‘ of course she was. she was perfect. all little fingers and toes.. ’
【♛】——— ❝I'm sure she was super cute, real small and shit.❞
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‘ of course she was. she was perfect. all little fingers and toes.. ’
【♛】——— ❝I'm sure she was super cute, real small and shit.❞
❝ Uh, yeah. And RACISM died with Obama’s indoctrination. ❞ She shrugs, throwing the other a small, snide smirk. ❝ But hey – – at least you’ll get DENTAL. ❞
【♛】——— ❝Dental ain't bad, 'least it's better than racism. Thank you, Obama.❞
❛ Shit, and this is the library, huh? Well, not sure what I was expecting. ❜
【♛】——— ❝I know, this shit sucks but we got bugs and now the books are gone.❞
+4: refinedqueen jefferscn waiitress pregnantorarrested
“Ahem, ahem.”
【♛】——— ❝Don't gimme that look, Red. I'm lookin' fo' sump'thin' other than that shit we're severed to eat.❞
coconut oil can be used for/as:
deodorant:
apply coconut oil to your underarms in place of deodorant
bug spray:
half-cup coconut oil mixed with 10 drops of tea tree essential oil
bug bit soother:
literally just apply it to a bug bite
dry skin:
apply coconut oil before you put on your daily moisturizer
conditioner/repair damaged hair:
add oil to your scalp in the shower, let sit for a few minutes, than rinse out
sunburn soother:
apply to burnt areas
reduce blemishes:
apply topically to acne
night cream:
is better for your skin because it doesn’t clog pores, merely apply right before you go to bed
face mask:
oily skin – two tablespoons coconut oil and two teaspoons apple cider vinegar
dry skin – two tablespoons coconut oil, two teaspoons honey, one teaspoon almond milk
puffy skin – two tablespoons coconut oil, two tablespoons espresso, two tablespoons cocoa powder, one tablespoon lemon juice (for oily skin) or one tablespoon honey (for dry skin)
discolored skin – two tablespoons coconut oil and half cup pumpkin pulp
exfoliator – half-cup coconut oil with two tablespoons brown sugar
all natural lotion:
combine one cup coconut oil, two teaspoons almond oil, and two drops of your favorite essential oil
treat cuts:
apply to cuts and cover with a band aid
frizz fighter:
spray liquid coconut oil into damp hair and cover. let sit for an hour or two, then rinse
dandruff:
apply half-cup coconut oil to scalp. distribute all the way to ends. let sit for 5 minutes before rinsing out. kills the fungus that causes dandruff
shine enhancer:
apply in the shower and let sit for 3 to 5 minutes before rinsing
split ends:
apply to damp hair right after getting in the shower, focusing on the ends
deodorant:
apply to underarms as you would deodorant
enhance eyelashes:
combine one tablespoon coconut oil with one teaspoon lemon juice and one drop of lavender essential oil. apply to lashes
makeup remover:
Apply liquid coconut oil to a cotton ball and apply to areas of face covered by makeup. Rinse with warm water. The oil removes makeup and dirt while restoring skin’s natural glow.
lip balm:
Combine coconut oil with a small amount of spice (turmeric, cinnamon, cocoa powder, beetroot powder) and apply as a naturally tinted and hydrating lip balm.
shaving cream:
Using an immersion blender, whip up some coconut oil in a bowl or pot to use as a shaving cream. This natural shaving cream can help restore skin’s moisture.
cold sores:
Apply coconut oil to the affected area as often as needed to diminish the sore’s redness and inflammation.
energy booster:
Swallow a tablespoon of coconut oil when you’re in need of a pick-me-up for a boost without the sugar or caffeine-fueled crash.
sore throat soother:
Gargle with a combination of one tablespoon coconut oil, one teaspoon apple cider vinegar and one tablespoon warm water to help alleviate scratchy, sore throats.
vapor rubs:
Combine coconut oil with peppermint essential oil and apply it to your chest and throat area.
dark under-eye circles:
Rub a small amount of coconut oil beneath your eyes to help diminish the look of dark circles.
bad breath:
Hold a tablespoon of coconut oil in your mouth until it melts and swish it around for fresh, clean breath.
shampoo add-in:
Add to your shampoo to give yourself a moisturizing lather
wrinkles:
Replenish skin and rejuvenate wrinkled areas by applying a small dab of coconut oil to the lines and creases on your face before bed.
lice:
Rinse head with apple cider vinegar and comb through with a fine lice comb. Once hair is dry, apply coconut oil all over and let sit for 12 to 24 hours. Wash the comb thoroughly, then comb through again and wash with shampoo.
makeup brush cleaner:
Coconut oil is perfect for cleaning the oil-based makeup from your beauty brushes. Rub a small amount into the brush and rinse thoroughly with water then lightly pat them dry with a soft towel.
chafing in inner thighs:
Apply to inner thighs as needed.
aftershave:
Reduce redness and irritation that often comes with shaving by massaging a small amount of coconut oil on the area that’s just been shaved.
face primer:
While coconut oil is great for removing makeup, it’s also a good beauty tool to use when applying makeup. Rub a small amount onto your face as a primer before you apply your makeup; your foundation will go on smooth and stay on all day long.
eyebrow tamer:
Rub a small amount on your eyebrows so they stay in place throughout the day.
eyeliner:
Make an at-home eyeliner with coconut oil and cocoa powder for a natural alternative to the typical cosmetic.
Taystee Jefferson representing Potterheads proudly.
“Should’ve lear- ned that earlier.”
【♛】——— ❝Yeah, you should've. So, what chu' want? We ain't got no books in here to read if that what yo' lookin' fo'.❞
❝ – —- Ready to get FUCKED in the ass from the OUTSIDE for a change, huh? ❞
【♛】——— ❝The outside's gonna treat me better than this fuckin' place will.❞
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*is actually v happy that America got their shit together when it comes to gay marriage*
▩✖— jefferscn
❝ I can’t believe she’s gone. ❞
【♛】——— Vee was a mother figure for Tasha. Sure, she wasn't the best mother figure and she had gotten herself landed in prison but at least she was there. But now she was dead, had been for a while. Week after week Taystee had to calm Suzanne down, make sure she wasn't freaking out or causing trouble because she missed Vee. Of course, she missed Vee too but Suzanne took it too another level. And most of the time it wasn't good. ❝Yeah, she's really gone.❞ Tasha wiped some tears away, now sitting down next to her friend. ❝But that don't mean we can't 'member her, Suzanne. I know that you miss her, I do too.❞
“ Well I’m sorry about that. That sucks. My parents are back in Australia. ”
【♛】——— ❝Parents suck, that's just how it is. If they were good parents, we wouldn't be in here.❞