WORST BEHAVIOR

might pull up on your ass, every day your BIRTHDAY, have (( birthday s e x )) with you. i ain't tryna text you, girl i'm tryna be sexual, i'm just tryna kick it, and lay back andget flexible.

[jcsons]

* ✘┋ ✰ — imssgs: 👅

ash: u think im kidding?

ash: not as long as marisols popping out her lizard baby

jason: alright lets see how long this lasts

[jcsons]

@jason4prez: hey karina? u can choke

[jcsons]

* ✘┋ ✰ — imssgs: 👅

ash: our show better not be canceled like zoey 101 was

ash: friday night

jason: shut up ash it isnt funny

jason: damn so we're rlly not fucking anymore huh

[jcsons]

* ✘┋ ✰ — imssgs: 👅

ash: u cheated on her too?

ash: may i remind u that if that's the case, that baby's not ur problem at all

ash: cool

jason: yeah whatever

jason: the babys still gonna be my problem pr isnt gonna let us say it isnt my baby

jason: when are u coming back

[jcsons]

* ✘┋ ✰ — imssgs: 👅

ash: how do u know she's keeping it?

ash: there's always the chance it's not urs

jason: good my gf was cheating on me w another guy n he got her pregnant

jason: whatever im just going over to her place to figure this out

jason: have fun in cancun

[jcsons]

* ✘┋ ✰ — imssgs: 👅

ash: what does that have to do with me

jason: u right fuck me doesnt matter that my life is gonna be turned upside fucking down

[jcsons]

* ✘┋ ✰ — imssgs: 👅

ash: u cant srsly be mad rn

jason: MY EX GIRLFRIEND MIGHT BE PREGNANT WITH MY CHILD WTF DO U THINK

[jcsons]

* ✘┋ ✰ — imssgs: 👅

ash: damn, thats a bitch move

ash: im not getting myself in that baby mama drama if ppl find out

ash: im way too young to be a step mom

jason: [read]

[jcsons]

* ✘┋ ✰ — imssgs: 👅

ash: marisols pregnant, thats whats going on

ash: which means we're not fucking anymore

jason: she hasnt said anything to me??????????

jason: wtf why

[jcsons]

* ✘┋ ✰ — imssgs: 👅

ash: congrats baby daddy

jason: lol thats not funny idk whats going on

[jcsons]

@evangelinaa: @jason4prez ur so full of shit

@jason4prez: @evangelinaa if shit is love, then yes

[jcsons]

odessaisms:

“ oh — i’m sorry. um, were you saying something? ”

“you wish i was talking to you.”

[jcsons]

@nahmari: ty so much for all your congratulations !!

@nahmari: all u jarisol shippers be happy

@nahmari: cause now i gotta go talk wit le baby daddy

@jason4prez: @nahmari what

[omahacrew]

[jcsons]

@jason4prez: @evangelinaa love u more wifey 😩 👅 💦

@evangelinaa: @jason4prez where 🙃

@jason4prez: @evangelinaa everywhere love is all around us

[jcsons]

ashlvns:

“ashley? she sounds uglier than me.”

“that’s mean, ash. it isn’t all about looks, you know.”

[jcsons]

ashlvns:

“i’d rather be abstinent and get myself off than have to deal with that. don’t be so sensitive, i’m kidding.”

“and you think i wasn’t kidding? i’m not a virgin, one time this girl let me put the head in. her name was ashley.”