OPTMST

[blackqueerblog]

“Hello? Yes, this whale looks very suspicious. I think he may be trying to get inside a part of the sea that’s not his. Just come quickly.”

So now white people are calling the cops on whales, SMH.

[kingjaffejoffer]

this is the most annoying family ive ever heard

[colachampagnedad]

I fully expected it to be a white woman on the phone before I unmuted this.

[6937529469274696869-deactivated]

my phone at 8% but my pussy? Fully charged.

[godwasthefirstthotslayer]

Yeah cus you never use it

[hellsite-yano]

[babyfairy]

[gownegirl]

Must be the season of the witch… MALEFICENT: MISTRESS OF EVIL (2019) dir. by Joachim Rønning

[oigitsev]

[theoldness]

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

[lady-dainty]

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

[wearejustvisiting]

guys guys guys

‘osteoporosis’ is a disease in which bone mass decreases

so they mean fucking

“Bone Atrophy”

[otherwindow]

Mortal Kombat 11′s launch trailer finally used the 1995 movie theme!!!

[vitorim]

Oooh yees bitch , slayy 🐝🐝🐝👑

[pokettobyy]

Let’s Have a Staring Contest

[indiana-ifill-deactivated201612]

Microscopic photograph of the inside of a Vagina. How beautiful.

[sleezed]

This the shit that make niggas not even pull out. This is it. Behold. Sweet sugar walls

[revysprite-deactivated20170502]

This looks so fucking weird lmao but this actually makes sense because I’m pretty sure during arousal they move around and guide the sperm towards the cervix. ISNT ANATOMY COOL???????????

[oziomathewicked]

I thought that was pulp. I thought this was some kinda delicious, juicy fruit. This is a vagina. That’s pussy pulp.

[mimisavagee]

I thought these were bugs or something, this is so cool

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Ummm 😳 ok wow

[blackgirlnamedkaivy-deactivated]

This is amazing.

[euphoric-infinity-deactivated20]

Wooweeee ☺️

[identificat]

this is the inside of a fucking fig

[deadsperm]

[spacehunter-m]

[pickleston]

[d0gbl0g]

[teenagerposts]

We don’t deserve dogs (Source)

[lilpicassa-deactivated20180724]

[theepitomeofanaries]

Bad bitches link up

[frikiskrew]

[glizzygaymer]

[catchymemes]

[officialyasen]

hit it

[toinfinityandbeyonce-deactivate]

“Birds evolved from dinosaurs.” While this statement is technically true it isn’t very useful and thus is a misconception of the relationship among avian, dinosaurs, and reptiles. Not only did birds evolve from dinosaurs — birds ARE dinosaurs.

[chrstopher]

You know the gays love a reveal and she’s giving us everything we wanted

[jockinthegym]

I’m sweating just watching this.

[carldangerous]

This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. I’m WATCHING evolution TRAVELING through TIME

[unfaggy]