Sweet N' Skelly

hey chef, what's for dinner? max-27-fl-he/him

[communicants]

Boris Karloff in his Frankenstein costume playing baseball, with Buster Keaton as the catcher.

[taxeduptrotter]

She is sneakers o’toole

[oneheadtoanother]

[dailyskeletonreminders]

it wasn't until I saw people trying to replicate pjackks schtick that I realized how funny and clever his writing style was, I would have rather died than say that while he was alive but I feel comfortable saying it now that he's a rusted stinking carcass

[blemgoid]

my stepson loves helping me with chores

[nightmarereverie]

[itsmissing]

ice cream truck blasting gymnopedie no. 1 while a bunch of really forlorn children chase after it

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[utopians]

Being unemployed allows you to access an alternate 'shadow world' beneath our own populated only by retirees

[honorculture]

[skopostheorie]

I really do like this tweet

[trashyeggroll]

tumblr is great and all but ya’ll are missing the woman in one of my cat fb groups that has birthed her own tier 1 meme

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

[badassdemonsword]

[shalpilot]

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

[belzrgr]

/water

[shalpilot]

oh…. why thank you!!