Jeff The Killer

*jeff the kills you* (if I say something mean it's for the bit I don't mean it this is all /j not /srs)

[jeff-the-killer-offical]

hi I’m Jeff the killer that’s my full legal name and I have a tumblr now so watch out

[jeff-the-killer-offical]

been really into knives lately. tbh

[jeff-the-killer-offical]

All of my enemies are just jealous of my beautiful eyes and perfect joyful smile

[jeff-the-killer-offical]

hey sorry I barely poast anymore I’ve been busy with all the Jeff the killing and whatnot

[jeff-the-killer-offical]

I spent! So much money on piranhas only to find out that APPARENTLY they don’t even work like I thought they did!

[sm64mario]

I met every single creepy pasta and they wre all nice to me

[pukicho]

In this world it’s get killed or be killed

[beaniesandbells]

What’s doing the killing

[pukicho]

The Killer

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

Big things happening on my island

[jeff-the-killer-offical]

Hi geoff the keighler :)

GEOFF THE KEIGHLER??? REALLY?????????????? HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING TO ME WHAT DID I EVEB SO TO DESERVE SUCH DEPLORABLE TREATMENT??!? I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU OR ANYTHING WE HAVD NEVER EVEN MET BEFORE!!!! I DO NOT LIKE BEING DISRESPECTED LIKE THIS AND I HAVE JEFF THE KILLED PEOPLE FOR LESS ILL HAVE YOU KNOW !!!!!!

[scariest-crepeypastas]

“Run!” I cried, cryingly! “It’s Geoff the Killer!”

“That’s right,” The pale freak snarled, brandishing the Knife, “And I’m going to— wait did you just spell my name ‘Geoff’ what the hell is wrong with you”

[jeff-the-killer-offical]

going to home depot and purchasing All of their bolt cutters for a fun new project tomorrow

[jeff-the-killer-offical]

there’s nothing quite like a delicious teeth and blueberries smoothie on a Friday night

[jeff-the-killer-offical]

worst thing since whole unsliced bread. That was only a glimpse into my dark twisted reality btw

[jeff-the-killer-offical]

Nothing Bagel

[samlickereightyone]

friday 13 you know what that means

[samlickereightyone]

the killer

[acasternaut]

[jeff-the-killer-offical]

It’s so annoying when I am trying to get to know someone better and they keep yelling things like “let me go” and “it’s so cold down here I’m so hungry” and crying like ???? I’m literally trying to be nice?????

[pissvortex]

Jeff Necklace

[jeff-the-killer-offical]

hi this (insta reel link) reminds me of you but if it looked like this bird

love you king 😛😛

oh wow thank you the resemblance is uncanny. You will be spared from getting Jeff the killed.