Everything in its right place

A bohemian libertine's voyage through pelvic floors, demented WWII vets and all the madness in between

[onthebrod]

210 - Sick Wood Finish

He opened his closet and showed us a shitton of wires. Then he opened another closet and showed us a huge pile of speakers. In Columbus he once crippled his ear for a week after watching Black Hawk Down. “I’ve got the most amazing kicker now—a Klipsch P-312W Subwoofer; look at this sick wood finish. I could blow the windows out of this place if I cranked it up and watched 2012. Only thing wrong, the wood finish is like one shade off my shelving unit.”

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Interior design is so hard!!!

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concierge medicine and health reform?! How about we skip to desert... #medstudentfreediners

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Excuse me while i take a sip from my njem bpa free waterbottle. Discussing all these differentials have got me thirsty has got me all thirsty with my sjogren's acting up. #gunninginallthewrongplaces (at USF Library)

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First time I've been told I look Jewish ;) #middleeastcrisis #celeblookalike

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My chain heavy, yeah yeah, my chain heavy, my chain heavy #good #kanyewest

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Instagram game - Dre's got it

It's a sad day when I pick this non-news for my comeback. Although is it a comeback if you never had it in the first place? For that you gotta ask Drake and his "backpackers" [ You don't have me on safety I don't need you, I'll take all the shots (figuratively and literally)]. And I'll use double brackets, high school algebra. Edward Norton did a better fake disabled person on the Score, all you had was wheels. Okay,bye bye, thank you.

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2013/08/pistons-andre-drummond-picks-up-nickelodeon-star-jennette-mccurdy-on-instagram-photos/#sthash.d6GYX3kx.dpuf

Back to Andre. Apparently he picked up the blonde white iCarly chick. On instagram. All it took was a brown bear (not a sleight at husky, large gay man with a lot of body hair of Indian descent). Drummond is good but he's averaging only 20.7 mpg on a bad team so his game might not be all that. iCarly chick don't care, all she wants to do is eat (seriously I watched 1 episode, she was on a reverse Bradley Manning with Prader-Willi). But now she's got quads and a little black dress (a jersey Lanvin type of thing) so I guess there goes that argument about metabolism and growing into stuff.

As an aside it must be nice to be an instagram star. A selfie is worth a 1000 likes, people used to be have to create content. Perez Hilton had to blog, TMZ had to get punched out to get attention (also spend exorbitant funds for that blonde dude's hair, that is a lot of hair, wear it in a bun bro, ain't nobody got time for that). These instagram chicks and dudes have thousands of followers from pool pics. You're not a role model/success story, you workout.

Also how much easier has it gotten to succeed with a personality disorder. The way the psychiatry books are written the ability to hold a job and interference with activities of daily living is what makes these Axis 2 diagnoses significant. Nowadays you need one to get ahead. Isn't that a nice comeback for the crazies taking the world back? Marie Antoinette and Louis XVI you have been missed.

Also Kim Kardashian's mom has a show and Kanye has two people that he wants to live for now (that was a good interview, yea I saw it). And I have nothing but a month to make the most important decision in my life. Not that. Something else. Grownup residency shit. 

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I had my Tom Ford on 1st, fuck with me Jay

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David Bowie salvaged

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Do you know how hard it is to find placebo in North America?!?!

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Feels like record day weirdness. Thurston Moore and Loren Connors

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Shout out to all my niggas living tax free Now-a-days its six figures when they tax me Oh well, guess you lose some and win some Long as the outcome is income

Drake know's what's up . Happy Tax Day !

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Somehow errbody is a polymath

Remember that story with North Korea and Dennis Rodman

Now we got HOVA and Cuba

Why are dennis rodman and shawn carter trying to run this country's foreign policy?

 How do these people get the idea that they're renaissance men ?!?!?!

Is your name on this list http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_who_have_been_called_a_polymath. No I didn't think so. Who told you can pull some straight up davinci shit up in here.

I blame that crap they tell kids about doing what you put your mind to. What a mess that line of reasoning was for our society. 

Seriously if you're going to have an opinion you better have some semblance of thought and be willing to put your shit on the line. Don't go on vacation and get wined and dined and then get an opinion. And race has nothing to do with this either, Sean Penn pulled the same shit with Chavez.

I know little of history but I know that Mccarthy crap legitimately ruined careers and Ali gave up 4 years of boxing when he opened his mouth. And he didn't just open it either it was articulate and impactful and it still sounds fresh. 

Either way I don't know anything. I was still shitting my pants when the Berlin Wall came down and have never gone to sleep hungry or fearing for my life.

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This isn't fun. At all.

Today I had three people cry in my face. I didn’t have tissues or any advice to give them. I looked incredibly nice in green socks although the top button of my shirt under my tie was not buttoned, a point of contention with my jefe (I knew and tried but my neck is too fucking fat nowdays) but it wasn’t enough. It’s not enough for anything, the show, I mean. They know everything and you’re only lying to yourself when you say something smart. You can’t fake anything anymore, people have google and medscape. And they made the Rabbit and cryopreserved semen. It’s amazing when you go into something because you want to feel palpable human emotion and agony and realize the manufactured one, the hypotheticals part our brains spit out is better than anything real life algorithms can do. People cry but your strength is in not giving a fuck. They enjoy feeling embarrassed at their fragility, they enjoy being belittled and being told some Lance Armstrong orchiectomy  BS. It’s BS now because he’s a dick but it was BS to begin with. It’s a bike with two wheels, a helicopter can go down a mountain in 30 seconds. And that’s all there is to it. Sure you can record Bohemian Rhapsody but the Ramones sell just as much from Blitzkreig. And that’s all there is to it. And you can get cancer and die or you can get it and live. And you get fucked or fuck someone over on craigslist but someone always gets fucked. And the strength is knowing to get fucked and not give a fuck. Because giving a fuck makes you a slave when all you can do is smile and hope the next orgasm is better than the last one. And then that’s over and you’re back at the bottom starring at the Col du Tourmalet. At some point it becomes just a race and a day becomes just another day. And maybe when it’s all said and done there is no count to how many times you’ve done the Col du Tourmalet and whether or not you doped. At some point the lap count doesn’t matter, because some cotton doesn’t kill a man. Giving a fuck does. 

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This is fun.

I've made a profile on one of those dating websites. Actually 2. It's quite fun for the potential artistic outlet of prose it offers. The circumstances of hot chicks getting tons of messages and only glancing them briefly makes writing something appropriate a real challenge. My aim other than finding someone is to entertain, mostly myself but also society. I'll include periodic snippets of me in the drop.

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Hi!

And I was agreeing with a lot of things you said but then you mentioned nicholas cage. His hairline is at his earlobes, which automatically disqualifies him from the adjective "Exceptional". But then again maybe you were referring that Cher movie, where he had both good hair and pretty suave acting. 

I have never had a long distance penpal, sound like something that would be good to try out at least once every 5 years. I'm also creative and an intellectual.

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Hi!

I also draw, mostly when I'm at working and have to listen to a very long conversation. I take paper out and draw caricatures of people around me. I don't get paid for it and I end up getting chastised. I'm glad that's not your reality. 

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Hi!

I think you should give conformity a chance. It's kinda fun when everyone agrees with you and you don't have to put yourself out there  awkwardly. Otherwise people make fun of you and spread rumors and you have to go hide and pretend you're sick so you don't have to go to school anymore. Didn't mean to say all of that. Sometimes, stuff just comes out like that. This didn't happen to me BTW, just one of my friends. 

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Hi!

It's nice to see someone that believes in so many things. I would agree with a lot of what made it on your list. Some are not essential i.e education and fishing. 

Education is overrated. People were having a much better time back in the day. You would just hang out in a tepee and make arrows and then go chase Kevin Costner around. All education brought us was guns and better fermentation techniques for alcohol. I'm sure sitting bull would have rather been ignorant. 

Fishing I feel is not very efficient. They have these big ships that run on oil and can throw a net and feed a whole city. It's quite badass and exquisite. Only downside is once in a while I guess they sink but oil and water mix pretty well, I have been told. 

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More fun in the future

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One Take 21

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VA hospital swag

I pay $50,000 to give people pamphlets that go against my values. I feel like a priest that hands out dental dams and coathangers in the confessional.