dont bother @jeezylamane - Tumblr Blog

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

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Police: *banging on door* police!! Open up!

Dunkin' Donuts Manager: I'm sorry sir we don't open until 5

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lmao also

not that anyone will ever fucking read this, but, i also got a laptop for christmas and im using it like im an actual business woman, when i really am addicted to just changing my lock screens and downloading the tumblr app to rant and type all classy. i dont do twitter, i already have a spam insta, but thats pictures. these are words. i love words. i get so much out of them and its so bittersweet. anyway, almost 26 years of being alive and im still deeply depressed a lot and single af and traumatized af and living in kauai and provding for myself alone and trying to get shrooms sent to me but also got the most heavy feeling like i shouldnt be doing that. “sitting at the table with demons” “you cant live in 2 worlds” “he needs to be in charge of your whole life” “wall sitting to get you to come back and break your pride” its a headache and heartbreaking. being a christian is a wild fucking ride and i do love it. i wouldnt trade it for the beautiful moments of feeling one with my creator and the feeling of pure healing and joy. hope. rest. peace. but also the warfare. is. disgustingly. evil. its clever and strategic and we are so at war with ourselves most the time and that sounds dumb, like why would i want to hold myself back from success emotionally, spiritually and impactfully? but theres 2 sides of you. flesh and spirit. sin and grace. both so powerfully manipulated and delusioned its so hard to discern still and im ranting and i love it and this is why i am doing this thank you goodnight i cut myself and am now more confsued than i was expecting to be. but drag race untucked is getting spicy as hell. yeet.