The Evil Within

JC Kidman Nineteen Student of SHIELD Agent of Hydra Do you stand with Hydra? "I do. I made my choice."

[jckidman]

streakofwhxte:

“Flock.” She corrects with a smile. “Ah’m in Sigma Kappa as well, th’ only reason Ah knew yours. We’re gonna be seein’ a lot more of each otha. Ah could tell at the dance when Ah saw ya outfit.” Anna explains, pulling up the sleeves of her gloves when she’s finished fiddling with them; she’s feeling better now. 

“Flop.” he reiterated, “Seems more apt given the state of the place right now.” He nodded, “Well that makes sense, though I’m kinda disappointed you didn’t out to be a mad stalker.” he added wryly, “Ah yes, the fabled dance outfit. You know it’s kinda hard pulling people out from under rubble in dollar skates, who knew?”

[jckidman]

notanagentorr:

She sat criss cross on the couch, her back against the armrest and she faced him. She took up a wine glass, a sip passing her lips before she smiled with a nod and responded. “Yes, Nicole. So, Kid,” oh how funny it was to call someone relatively her age ‘kid’. “I believe it is perfectly natural and lovely to have someone you can drink with, especially when you’re new to the area. How long have you been here?”

“Nice to know the memory's still in tact, how else would I remember all those witty memes.” Which were something of a guilty pleasure for him. “I believe it’s perfectly natural to drink, full stop.” he smirked, he’d being doing it aged fourteen on the streets, his tolerance was pretty kick-ass by now. “I haven’t even hit a month yet, I transferred from my father’s military base, to be surrounded by ‘people more applicable to my future career path.’” The lie came easy, “What about you?” he asked, taking drink in kind.

[jckidman]

@redandonlyred

Alexis had just placed the last of the goldfish into the cup. This was honestly the stupidest idea she had ever done based off a Pinterest post…which is saying something. “This going to be so ridiculous but I guess I can live with it.” She shrugged slightly.

Kid stood leaning against the wall with his arms crossed, a brow raised as he watched the other, “By mischief I meant nabbing a bottle of wine from the kitchens,” stealing was kind of second nature to him, “Pray-tell, what exactly are you gonna do with that poor fish?”

[jckidman]

❛ I was born ready. I’m Star fucking Lord! ❜

“And I’m the Queen of Sheba, but I still don’t think that’s a rational excuse or reason to start downing a bottle of rum... At least, not alone anyway. Gimme a hit Lordy.” 

[jckidman]

If I was being truthful that butt is a solid 8.5 on the grab scale, but I'm not drunk enough for that ;)

“Finish your rosé then woman, I’m not going to be satisfied unless I score a full 10 by the evenings end.”

[jckidman]

🌲 to climb a tree with my muse

“You know, for a highly trained agent of SHIELD, your aim sucks.” Kid griped as the pair began ascending the massive oak to retrieve the damn frisbee Nicole had lodged onto one of the highest branches, “And I’m not letting you forget about this either. I’m thinking of giving you some kind of title to commemorate that spectacularly bad throw. Provided neither of us fall and break our necks cause of this damn tree.”

[jckidman]

’ Just as a duck was made to swim in water, God has made me as I am '

@redandonlyred

“And just as the sloth was made to sleep eighteen hours a day, I want my damn bed. Instead here we are cleaning up mess and I fully intend to blame God for it all. The fact that he made you is irrelevant.”

[swallowedblood-archived]

A Ron Swanson™ sentence meme.

Because we all need to appreciate our lord and savior, Ron Swanson.

❛ Is Star Wars the one with the little wizard boy? ❜

❛ I’m just gonna stay angry. I find that relaxes me. ❜

❛ I can’t go, because I don’t want to. ❜

❛ You take me nowhere, and I talk to no one. ❜

❛ If any of you need anything, too bad. ❜

❛ I’m not sure I’m interested in that. ❜

❛ No, I am sure. I’m not interested in that. ❜

❛ I like saying no. ❜

❛ I hate everything. ❜

❛ I love nothing! ❜

❛ I regret nothing. ❜

❛ I regret everything. ❜

❛ People are idiots. ❜

❛ Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing. ❜

❛ Normally, if given a choice between something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing. ❜

❛ I don’t want to seem overdramatic, but I really don’t care what happens here. ❜

❛ Keep your tears in your eyes where they belong. ❜

❛ Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars. ❜

❛ Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something. ❜

❛ I’m usually not one for speeches, so goodbye. ❜

❛ No. ❜

❛ What’s “cholesterol” ? ❜

❛ Your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely. ❜

❛ I’m not interested in caring about people. ❜

❛ Strippers do nothing for me. But I’ll take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace. ❜

❛ Birthdays were invented by Hallmart to sell cards. ❜

❛ You had me at meat tornado. ❜

❛ I like saying ‘no’. It lowers their enthusiasm. ❜

❛ [Son/daughter], people can see you! ❜

❛ Please do not approach me on the street after this event, and attempt to talk to me. ❜

❛ It’s called ‘the ground’ when it’s outside. ❜

❛ There’s no wrong way to consume alcohol. ❜

❛ Creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie. ❜

❛ I don’t like loud noises, and people making a fuss. ❜

❛ There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk… Which is water that’s lying about being milk. ❜

❛ I know what I’m about, son. ❜

❛ I think there should be less talking in life. ❜

❛ Breakfast food can serve many purposes. ❜

❛ When I eat, it’s the food that is scared. ❜

❛ I was born ready. I’m [name] fucking [name]! ❜

❛ Not to worry, I have a permit. ❜

❛ I would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings for 10 hours! ❜

❛ Crying. Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. ❜

❛ When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name, to let them know I really don’t care about them. ❜

❛ I’m not a sore loser! It’s just that I prefer to win, and when I don’t, I get furious. ❜

❛ I wouldn’t say we’re close. ❜

[windhvnd-blog]

'Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812' starters

’ There’s a war going on out there somewhere ’

’ And ___ isn’t here ’

’ I’ve been away too long ’

’ I’m going abroad ’

’ I don’t what deprives me of the pleasure of smashing your head in with this ’

’ I’ll never be this happy again ’

’ You are so good for me ’

’ Chandeliers and caviar, the war can’t touch us here ’

’ I can’t go on living as I am ’

’ I used to be better ’

’ Old friend, I need your help ’

’ Just as a duck was made to swim in water, God has made me as I am ’

’ This is a dangerous business ’

‘ God, to think I married a man like you ‘

‘ Everything is dark, obscure and terrible. ‘

‘ I suffer more now than before ‘

‘ You are bewitching, what can I do ? ‘

‘ How I envy you and your happiness ‘

‘ We are just caught in the web of history ‘

‘ Nothing matters, everything matters, it’s all the same ‘

‘ None of us are great men ‘

‘ I must love you or die ‘

‘ How is it I notice nothing ? ‘

‘ It seems to me I’ve loved you a hundred years ‘

‘ I’m so happy, and so frightened ‘

‘ Forget everything and forgive me ‘

‘ I know you are capable of anything ‘

‘ Tonight I go away, on an adventure ‘

‘ Now you listen to me when I speak to you! ‘

‘  Who are you to tell me anything? ‘

‘  At this moment, you are more repulsive to me than ever ‘

‘  I don’t consider myself bound to answer questions put to me in that tone ‘

‘  You’re a scoundrel and a blackguard ‘

‘ I shan’t be violent, don’t be afraid ‘

‘  Besides your pleasure, there is such a thing as other people ‘

‘  We wait with dread ‘

‘  Your face is gloomy ‘

‘  ___ once told me that I should turn to you ‘

‘  But still I’m tormented by the wrongs I’ve done ‘

‘  Don’t speak to me like that, I am not worth it! ‘

‘  You have your whole life before you ‘

‘  Mankind seems so pitiful ‘

[roleplaysuggestion]

🗣 No Words Needed Starters 🗣

These were requested via messaging from someone who thought it was a good idea to have starters for characters who didn’t interact like humans did, like animals, or characters more centered in a Paleolithic-ish sort of setting/universe.

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🌌 to go stargazing with my muse

👤 to groom/physically comfort my muse

🍪 to share food with my muse

🌧 to find shelter from bad weather with my muse

🌲 to climb a tree with my muse

💐 to give my muse flowers

🌞 to watch my muse from afar

🌊 to go swimming with my muse

🏹 to hunt with my muse

💤 to fall asleep next to my muse

🔗 to build something with my muse

💡 to stir up mischief with my muse

[rpmemes-galore]

On a scale of 1-10, how much does your muse want to grab mine’s butt?

[jckidman]

catsgotyoureye-sharon:

Tilting her head slightly as she looked at the figure, Sharon sighed. “Seriously, can I help you with something?” She questioned titling her head the other way. “Honestly, I don’t think it’s supposed to do that.”

Kid looked up from the slightly smoking printer and sighed, “Yea. I think the damn thing’s busted. It was one we salvaged from the professor’s building.” he shrugged, “I”m tempted to just shove it out a window and be done with it.”

[jckidman]

notanagentorr:

Nicole’s lips softened and from her smirk drew a giddy smile. “Perfect!” She exclaimed, moving to retrieve the unopened liqueur from the door of the fridge. In her other hand she carries two plain and all but elegant wine glasses, setting them on the coffee table. “Have a seat, make yourself comfortable.”

Originally posted by grustniygoner

Kid rose an eyebrow when she pulled out the bottle and moved over, sliding onto the couch and tucking his legs underneath him, “Well, if we’re gonna be drinking buddies lets get introductions out of the way early. I’m JC Kidman, but everyone calls me Kid.” he paused a moment, “You’re... Nicole is it?” he asked, feigning ignorance, he’d already skimmed her file in the intel he stole, so the basics were down.

[jckidman]

streakofwhxte:

A hazy smile appears on her face; how wrong he is. She knows nothing about herself, really, much as she might wish to rectify it. Anna glances down at her gloves and begins to re-arrange them on her hands, a nervous habit she’s developed over the years. “Stickin’ together seems like a good idea. Gonna end up needin’ all the help we can get if it ends up gettin’ worse. You’re in Sigma Kappa, aren’t ya?”

Well, he’d been trained to pick up body language, while it hadn’t been his best area of work he knew enough to twig the girl was nervous, he’d need to give her file a read once he had a moment of privacy. “Strength in numbers, right?” he said with a chuckle, “That or birds of a feather flop together.” he added wryly. “Sure am, brain over brawn for me, why I’ve picked politics over the military. I can’t say I know yours though.” It wouldn’t do to appear too informed.

[jckidman]

@notanagentorr

“Oh does it?” Nicole smirked. “You know, I think I just so happen to have an unopened bottle of Rosé sitting in the fridge, care to give it a whirl?”

Kid tapped a finger to his chin, He supposed he was due a night off after his recent success, “Well, why not. Things have been more than a little stressed around here lately.”

[jckidman]

b-morse:

“—Hey. Hey. Yeah, you. Stop doing that. What are you doing?” She gives the suspect in question a sour look.

 Bobbi stomps over and retrieves the object in question from the grubby hands of some poor sucker who probably thinks her colorimeter is a misshapen object. She sets it down on the bench, next to an ever-present pile of junk that encompasses the entire surface on which it resides. Eyebrows furrowed then raised, Bobbi burns her gaze into the interloper. “— Don’t touch the stuff.”

Kid looked over with a raised eyebrow when the woman, Bobbi if his intel was correct, stormed over and yanked the colorimeter from his hands. “So sorry if I offended,” he said lightly, crossing his arms and leaning back against the wall, “I don’t think we’ve had the pleasure,” he smirked, unaffected by her glare, “JC Kidman, though everyone calls me Kid.”

[aknightinironarmor]

Open starter

[jckidman]

deadlyneighborhooddeadpool:

Kid laughed slightly and pushed off the wall, this was a new, and oddly dressed, face, “Save the Giganotosaurus, I’m pretty sure they’d best a T-Rex in a fight.”