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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
RMH
tumblr dot com
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Origami Around
cherry valley forever
Not today Justin
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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Cosimo Galluzzi
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Monterey Bay Aquarium
JBB: An Artblog!
Product Placement
Kiana Khansmith
NASA
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
todays bird
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@jcummins151
Frankly some of you should be hornier over weirder shit. The fear of being too genuine is the enemy of art. Be a bit of a pervert. It's good for the health. Doesn't have to be a sexual thing just own up to being a bit obsessed in some cringe shit it's fine.
File this under "phrases from Tumblr that didn't have to go that hard but totally did".
i think the hardest part about this job is not being able to say What The Fuck
During my sophomore year biology class, we all had to dissect worms. One of the kids in class ate one. A few minutes into the class, the teacher was like, “oh, by the way, make sure not to touch your mouth. These worms are covered in super poisonous formaldehyde.”
The kid who had eaten the work went pale. The kids at his desk huddled around him for a whispered discussion about whether or not he should admit to what he’d done, or keep his mouth shut and hope he survived it. He eventually decided that he did not want to risk death, put up his hand, and very timidly informed the teacher of his little snack.
The poor teacher. She just got this look on her face, like she was considering switching careers immediately. Anyway, she ended up calling 911. I don’t know how things went down at the hospital, but the kid survived.
Right. We’re going to have words about that last tag there.
Okay @gallusrostromegalus I realize you probably just forgot to finish that last tag, but I want to make clear how fucking
OMINOUS
it is that you don’t elaborate what those coroner firing reasons were covering up
Tumblr fucked up the tags, the last one is supposed to read “#Someone finally gave in to temptation and had a little Nibble”
If this isn’t a #WorldHeritagePost it should be.
John Astin and Carolyn Jones - The Addams Family (1964)
Low Tide & High Tide || [prints]
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????
That last fatal scream tho
THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH
i’m crying
I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it
IT’S BACK
HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK
IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff
Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.
Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?
doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them
You will die in 7 days
It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right
Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I
You could if you weren’t a fucking coward
World Heritage Post
Art by coolfrogdude together at last
[ID: a comic illustrating the above thread as if it was happening in a theater. The users are mostly shaped like their icons, pukicho is a pikachu and hokuto-ju-no-ken is a gengar. The last panel is gengar looks back where a speech bubble comes out of the crowd to say, “you could if you weren’t a fucking coward.” /end]
I can’t believe I’m actually seeing this post
Magic of tumblr,
I am morally obligated to add the YouTube video whenever this thread crosses my dash
I’ve seen this thread more than a few times. But this is the first time I’ve seen this video. So thank you for your service.
it’s time
ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS
it’s time
237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS
I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march
I T S T I M E
ITS TIME
IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS
IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH
ITS MARCH , 2018.
ITS TIME
I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.
Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…
it’s time.
Time
INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY
March 2, 2019
IT’S TIME
@thefingerfuckingfemalefury
<3 IT’S TIME <3
guys we are only 100,100 notes off we can do this!
IT IS TIME
MARCHOWEEN
honest to fuck, after the year-long March 2020, y’all can celebrate Halloween whenever the fuck you want. Time has no meaning. It has always been March. it will be March forever.
World Heritage Post
March 1, 2023
and this gem is back on my dash <3
it’s march 2023 motherfuckers
MARCH MARCH
Guys …. I think it’s time.
MARCH MARCH
happy halloweeen!!!!!!
YEAAAAHHH MARCH 2024!!! HAPPY HALLOWED WIENER
You know what time it is
this one’s a few days late due to having a lot of doctors appointments sorry it’s just 9 pages, and about some rats… it’s more symbolic than anything really
(it’s completely unrelated to any of my songs that have to do with “puzzleboy”) Patreon: www.patreon.com/PengoSolvent
Intruder
[Image description: painting of a dark-skinned girl in a computer lab. She is alone, seated at one of the bulky old computers. She has one hand on the mouse, but she's turned to look behind at the room's door, which is cracked open to let in some light. The room is mostly dark, with some light coming from an out-of-view source by the girl. The painting has a green cast, which adds to the eerie atmosphere. end description]
(From @meixiaotian) #art#this is a very stressful image
that was my exact thought it is stressing me OUT
This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.
Reblog to kill it faster
This is to good to get buried in the tags
I will dance on AI arts grave
That cat is absolutely an orphan-generating coal baron. The mustache and top-hat are there in spirit, if not actually. Legally, that cat's name should be Reacher Gilt.
Apparently this comment got screenshotted, escaped containment, and made its way back to the owner of the cat who found me.
Hew name is Lucy, she is well-loved, and she just looks like that all the time:
feminism WIN: the orphan-generating coal baron cat is a GIRL
I love angry-eyebrow cats. Here's mine:
i do desperately need everyone on this website especially people who arent american but want to rag on america to familiarize themselves with the basic romanized spelling conventions of native american languages because every day i come on here and i see people making fun of massachusetts or connecticut or mississippi or passamaquoddy or mashpee or nipissing and its like PLEASE. PLEASE THEY ARENT ENGLISH WORDS. PLEAAAAASEEEEEUUUHHH. USE YOUR MINDS TO IDENTIFY WHEN A WORD LOOKS LIKE IT MAY NOT BE ENGLISH. I DONT CARE IF YOU MAKE FUN OF AMERICA JUST PLEASE STOP BEING RACIST WHILE YOU DO IT
Map I found showing which states got their names from where. Over half of the states come from Indigenous languages.
