JEFF!!,!!!,!

I,,WASS LAWAYS REAL. Parody of Jeff The Killer, a fake character of Phighting.

[jeff-the-phighter]

HI!!,!!,!

JUTS UR FIRENDL,Y ,NEIHGBOR BEXT DORO =)

I,LK SPIEC TGIS UP IF I AHVE TMIE,!!,!

[jeff-the-phighter]

HWO MAYN OF U GYUS HAEV A TWITTRE ACCIUNT??,??

[jeff-the-phighter]

I GOT INOT AN ARUGEMENT WIHT MY FIREND EBCAUSE I HIF YHE NKIFE =( BTU IT INS,T MY AFULT HR,S OUY OF VONTROL!!,!!,,

[archangels-goblet]

🩸- Hmm, I can’t help but start imagining, daydreaming, if you will.

🩸- Once Hyperlaser is out of the hospital and recovered… I’d love a waltz with him, I think. My manor has the perfect ballroom for such an occasion… I’d set it up all nice and spiffy for us… and we’d have it all to ourselves, music filling the air above passionate breaths… oh, my. It’s heavenly to think about.

🩸- I would have never danced with someone so passionately, so genuinely before… in all my years of dance, wear, and tear… I would love nothing more than a treat such as that. ❤️

[jeff-the-phighter]

AWW,W!!,!! CUET!!,! HAEV FYN IWTH HYPRELASER!!,!!!

[teddytrapphighter]

Wow! Making friends on here is so nice! You can send them stuff they like really easily!!

[jeff-the-phighter]

YWAH!!!,!!!

[jeff-the-phighter]

QEUSTIPNS R OPWN,,,,

[v1ne-st4ff]

How would I kiss her? She doesn't have exactly lips or a mouth,, I need to relax,,, I'll be making tea, I'm thinking too much...

[jeff-the-phighter]

HMM,M,M,, SMOOVH WGERE HTE MUPTH IS??,??

[statsdemon]

errrm two questions,,,

where are you? cause the reblogs imply ur stuck in somewhere or something

and whatre ur powers???

where am i? thats a pretty personal question, i think! lets just say im in a dark place... literally! im not feelin' down or anything (in fact, im feeling quite joyous!), but the place im in LITERALLY is dark!! get it? ;>

haha, yeah, that wasnt my best joke. sorry 'bout that! anyway, powers, hm? i guess i do sort of have one..! the power...

...of being the silliest goofster!

-🗡

[jeff-the-phighter]

HYE!!,!! TGAT,S MT POEWR TPO!!,!! TGEN I GIT LOKCED FIR IT,,, =(

[statsdemon]

really?! wonderful!

...for the first part, not the second one! i like the way you type, its a real shame we ain't able to hang out :<

except if you aint locked up no more! but in that case, IM still stuck (not in jail tho ;>) so we still can't hang out :/

-🗡

[jeff-the-phighter]

RAELLY??,? I,M AKWAYS EORRIED NO NOE CNA TLEL HWAT I,M SYAING FTOM IT, SO UR ,COMPLIMETNS FLSTTER ME ALOR!!

IR,S A SGAME I CAB,T SRE U, ACUSE I,M GINALLY UPT!!, HUST VISIRING MY HOEMTOWN RIHGT NIW =)

[statsdemon]

errrm two questions,,,

where are you? cause the reblogs imply ur stuck in somewhere or something

and whatre ur powers???

where am i? thats a pretty personal question, i think! lets just say im in a dark place... literally! im not feelin' down or anything (in fact, im feeling quite joyous!), but the place im in LITERALLY is dark!! get it? ;>

haha, yeah, that wasnt my best joke. sorry 'bout that! anyway, powers, hm? i guess i do sort of have one..! the power...

...of being the silliest goofster!

-🗡

[jeff-the-phighter]

HYE!!,!! TGAT,S MT POEWR TPO!!,!! TGEN I GIT LOKCED FIR IT,,, =(

[statsdemon]

are you jevil deltarune /joke

ooooh!!! do i really remind you of that fella? im flattered! youre gonna make me blush! :3c

-🗡

[jeff-the-phighter]

EHO,S EJVIL??,??

[wndforce]

is there anyone that you heavily despise ?

AN INTERESTIN' QUESTION… I WANT TO SAY NO? I’D LIKE TO THINK I’M FAIRLY NEUTRAL WITH MOST FOLKS (ASIDE FROM FAMILY, OF COURSE).

DESPITE WHAT MY POSITION MAY SAY ABOUT ME, I TRY TO NOT HOLD STRONG OPINIONS OF OTHER DEMONS… UNLESS I HAVE REASON TO.

[jeff-the-phighter]

ISN'T THAT FUNNY?

[sl1ngsh0ft]

Format of this thing is … weird, but I’ll get used to it ! ^^

[jeff-the-phighter]

HI.

[wndforce]

!?— …ACTIVITY HAS CERTAINLY PICKED UP ON PHIGHTBLR, I SEE.

[jeff-the-phighter]

HEH3HEH3, ECRTAIN,LY!! NPW WE WIAT FRO TJE RSET OF ,EM TO CIME OVRE HEER!!!,!!

[huntersbloodlust]

“I hear this place gets interestin’. Sounds excitin’, but I’ll be judgin’ that note…”

[jeff-the-phighter]

I BRT IT WILK!!!,!! A BINCH OF HTE GRAE,TESR OHIG,TERS MPVED TO EHRE!!

[girlgraft]

I AM GOING TO THE MAUL.✨🎀

[jeff-the-phighter]

WGAT,S HTAT??,??

[archangels-goblet]

Hum-Hum~

🩸- So many of you… I look forward to getting a taste~!

🩸- … Of your personalities, o-of course. I wouldn’t dare bite…

[jeff-the-phighter]

WAOHH!!,! UR VREY OCOL!!,!! I LIEK IT!!!,!!,!

[archangels-goblet]

🩸- Why, thank you~! I must say your energy captivates me.

[jeff-the-phighter]

HEH3HEH3, U TAKL FUNYN!!,!

[jeff-the-phighter]

HI!!,!!,!

JUTS UR FIRENDL,Y ,NEIHGBOR BEXT DORO =)

I,LK SPIEC TGIS UP IF I AHVE TMIE,!!,!

[dr-extinguisher]

GREETINGS!! I LIKE YOUR ENERGY. WELCOME, JEFF :]]

[jeff-the-phighter]

THAKNS!!,!!! I AP,PRWCIATE TGE QARM EWL,COME =)

[dr-extinguisher]

OF COURSE!! HAPPY TO GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO A MAN I CAN TELL HAS GOOD MORALS!! :]

[jeff-the-phighter]

HEH3HEH3!!,!! UR TOI KIDN!!,!!!