shh its ok were gonna have the huge one still it was just a tiny one since i didnt want the big shebang thing ://

i'mma cry anyway fsdahlfsad but congratulations you buttholes, i'm gonna kiss you both later gdi

[bonemichaelbohn-deactivated2014]

IT’S ALMOST NINE WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ROSES. (~:

[jbbthehuman]

That's exactly why it's too early ;-; one shouldn't be allowed to be up before noon.

[jbbthehuman]

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SCReAMS HI

I NEEDED TO BE THERE FDSAHLKS

[straightcray]

[jbbthehuman]

alexanderisabadjoke replied to your post: what even omfg

PRAYING MANTIS SKJDfjk

I'M CRYING, YOU ARE THE WORST FSDAHK.

AND NOW I'M SCREAMING TOO 'CAUSE YOU FUCKERS GOT MARRIED.

[jbbthehuman]

what even omfg