if roan joined spacekru

incorrect quotes and headcanons with roan up in space for six years instead of echo

[incorrect-spacekru]

monty: pick one of spacekru to punch, who would it be?

roan: what? no. you're my friends, i couldn't pick something like that.

monty: bellamy?

roan: yeah, but i don't know why.

[incorrect-spacekru]

roan: can you answer a few questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

murphy: depends. can you ask the questions without the usual level of stupid?

[incorrect-spacekru]

bellamy: roan, how can you be tired? you've done literally nothing today.

roan: excuse you, it's actually really tiring being the most handsome member of our team.

[incorrect-spacekru]

roan: you need to make them think you're stronger than you really are.

bellamy: is that what you do?

roan: me? oh no.

roan: my power is no illusion.

roan: i could fucking demolish you.

[incorrect-spacekru]

roan: the real treasure was the memories we made.

bellamy: you almost killed me.

roan: that was my fondest memory.

[incorrect-spacekru]

raven: *kisses roan's cheek*

roan: what is this?

raven: affection.

roan: disgusting.

roan:

roan: do it again.

[incorrect-spacekru]

murphy: you're stupid.

bellamy: that's it?

murphy: give it time. it'll eat away at you.

[later]

bellamy: am i stupid?

roan: yeah, a little.

bellamy: damn him!

[incorrect-spacekru]

bellamy: you know, i don't care what you think.

roan: yeah, you do.

bellamy: i know.

[incorrect-spacekru]

bellamy: you all missed a valuable lesson about the dangers of cliques.

roan: what's a clique?

bellamy: it's when a group of people hang out together.

raven: oh, you mean like having friends?

bellamy: no, these people make fun of other people.

murphy: oh, you mean like having friends?

[incorrect-spacekru]

roan: some of the things bellamy make me do really trigger my fight or fight response.

raven: ...do you mean your fight or flight response?

roan: no. i'm not a coward.

[incorrect-spacekru]

monty: i'm afraid of heights.

roan: lucky you're short then.

[incorrect-spacekru]

murphy: small creatures are way more vicious. it's because there's less room to contain their anger.

monty: that's ridiculous. name one example of this.

bellamy: wasps.

emori: spiders.

harper: terriers.

roan: raven.

[incorrect-spacekru]

monty: in your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

roan: [turns to bellamy] how tall are you?

[incorrect-spacekru]

roan: why is everyone making a fuss about top or bottom? i'd be lucky to even have a bunk bed.

rest of spacekru: roan, no.

[incorrect-spacekru]

bellamy: *lying awake in bed* hey are you asleep yet?

roan: yes.

bellamy: oh okay, i won't bother you then.

[two hours later]

bellamy: wait a fucking second

[incorrect-spacekru]

roan: are you talking to yourself?

raven: yes, it's the only way i can have an intelligent conversation.

[incorrect-spacekru]

roan: bellamy, you're a genius!

bellamy: yeah, i get called that a lot.

roan: what, a genius?

bellamy: no, bellamy.