cup of joe.

[jcnas]

joe jonas is a thirty-six year old singer, songwriter, tiktok professional and sometimes actor. he's divides his time by multiple places but primarily is located in brooklyn, new york. he identifies as bisexual and is single.

—— WANTED PLOTS. ❜

blind date set up by mutual friends but ended up being connecting better as friends.

tinder match - tbd on how things went

the one that got away - someone who he dated when they were younger and he messed up but can't help but think ‘what if’

—— FAMILY. ❜

brothers. paul kevin jonas, nick jonas, franklin jonas.

parents. denise and kevin sr.

—— ROMANTIC CONNECTIONS. ❜

girlfriend. ariana grande

flirtationship.

one night stand.

one sided romance.

friends with benefits.

blind date.

forbidden romance.

ex-wife. sophie turner

exes on good terms. demi lovato, gigi hadid, aj michalka

exes on neutral terms. taylor swift, ashley greene, camilla belle

exes on bad terms.

first love.

love / hate.

unrequited crush.

celebrity crush.

previously friendzoned.

summer romance.

friends with benefits.

enemies with benefits.

one night stand or fling that was regretted later.

—— PLATONIC CONNECTIONS. ❜

best friends.

confidants.

role model.

ride or die.

enemies to friends.

wing(wo)men.

squad.

sibling like friends.

platonic soulmates.

unlikely friends.

positive influence.

seem like a married couple.

former lovers to friends.

new friends, aka friends who just met.

—— NEGATIVE CONNECTIONS. ❜

fell for the same person & fought over them.

life long enemies, aka two people who have been enemies ever since they remember but have forgotten the reason for their dislike.

frenemies.

negative influence.

have mutual friends.

have mutual friends but don’t get along.

[jcnas]

joe jonas attends the winter wonderland: welcome dinner

[jcnas]

holiday blaze.

[jcnas]

i'm not sure if there's more coming or not but just in case there is, here's me coming in early to suck up in hopes of getting a cameo in the next superman. @corenswetd

[jcnas]

i know you do the walmart commercials but so does that mean your the walmart grinch in the christmas ones now? if so, got to respect the dedication cause i know that costume has got to be a whole journey to get into. @waltcns

[jcnas]

i haven't watched yet since tour's not giving me the proper time to binge but i'm hearing nonstop good things about the show, man. congrats. you must be stoked - a little extra so considering it's finally all out there. how're you feeling about it all? @jcbwcrs

[jcnas]

what's a guy got to do to collab with you? i know it'd be something that no one in the world knew they needed and i'm not even sure what we'd do but i'm down for anything... even if it's just some tiktok videos. @vinniecoles

[lcuistcmlinscn-deactivated20251]

i'll have to return the favour if you're gunna come out. how long have you been touring now anyway, feels like some time ago when you were in london. always hearing good stuff about it though -- who really knew the world needed a j bro's reunion? still sounds like a pretty solid schedule for next year though. ha, yeah... i see why it looks that way. i have a tendency of doing things bigger than they needed to be -- like, over doing it. but all cool. it's like go big or go home.

[jcnas]

we started up in august and still going strong. we even added in a few dates, too, and hoping maybe some more international dates will be coming in the new year. they're eating things up even after 20 years so i'm living for it all. nothing wrong with that. i was literally about to say the whole 'go big or go home' thing. with things like that, that's the only way to be.

[lucicnlaviscount]

can't believe the last time i saw you was almost a year ago at the fashion awards, classic example of meeting a sound person and taking each others numbers but never keeping in contact because life gets too busy. how everything going with you though, man and will you be making an appearance at the awards on monday? @jcnas

[jcnas]

has it been that long? damn, man - that's probably on me cause tour makes me even spacier than i usually am. but happy you reached out. how's everything been? can't complain here. we're still touring and got enough things going on to keep me busy but i'm eyeing those holidays, too. you never know. i take it you're going?

[dejnes]

i think they are worried your coolness woud just upstage all the outfits and i don't blame them. however, i am going to be dropping hints like crazy to make sure we get you for next year. it will be next level.

[jcnas]

you might have a point which is ridiculous really because it's impossible for me to upstage any woman ever, especially in that kind of setting. you're a real on for that so thank you in advance.

[sidelinesecrets]

Yeah they're mid for sure but we're not having a great season as well but it could be worst. I gotta see what you come with. You're hella creative. Are you gonna dress up as santa for your daughters?

[jcnas]

it's kind of a wild year when you think about it. i mean who would have thought that the bears, patriots and hell, even the panthers would be having themselves a good year? no kids for me, man. but i'm usually on santa duty for nick and kevin's. though, i think some of the older ones are starting to get suspicious.

[elitembj]

mike: I'm glad to be apart of people's niches. I've seen some twins on tiktok dressed as the twins that was cool, they looked better than me mike: I'll have to catch the new york show, do you know what date it is?

[jcnas]

joe: that's awesome, man. i know it's on a long long list of you being that for people. wouldn't be surprised if someone made it a theme to do all your top roles. joe: totally didn't just google this.... december 21 and 22. two different venues though so let me know if you got a queens or brooklyn preference.

[ohclt]

Apologize to Frankie for me. I always forget that you have a little brother, but let's pretend I actually meant the younger brother in the band. Yes, and they're all much older than me, four from my dad's previous marriage, yet they still used to mess with me just the same. We can always find you a Daisy costume.

[jcnas]

i did and he said he can't accept it. the 'bonus jonas' has become very sensitive to this kind of stuff in his old age. ah so you get the sibling dynamic then. we're like warriors coming out of those childhood experiences. you know, i was going to say waluigi but since he's rudely not in the movie, daisy's the next best thing. sorry in advance for upstaging your peach.

[oliviarcdrlgo]

so you're hoping your evil twin is on the f.b.i's most wanted? should er try and find the list and see if your hopes and dreams came true? maybe he has a fleet of jonas brothers fans invading his personal space on the daily. now i can't tell if you're trying to freak me out as a joke or are being deadly serious. what if they're about to uno reverse and pull off this huge scheme?

[jcnas]

yes, exactly but not for anything like super serious, you know? though, i'd imagine that super serious is the main requirement for that list so maybe let's go with wanting them on like the 'world's funniest and most creative criminal' list. i love that whole thing even more for them actually. i can't tell what i'm doing either. does that add to the freak out or what?

[keeryie-deactivated20251210]

I ... I hadn't considered that. We'll be something like twins then, won't we? Joe, your mind is a palace. And yeah, saves the trouble of having to sort the next payday. Imagine, your pretty face gets messed up and you have to compensate by, like, learning to dance or something. You must be the ideas guy of your crew.

[jcnas]

something even better than twins. cause genetics can make anyone look alike but they can't give people the same name. thank you, it's nice to be recognized. a lot of people assume nick is but it should be obvious it's me. as for the dancing, i can't believe i have to keep reminding people this exists but did you not see me crush the 'single ladies' dance years ago? clear proof that i've already got the 'learning to dance' thing down and then some.

[industrymilo]

i feel so wanted right now, so special. love the fact that you have to google your schedule. you just go wherever they take you. is that so? i have been chillin' in new york so i could stay there a little longer. you do have christmas off, right? although, a nice christmas concert would be awesome too.

[jcnas]

exactly what you are. the way i see it is - why remember it when someone went through the trouble of making a whole fancy page on our website with the details that i can reference? sweet, works out then. and yeah, nothing on christmas itself. we're playing up to it but then get some time to enjoy. we'll be bringing the them to those so it'll feel enough like the actual day. can't confirm or deny but maybe kevin will be santa or rudolph. who knows?

[nyjchas]

joe, you deserve bragging rights just for being who you are. the furthest thing from unbearable. oh, no need to assume the superfan part. just know that once part three comes out, i'd truly love an invite to one of the premieres. i promise not to embarrass you! y'know what-- my star is near reese witherspoon, mariah carey, and jennifer aniston so the better location argument does work in this case. i'm getting my masters in public administration! so between balancing that and work, it's only been a tiny bit difficult. i love your encouragement and i'm gonna hold it near and dear to my heart! fuck, i just said a random thing and it turned out to be true. i definitely knew about the killer 'single ladies' dance by you. please tell me that there is something out there that you can't do before you put us all to shame. i fear that all of a sudden, you'll reveal facts about how you know how to play dungeons and drargons in a past life, and i'm just supposed to accept that you're just a super cool nerd and way ahead of me.

[jcnas]

aw stop that or else i'm going to start giggling and kicking my feet. oh, done - easily. you'll get the full vip and don't even worry about that because my brothers will handle all things embarrassing. not that i think you could ever actually do that. oh damn, that's pretty peak space. next time i'm in la, i'm going to play tourist one day just so i can see it in person for myself. wow, congratulations on that. big flex since i know there's not many out there doing anything like that... unless you count kim k and her failed law school journey. what do you want to do with that degree? i was a little hurt that it seemed like you didn't know about that but now that the truth's out there, all's restored. i can't... juggle. tried plenty of times, broke a lot of shit so yeah, even i'm human i guess. as for the nerd part, i think i've got it going on in other departments but not d&d.