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Me correcting my transphobic parents when they misgender my nonbinary friend

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#good omens #good omens fanart #aziraphale #crowley #i dont think crowley snake in the show is green but let me live #credit to my brother for coming up with this idea #my art

remember when venom and eddie went on a date in Venom(2018).... iconic

collab with @shadowbats

#venom #venom 2018 #venom movie #eddie brock #symbrock #veddie #venom symbiote #we drew this way before the movie came out lmao #but now.....its time #my art #shadowbats art

knifebinch

before listening to lana del rey

after listening to lana del rey

#mads tag

putthison

“When I was young there were beatniks. Hippies. Punks. Gangsters. Now you’re a hacktivist. Which I would probably be if I was 20. Shuttin’ down MasterCard. But there’s no look to that lifestyle! Besides just wearing a bad outfit with bad posture. Has WikiLeaks caused a look? No! I’m mad about that. If your kid comes out of the bedroom and says he just shut down the government, it seems to me he should at least have an outfit for that.”

- John Waters on the sorry style of today’s rebels (emphasis mine)

pluckyminna

helpless laughter oh god

synebluetoo

This is the only criticism of millenials I will accept

terriamon

are we done pretending supernatural is a good show

peujeune

Excuse fucking me? Say that again bitch?

terriamon

are we done pretending supernatural is a good show

peejeune

oh sorry didn’t hear you. yeah no we’re done

#iconic post

unclefather

you’ve been hit by- you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal

sweetguts

this is the greatest moving picture file that has ever been placed on the internet

respectfulmemes

alchyhol

me: Yeah, I read manga

me:

spengs

im laughing @ this image of jeff goldblum bc it makes him look like a centaur but w the horse bit cropped out

spengs

update:

spengs

Look I didn’t spend 20 minutes drawing jeff goldblum as a centaur in front of my family for 3 notes

betaruga

Life found a way…

shampooligan

i was trying to remember the “live long and prosper” motto from star trek and for a solid 10 minutes the only thing i could think of was “live big and die”