Jedi Master Swampert

this is my old blog, my new blog is @myuhblog This was my blog from ages 16 to 29 years. most of this content was posted before I realized I was trans. The further back you go, the more cringe you will find. I probably posted something problematic in the past. People grow, and I know I have.

[goretzkas]

[moosiala-deactivated20250927]

[thommi-tomate]

Translation:

Yes, tomorrow is the day.

Tomorrow will be my last appearance in the Allianz Arena.

I'm looking forward to it.

It's a very strange feeling when you think about it.

After 25 years... After more than 15 years in the pros, when you look back, it was an incredible time.

It all started in the Päh, everyone knows it by now, the little boy in the Bayern bed linen.

It's a dream that so many people have and so many people are trying to realize.

And in the end, in this form of the story, it's almost unbelievable to describe my career here.

Titles, goals, unique moments, that's what sticks in the end.

I'm already happy when I see the pictures, when I see the emotions, and above all, of course, when I see the people, the team-mates, the opponents, the referees, and above all, of course, the fans.

The fans in my living room in the Allianz Arena, but also the fans all over the world. Through football, through FC Bayern, I also got out into the big, wide world and enjoyed it.

Yes, what soccer does to people, when you look into their beaming faces, it does something to you.

I will miss that.

I've been looking forward to tomorrow's game all week.

I'm going to enjoy it to the full again.

Of course I hope that we can celebrate the championship together in the stadium.

Yes, it was nice, I would say.

It was beautiful, more than beautiful.

Well, you can't turn back time, and I don't want to.

Although maybe I would want to.

[rhaenyratargeryen]

“The beauty of Tony Gilroy is that he believes infromation is power, and he believes in informing his actors early on. So before [Dan Gilroy] even wrote that speech, I remember [Tony] called me and sort of warned me about what was going to happen. I was filming something very different — I was in the middle of Hit Man — and I was lingering on the idea of Bix and what was going to happen to her. So by the time that you read it, there’s a connectivity that is really interesting. That speech…. if anything, I was so scared of it. I knew the importance of that speech, not only for Rogue One but for the journey of Cassian, for the journey of their relationship, and for Bix’s sake. It’s something I didn’t take lightly. It was probably one of my scariest days on set, ever. Ever.” — Adria Arjona

[staticwaffles]

ANDOR: 2x08 "WHO ARE YOU?" (2025) // ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY (2016)

[fabioquartararhoe]

DEUTSCHER FUẞBALLMEISTER! DEUTSCHER FUẞBALLMEISTER! DEUTSCHER FUẞBALLMEISTER, FCB!

[alienbycomics]

A comic explaining the internet phenomenon… why are so many Bionicle fans trans? 🏳️‍⚧️ Happy Bionicle Day!

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China

[gayweeddaddy69]

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

[senshibignaturals]

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

[presentlydean]

online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you've never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you're only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn't have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.

and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there's this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.

there's a strange kind of love to it. i don't know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don't think anyone will notice or care when you're gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.

i hope you're all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.

[kquiarsh]

Last night I found out one of my beloved mutuals didn't realise she was kinky. So I've spent this morning setting it to music.

[pfdiva]

Luna, my sister in sin. You are NOT vanilla. But, I DO agree that fingering is foreplay and not a kink. But HELL. XDD

[thommi-tomate]

DFB Pokalsiegerinnen 2025

[ashes2caches]

transfem who can consume near infinite amounts of weed and remain at a light high but goes fully off the rails after two shots of liquor. this post is not a theoretical it’s a real phenomenon i’ve seen countless times.

[dykedjarin]

tony gilroy stepped up to andor season 2 with a baseball bat & a fucking vendetta. he said we’re going to be talking about immigrants, colonialism, genocide, and the purposeful destruction of the planet so you’d better sit down because it’s going to be a long twelve episodes

[gnarlyghost]

Witch House

[simzart]

[thomas-mvller]

Leroy Sané (27') Michael Olise (40') Eric Dier (84') FC Bayern München | 3 - 0 | Mainz 05 2024/2025 Bundesliga - matchweek 31

[jedimasterswampert]

Why is the post so mean to Leroy