“Are you sure this is the right way?”
“Don’t inspire any false hope in me, please.”
“Shouldn’t you be asleep?”
“Don’t tell me…you lost it. Again.”
“Just let me take care of you.”
“Shut up and answer my question!”
“Wait a second…I think my ears betrayed me. I thought for a moment I just heard you say please.”
“Are you even listening?”
“Given an opportunity, I would probably kiss you.”
“I am not your secretary!”
“It is not what it looks like!”
“Let’s run away together. Run away and never look back.”
“If you are intimidating, I am a ballet dancer.”
“Sorry to trouble you, but may I hold your hand a bit?”
“One reason to stay is all I need. But you have to give it to me.”
“I would kill for a cup of coffee right now.”
“Why are you kneeling down?!”
“What do you mean, the door is locked?!”
“Did it fell when you hurt from heaven? …wait.”
“You really don’t want to know what I’m thinking right now…”
“So how did you do it? Magic?”
“If I wanted a lecture, I would have enrolled at college.”
“Can’t you see I’m suffering?”
“And why would I do that?”
“If you sing the same line of that song one more time, I will strangle you.”
“Would you like to dance?”
“I thought there was no alcohol in there…?”
“Are you trying to get kicked out?”
“Yeah, yeah. Your infinite wisdom enlightens all of us.”
“Can you just hold on and listen to me for a moment?!”
“I hate you. Now give me that hug you owe me.”
“Let’s go get ice cream.”
“Do you believe in heroes?”
“Your cooking is atrocious.”
“Why do you think I want something from you?”
“Don’t try that innocence schmuck with me, I know you.”
“Do I even want to know what you were trying to do there?”
“I believe in fairies. I do.”
“Hello, pot. Apparently, I’m kettle.”
“Let’s get you out of here.”
“What did you dream about?”
“You didn’t think this through, did you?”
“Do you know any good jokes?”
“You don’t have the right to tell me what to do anymore.”
“It’s not like this is my first drink, you know.”
“It’s fascinating how your mouth moves but I don’t hear anything coming out of it.”
“Bread can mold, what can you do?”
“I could get lost in your eyes.”
“Forget it, I’m not giving it back.”
“Do you really think this will work?”
“I can’t believe you made jump out of a window.”
“How much does it cost to rent you for cuddling purposes?”
“Look at you. You’re all righteous fury and untied shoelaces.”
“Do you have any plans for the weekend?”
“A blind person could see that you are in love.”
“Please stop being so stubborn and let me help you.”
“Seeing you like this tears me apart.”
“Remember when we snogged in that closet? Let’s do it again.”
“You deserve good things to happen to you.”
“If you step through this door right now, we are done.”
“Everyone thinks we are already dating, anyway.”
“A snowball fight? We are not children.”
“Why are you grinning like a maniac?”
“I don’t want to fight with you.”
“Oh, what the hell. I’ll take two. Yeah, baby, I’m living dangerous tonight.”
“Have you ever been horse riding? It’s a similar concept.”
“Put that thing down or so help me!”
“We’re out of milk. And what am I supposed to put in my coffee, now?”
“I can’t stop thinking about you.”
“I give free hugs usually, but today they’re two bucks.”
“Take your mind out of the gutter.”
“What colours do you like on your bedsheets?”
“Time is money. Sadly, I don’t have either.”
“Are you trying to give me diabetes?”
“I don’t want to stop loving you.”
“I should have told you ages ago.”
“It’s lonely in bed. Can you keep me company?”
“Of course you broke into my home for sugar.”
“Do you want me to leave?”
“Remind me, why do I love you, again?”
“Oh, thank goodness, I was getting bored.”
“Why am I not even surprised anymore?”
“Kiss me? For good luck?” – “You don’t believe in luck.” – “No, but I want you to kiss me.”
Hey guys, please feel free to drop me a prompt in my ask box at any time, be it with one of these from my new and shiny prompt list, something Christmassy since ‘tis the season or something different altogether you’d like me to write. I promise I’ll be happy to fill your requests to the best of my questionable abilities.
ellievsbear
snowghoul
turnnoffyourmind
gummygunk
vaporwave
titsay
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