jeb germproof

tom. he/they. 23. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[largishcat]

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

[largishcat]

there will be layoffs

[bluuncover]

more cass doodles from the past month :D

[somewherefornow]

BRUCE WAYNE/BATMAN & JON KENT/SUPERMAN & LOIS LANE in SUPERMAN: SON OF KAL-EL (2021)

[spect-era]

He makes me smile :)

[ashoss]

i miss my father and daughter

[conker-shell]

everyone make sure you leave out the milk and cookies and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife tonight 🥰

[cambieart]

am i my mothers daughter?

[violaslayvis]

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

[chavorruco-noventero-deactivate]

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

[antiandrogen]

Just carry a purse…

[chavorruco-noventero-deactivate]

But I told him I was masc :(

[elevan-deactivated20250122]

:(

[the-greatest-taste-around]

nice outfit LOSER. 1443 called but in a dialect of Early Modern English that hadn't experienced the Great Vowel Shift yet so i don't know what it said

[konohahater]

car is a sentient beast that eats dollars and can tell when you have money in your bank account

[konohahater]

🎯

[maculategiraffe]

[id: screenshot of a reply by valerico: Car is an expensive horse that loves to die]

[aster-is-confused]

my favorite genre of bird picture

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: A ga g t t at t t t ga T tag g a Ag agag Acctac ! T tag g a Ag agag Acctac

Closest match: Psylliodes chrysocephala genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Cabbage Stem Flea Beetle

(image source)

[graveexcitement]

[kebbopulos]

[spaghettihell]

[furryprovocateur]

boobs is better than titties as a word because boobs is bouba while titties is kiki

[pinyatapix]

read this post and this is all i can ever imagine from it

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[doolallymagpie]

it’s time

[guiltfactory]

[guiltfactory]

[anarchistmemedistro]