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closing asks

heya everyone so while the number of asks we've been getting is absolutely totally 100% flipping awesome and brilliant and as infj would say "bshbshbsh" "><" - we're gonna go on a hiatus for a bit with the (mbti-dynamics) asks (including the asks given before this edit but still unanswered- (apologies)) BUT we will still be posting random scenarios and ship dynamics etc BUT TY FOR ALL THE ASKS YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME (oh but infj still wants ur fanmail (and general hello-mail!) cause she needs validation like that *grins*)

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anything nothing but a heartbreak

infj: What's worse than a heartbreak?

enfp: Realizing dragons can't blow out their birthday cake

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hold on, I still want you... come back, I still need you

let me take your hand.. I'll make it right

i swear to love you all my life

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if each type had a lil animal mascot or sidekick or smth what do you think they would have?

——- mbti as animals post. << btw below is pretty much the same as this apart a few which I thought probably aren’t the most practical or fitting sidekick/mascots

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INTJ: Raven 

ENFP: Australian Sheperd Dog

ISTJ: Green Sea Turtle

ENTP: Fox

ENTJ: Lion

INFP: Hedgehog

ISTP: Jaguar

ESTP: Iguana

ESFP: Flamingo

INFJ: Snowy owl

ENFJ: Swan

ISFJ: Rabbit 

ISFP: Tabby cat

ESFJ: Snow Seal

INTP: Badger

ESTJ: Heron

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I feel like you should start a new blog with stories and advices, I think it's so cool when people send you those personal asks, I wanna send one too, but it has little to nothing to do with MBTI

helloooo this is super sweet but honestly we don’t want to be dealing with life-story vibe asks. like we started this blog for mbti and want it to remain a true mbti HUB, nothing less nothing more. This is also a warning btw haha to anyone reading; if the advice you need has nothing to do with mbti… pls don’t send it to us! we love you all, but talk to a friend, family, or to the 100s of other blogs on tumble where someone would love to give you advice :)

PSA over and ty for the ask again

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im an intj girl and i’m falling for my enfp friend, he is clueless about it and i want him to know without confessing and shit. anyway i wanna to do something about it

intj here with totally subjective answer here but here goes: (also @infj feel free to add )

honestly I'd try and make them feel special - like if you are someone who is is usually hesitant to start a conversation , try and start a convo with him. Differentiate the way you are with him versus the way you are with everyone else - and if you rlly are falling for him it shouldn't be smth you have to conciously make an effort to do anyway? Oh also show them that they are on your mind more than any of your other friends ...like get them a turtle keychain cause they said their favourite animal was a turtle or send them the view of the sunrise cause they said they always wanted to see the sunset but could never be bothered to wake up early for it ( but dont say smth like "saw this and thought of you xx" cause then u might as well confess)

and maybe do little things like get them take-away coffee in the morning along with your own or surprise them with their fav pastry randomly? tbh it kinda depends on the person you are and how you choose to express liking someone but if you're falling for them just go with your gut and don't overthink things to much.

side note but intj x enfp - 10/10 pairing approved here

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INFJ: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

INFP:

ESFP:

Everyone Else At INFJ's Surprise Birthday Party:

INTJ:*sighing* All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

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entj: [pretends to stretch arms]

entj: [puts arm around infp]

infp: [smiles at entj]

entp: [watches entj]

entp: [looks at intj next to them]

entp: [pretends to stretch]

entp: [hits intj in the face with their elbow]

entp: [mumbles] uh oh

intj: WHAT WAS THAT FOR

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estp: A lot of times in life I don't really understand what's going on.

isfp: oh don't worry, you'll get used to it.

estp: like I'll eventually start to understand?

esfj: No. You'll just eventually stop caring about it.

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infp: *in distress* Why are you shooting the little guys?

entj: *playing video games and unbothered*

infp: *in more distress* stop shooting the little guys!

entj: That's how you play the game, infp!!

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ESFJ, admiring ISTP from afar: They could throw me off a cliff right now and I'd thank them for it.

INTJ, who just listened to ESFJ talk about ISTP for 7 hours straight: I'd thank them too.

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wakey wakey rise and shine sunshine

entj: time to wake up!

infp, sleepily: five more minutes please

Entj : *can't handle the cuteness* sure sunshine

----------- versus ----------

intj: time to wake up!

entp, sleepily: five more minutes please

intj, sharpening knife: *can't handle the lack of cooperation* okay, perhaps you misheard me

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heaven vs hell

entj: did it hurt

infp: did what hurt?

entj: did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

infp: *blushes*

-----------------versus-------------

entp: did it hurt

intj: did what hurt?

entp: did it hurt when you crawled your way out of hell?

intj: -_-

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I wanna be a J so bad

sorry you’ll just have to be cool instead ;)

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NELL SAID SHE HAD 2 TICKETS TO TJE BARBIE MOVIE AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO GO WTH HER

I already had a ticket, but I gave it to my cousin, there's no way I'm missing this opportunity

goodbye, this ship is sailing

GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!! WE WISH YOU LUCK AND COURAGE IN YOUR VOYAGE <33

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MBTI AS FUNNY(?) THINGS(?) - INTUITIVE EDITION

INFJ:

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intp : favourite horror movie?

istp : annabelle

istj: the conjuring

enfp : high school musical. After watching it i spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I would be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics.