it's ya girl

yo whaddup, you can call me Coffee. hella clumsy, always confused, forever shitposting and meme-ing. Engaged to @halfnhalfninja who's the most incredible person in the whole world and the forever love of my life. someday i want to finish college paypal.me/capristars

[aletheyass]

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

[apas-95]

wgat did u say

[peach-coffee-tea]

returning to this website is like walking down the hallways of my middle school. I feel ancient and old and nostalgic.

[weaver-z]

I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators

[weaver-z]

[anarch0possum]

[eridan-ampora]

[cryptotheism]

If dracula busted inside you he'd call it a screampie or some shit

[egirlbutternubs]

He'd say im gonna edraculate

[pukicho]

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

[pukicho]

that took 3 minutes.

[pasta-yy]

i literally fucking blinked and this shit happened istg y’all are insane—

[pukicho]

Fuck it. Spread this post to every nook and cranny on tumblr. Prove to everyone that this site is ALIVE and FLOURISHING and that it will last for fucking DECADES

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm not going to lie to you the terrors of this world really do fuck me up sometimes

[i-am-a-fish]

for anyone wondering I made this post because I have to make a phone call later today

[anxietyproblem]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[chrishallbeck]

Parenting.

hallbeck.com

[sushinfood]

THANK YOU

[bentheechidna]

I love this one personally.

[aqueerkettleofish]

[rootbeergoddess]

It gotta better

[randomfandomfamily]

THIS👏IS👏SO👏IMPORTANT👏 These comics RADIATE good dad energy and I am LIVING for it!

[frogbeart2]

This one made me so happy.

[fnaf-fanatical]

I really like this one

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

Cajun Shrimp Recipe + Tutorial {Low Carb, Keto, Paleo, Whole 30, Gluten Free}

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

[slyrivers]

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

[libralthinking]

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

[yooterus-deactivated20220126]

“OHH you’re following me, oUUhhh I didn’t know that!”

[cowboy-garfield]

It brings me such joy that people seem to have always done the *sputters and blows raspberries like you’re having a stroke* thing when they stammer

[fandomthesickness]

God damn my soul 😂

[ponderation]

Above the Ruhr by  Jakob Wagner

[dinuguan]

[techyvegan]

not to be dramatic or anything but i would fucking die for you violet

[heartofalifer]

what was this movie even 

[eddiemoonson]

A cinematic masterpiece.

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

I CANNOT stress enough that in the Spy Kids films, Danny Trejo is literally playing his titular character from the Machete movies, who happens to be the kids’ uncle, because the movies have the same director

[lang-wich]

what this reply misses is that Machete originated *in* Spy Kids. the Machete movies are Spy Kids spinoffs

[hobgoblinhero]

I think it’s important to make clear that Robert Rodriguez, the director, says that Spy Kids and Machete are alternate universe versions of each other , while Danny Trejo, the actor, says that what happens in Machete is just what he does when he’s not hanging out with the kids

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

[remembertodrinklotsofwater]

ive been writing this program to keep track of when you do day to day tasks like doing dishes/laundry. anyways my streak of “bugs in things i write manifesting as infinite loops of unexpectedly poignant user prompts” continues

[kirbymongerr]

If I was scrolling faster I would’ve entirely blown this off as an aesthetic post and moved on

[imanwithoutbowie-deactivated202]

Continue✨ Keep going✨