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JONATHAN DANIEL MONTGOMERY. You've probably seen me around (this face is pretty hard to miss, I know.) Hell, I'm probably even the subject of a lot of your dirty dreams or somethin', and that's just fine. I'm used to it. Don't be shy. Anyway. The name's JD. I play baseball. Blah, blah, blah. This ain't a Tinder profile. When Taylor Swift was singing about a fella with hella good hair, she was actually talking about yours truly. var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5386949"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write("");

[jdmontgomery]

iMESSAGE 📱 JD & AMELIA.

AMELIA: Kind of into it ngl???

AMELIA: What if I called you my guy

JD: How 'bout I go to your room and shower there? And you shower with me.

JD: Wouldn't mind that one bit.

[jdmontgomery]

iMESSAGE 📱 JD & AMELIA.

AMELIA: Okay wait you actually look hot though

AMELIA: But you're turning me into goo

JD: Even though I'm all sweaty? Knew you'd like me even then.

JD: But I'm just statin' facts.

[jdmontgomery]

iMESSAGE 📱 JD & AMELIA.

AMELIA: No.. nope. HARD PASS.

AMELIA: Ahhhh stop I'm gonna cry

JD: [insert sweaty selfie]

JD: No crying. You're too damn cute to cry.

[jdmontgomery]

iMESSAGE 📱 JD & AMELIA.

AMELIA: Yuckkk. No thank you. Take a shower, stinky!

AMELIA: Thanks to the millions of stuff you got me, duh.

JD: Tellin' me I don't turn you on right now?

JD: Gotta take care of my girl, ya know?

[jdmontgomery]

iMESSAGE 📱 JD & AMELIA.

AMELIA: A lot better. Where are you?

JD: Just got out of the gym. I'm currently sweaty and gross.

JD: Glad you're feelin' better, babe.

[jdmontgomery]

iMESSAGE 📱 JD & AMELIA.

JD: How you feelin'?

[thatmansplayinggalaga]

insp.

[jdmontgomery]

iMESSAGE 📱 JD & AMELIA.

AMELIA: You can count on it, hottie mchotterson

AMELIA: Yesss! 😍😍

JD: In New York, New York~

JD: You're totally my girl.

[jdmontgomery]

iMESSAGE 📱 JD & AMELIA.

AMELIA: If you want me to cough all up in your mouth, yeah baby.

AMELIA: Ugh, yes. Call me that again

JD: When you get better~

JD: My girl?

[jdmontgomery]

iMESSAGE 📱 JD & AMELIA.

AMELIA: Shhhhhh!!!!!!

AMELIA: Awww I love you you're the bestest than all the restest

JD: Make me.

JD: Just takin' care of my girl.

[jdmontgomery]

iMESSAGE 📱 JD & AMELIA.

AMELIA: Cutie.

AMELIA: Ummm.. DayQuil/NyQuil, Benadryl, OJ, tissues, cough drops and VITAMINS.

AMELIA: :)

JD: Please. That'd be you.

JD: VITAMINS, huh?

JD: I'm on it. I'll be there in a bit to take care of you.

[jdmontgomery]

iMESSAGE 📱 JD & AMELIA.

AMELIA: Aw. 😍

AMELIA: YES GIVE ME EVERYTHING

JD: Heh.

JD: Tell me what you need. I'll go pick it up.

[jdmontgomery]

iMESSAGE 📱 JD & AMELIA.

AMELIA: Love me. :)

AMELIA: Um, no. But I think I'm sick.

JD: I do.

JD: Need medicine?

[jdmontgomery]

iMESSAGE 📱 JD & AMELIA.

AMELIA: YOU FORGOT THE *.

AMELIA: Smh.

AMELIA: Also, I think I'm dying.

JD: Girl, please.

JD: You can't die. We ain't even seen Hamilton, babe. You really wanna die?

[jdmontgomery]

iMESSAGE 📱 JD & AMELIA.

AMELIA: You're so weird and I love it.

JD: Pft. It ain't weird to jam to N Sync.

[jdmontgomery]

iMESSAGE 📱 JD & AMELIA.

AMELIA: You mean, you will be?

JD: Well, yeah.

JD: [JT voice] It's gonna be mayyy.

[winifredwevansedits]