love me to heaven.

[jcnas]

JOE JONAS is a thirty-six year old musician, actor, and self-proclaimed king of tiktok. he current resides in new york city while not touring. his relationship status is single (no kids) and he identifies as bisexual.

—— FAMILY. ❜

brothers. paul kevin jonas, nick jonas, franklin jonas.

parents. denise and kevin sr.

—— ROMANTIC CONNECTIONS. ❜

girlfriend.

flirtationship.

one night stand.

one sided romance.

friends with benefits.

blind date.

forbidden romance.

ex-wife. sophie turner

exes on good terms. TBD

exes on neutral terms. TBD

exes on bad terms.

first love.

love / hate.

unrequited crush.

celebrity crush.

previously friendzoned.

summer romance.

friends with benefits.

enemies with benefits.

one night stand or fling that was regretted later.

—— PLATONIC CONNECTIONS. ❜

best friends.

confidants.

role model.

ride or die.

enemies to friends.

wing(wo)men.

squad.

sibling like friends.

platonic soulmates.

unlikely friends.

positive influence.

seem like a married couple.

former lovers to friends.

new friends, aka friends who just met.

—— NEGATIVE CONNECTIONS. ❜

fell for the same person & fought over them.

life long enemies, aka two people who have been enemies ever since they remember but have forgotten the reason for their dislike.

frenemies.

negative influence.

have mutual friends.

have mutual friends but don’t get along.

—— PLOT SUGGETIONS. ❜

blind date set up by mutual friends but ended up being connecting better as friends.

tinder match - tbd on how things went

the one that got away - someone who he dated when they were younger and he messed up but can't help but think ‘what if’

pr thing / former pr thing

messy situationship

toxic exes

anything with angst

[eradaisy]

💌 – Name 3 people whose DMs you would like to slide into

well, i feel like this may ruin my chances at sliding into their DMs at all, but if we're being truthful... david corenswet ( @daviidpcorenswet ) , donald glover ( @dglovera ), and joe jonas ( @jcnas ).

[jcnas]

showing the world you've got good taste will never ruin a thing.

[glcnpwell]

i'm throwing in my official application to become the fourth jonas brother. i'm not sure how well i'll fit in and i can't carry a tune to save my life, but i damn sure can stand in the background and shake what my mama gave me. @jcnas

[jcnas]

i would have thought you hitting up our shows and getting the name drop in the christmas movie would have been enough for you to know that you've already got the fourth brother thing on lock.

[jcnas]

i saw every time i see an article about you it's mostly just about what you're wearing. true fashion trend setter. i swear you could do the holes in the shirt thing like regina george and make it a trend. what's it like having that kind of power? @baildwinrhails

[jcnas]

i have to be honest when i say i haven't seen anything you've been in but let's put a big yet at the end there. so i'm coming right to the source to get the best insight. where should i start? i got all this free time now and i'm ready to commit. @camimrrns

[jcnas]

i know you guys have hit up some of the best of the best places out there but anywhere you haven't yet that you're dying to? i'm curious what the goals and dreams are cause i know you're always out there breaking more records and doing big things. @hoseokjay

[jcnas]

so what's it like being the leader of the biggest band around? i'd like to think i got the leader job locked in but got to pretend like that nick's so he doesn't feel too bad, you know? all about that peace and harmony like a true leader. @kimnamjns

[jcnas]

i'm just a boybander standing in front of another boybander to try to get his attention. i've been making it everyone else's problem that i missed you guys in vegas but i'm in the acceptance phase of grief now. there will be a next time and not missing that for anything. so what are you up to these days? @pvrkjimns

[jcnas]

cheers on all the hype and love you’ve been getting lately, man. and your SNL episode killed. how’s all the craziness been treating you? hope if you haven’t already that you’ve got some huge ass vacation planned. @cstorries

[jcnas]

do people call you the kookie monster or any kind of variation like that? if not, I’m making it a whole thing and a new cookie related nickname will be plastered all on a giant ass poster board whenever i’m at a future show. @jejungkookie

[jcnas]

always and forever with the interlude you did for halsey. that album was peak so imagine my surprise hearing you come through. if you’re ever feeling a feature like that again, i might know a band who would be more than down. @mnyoongis

[jcnas]

alright, when are we going to do some kind of collab for real? there’s been enough teasers and then we had your sister and you did something with Jonas blue. all roads are leading to something for real here. @rach-keen

[jcnas]

hoping and praying that my little bts nod in vegas got back to you boys. obviously sick that i couldn't hang back to see you play but i’ll be going to one in the future or else it’s about to become everyone else’s problem. @kmtaehyvngs

[jcnas]

funny thinking about how we got a little exes connections. yours being a disney guy and a few of mine being models. almost like the universe wants to place us as close as possible without that actual connection so here i am busting up the universe’s plans. @bplvns

[jcnas]

what’s up, man? how’s the season prep going? i’ll always be a giants guy through and through (unfortunately lately) but always love seeing you do your thing so hoping for a good one for you. @burrownine

[jcnas]

this won’t come as a surprise but i tend to get caught up in some of the sales they’ve got on the TikTok shop, particularly the candy. my latest buy were a ton of laffy taffy’s but mostly for the jokes that are on the wrapper. i’m thinking so might be the perfect pick up lines going forward. what do you think? am i onto something? if you need some convincing, i could hit you with one or two. @alexademic 

[joenateuser]

JOE JONAS Jonas Brothers São Paulo, Brazil - May 13, 2026