hm

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dear soulmate 16

lol we broke up ages ago. there wasn't really romantic spark

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dear soulmate 16

i have a boyfriend! very very exciting. he's really cool and i think he's great, and he cares about me and remembers little things. i hope it works out

[bnmxfld]

“I think of you so often you have no idea.”

— James Joyce / Ulysses

[quotemadness]

“Once you realize there is life after mistakes, you gain a self-confidence that never goes away.”

— Bob Schieffer

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Dear soulmate 15

I did it

Guess what he said

“I’m not allowed”

💀 bro you’re turning 16-

*sighhhh*

Love, D

[mbti-enemies]

infj: hey I heard that you’re creative?

enfp: Yes!!!

infj: oooh rlly! what do you create?

intj, walking by: Problems

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Dear soulmate 14

Dear soulmate,

I was correct, no one got me chocolate or anything for VD lmao

On a similar note, I’m planning to ask my late crush(who might be a crush again)out on Wednesday 😬 if you’re not him then sucks to be you

Love, D

[beyonslayed]

noah fence but how do ppl 5′5″ and under like survive….

[coolxatu]

elaborate tunnel system

[sapamanders]

crumbs

[doodlepede]

my eyes are positioned such that i can see the sky above me so that i will be aware of hawks and owls

[jcnjfjftnmgkd]

i scavenge for food amongst the rubble and ruin of my tall victims’ houses

[yourhometowncryptid]

this is so fucking funny. im going to say "here come the locusts" everytime something goes wrong now

[spaceyshenanigans]

I do actually think tumblr is winning at Icons. Nobody is doing it like them. I’m gonna keep a collection of these dudes cuz it’s super cool.

Edit 9-Feb-23: New little wizard guy!!!

[cognitohazardous]

me: hmm time to google something

google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩

[anxietyproblem]

[mbti-enemies]

MBTI as funny things on the internet : Extrovert edition

esfp:

estp:

esfj:

entp:

estp:

enfp:

entj:

estj:

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Dear Soulmate 13

Dear soulmate,

There’s 10 days til valentines and I doubt I’m gonna get asked out or anything

However, I am busily wingwomaning my friends and trying to make their love lives more alive than mine 💀

I figure I’ll just buy myself some chocolate and put it on my desk and pretend I’m not as single as my lost chopstick 😭

I sprained my wrist while mountain biking on a curvy track a couple of days ago, and my friend saw it in 4K lmaoo, here’s her testimony

“Oh my gosh, it was so funny! You were going fine along the track and suddenly you stopped and flipped over your bike, then landed on your left—“ “no, it was my right” “—oh, your right then. Then there was this huge cloud of dust and you sat up and yelled ‘I’M OKAY!’ while throwing your uninjured hand up in the air in a thumbs up and then fell over” *inserts maniacal laughter from both of us*

So yeah my right wrist is bandaged up now and it hurts slightly to rotate but honestly mountain biking was absolutely awesome and I loved it

Hope you’re having a good day <3

Love, D

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Dear soulmate 12

Sup, I’m back ig

I’ve realised that I’m not scared of falling in love; no, I’m scared of being the only one who falls

When we meet, can we please play we’re not really strangers?

Let’s write love letters and make playlists for each other

Let’s have long cuddles after a hard day

Let’s be able to talk to each other about anything without judgement

Let’s be happy in love

Love, D

[sosyncd]

How good are you at replying to your messages? 💬 Join @sosyncd today to find your perfect personality match 💙

[mbti-ramblings-and-whatnot]

INFP: Forgets to reply or chooses not to reply, and their original message will be an essay, then they’ll delete the whole thing and make it shorter because they don’t want to be annoying, and do that over and over again until they’re just messaging back with one word. May even delete that work and just not reply at all

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ENFP: Replies with 200 consecutive short messages, then realises that the other person probably didn’t ask to be spammed so they apologise to the person profusely with another 50 messages, and then overthinks the whole thing at 3am. Or decides that the other person hates them and accidentally ghosts them

[enfp-spark]

Dear INTJ friends, family, and partners,

Why do you always dodge our hugs? Why do you refrain from cuddles? Please answer, I need to know for my science project.

Lots of true love,

Your ENFP